(Whoo boy! Man, that was a great Halloween party- huh?

Oh, right… my stories…Crap, forgot…

Uh, hey guys… Sundarkness here…Uh, new chapter here…Okay, I don't have any excuse for not updating. I was too lazy and Halloween parties are more fun.

Okay! Now, with that out of the way, here, we. GO!)

"Attention, class!" The Teacher yelled. The effect was immediate, as the class flinched as he looked around to see if anyone was not paying attention, "Now, we all know you all suck balls! I even see your marks reflect that!" The Teacher slammed his hand hard on his table.

"In fact, I'll announce who, what they look like, and what they do! First off-"

Suddenly, a beep was heard as the door opened, and a woman around her late 20's with blond hair in a bob-cut, green eyes, and holding a touch pad in her hands, and looking stern as hell went up towards towards The Teacher, and then whispered into his ear, then showed him the pad as he read it and looked shocked, then… sadistic…

"Hoh? Hyoudou? ISSEI HYOUDOU? ARE YOU SERIOUS?" The Teacher looked at Issei (who was looking outside of the window), then walked over to him.

"Ahem, Hyoudou." Issei flinched, then looked at The Teacher looked down at him, "Hello, Hyoudou. How was that sky gazing?"

"Uh… g-good, sensei." Issei couldn't understand what was happening, but he knew what the thing was: he was, most likely, in trouble.

"Oh, really? Then I guess I can allow it," Everyone in the class was surprised, Issei included, "Because you will no longer be in my class."

"EH?!" Issei almost collapsed on to the floor. He was being EXPELLED?! HOW?! WHY?!

"HAH! HYOUDOU BEING EXPELLED NOW?! TOOK THEM LONG ENOUGH!" A student laughed out loud as he, and the rest of the class started laughing.

"QUIET!" The Teacher glared at the class as he looked back at Issei, "Issei, you are not being expelled."

"Eh? Then… why am I no longer in your class?" Issei asked, confused.

"Because…"

"The head of Space Patrol Delta saw it fit that you are now a Ranger."

"Eh?"

"So, where are we moving?" Raynare looked at her roommate as he picked up a suitcase filled with clothes.

After what had happened in the class, Issei went back to his crappy home with the addition of his busty homecrasher and announced that they were moving. While Raynare was not against it, she was curious where they were going.

"Some place called Kuoh Town. I don't really know what we're gonna have to do, but I know we have to attend a school there. Uh, Kuoh Academy."

Raynare's eyes widened, "Kuoh Academy?! The best school here in the Kyoto area?!" Issei gave a nod as a reply, "A-amazing… well, uh, at least we're going somewhere else better…"

"Yeah, I guess…" Issei looked at his feet as he picked up a photo, "I mean, I guess we'll be much better off…"

"Uh-huh…" Raynare looked at Issei's forlorn look on his face, "Look, uh, why don't we take a break."

"… Okay…"

"Listen here sir, we have observed his health and his power, and uh, we have confirmed it. He is the new holder of the Boosted Gear," a woman's voice was heard as we see a cloaked figure hunched down as he stood up, "B-b-but, look here sir, he hasn't even activated it yet-!" And was immediately strangling the woman.

"And what, pray tell, is better? Him not having it activated, or him already holding the power in him? I fail to see the logic in trying to alleviate worry by stalling. I see someone who wants to succeed in this side, but wants to wait until he activates it then act. Look at this now, woman. You may die now, or kill him now. Choose wisely," The figure's voice was cold, harsh, and his eyes spoke more and more anger and frustration, as he suddenly tossed the woman down, who wisely, composed herself… then walked away, fast.

"Soon, Issei Hyoudou. Soon shall the Red Dragon Emperor rise once more, and once you two come together, you shall see what I can do, and how you will give up Ddraig."

As the sun rose over a hill, we find ourselves at a (formerly abandoned) church, where we see some of the podiums arranged as beds, and the two who slept there: Issei Hyoudou, and Raynare.

Issei was starting to wake up as he felt neck and back pains, and, still very tired, rolled over… and hugging Raynare's body. Tight. Both didn't mind as they were still asleep, but both started to cuddle each other. And then Issei started to wake up.

"…" Issei just sighed as he slowly made his way out of the tangled mess. And heard a moan.

Issei was groping Raynare's breasts.

Sighing once more, Issei let go and went towards the windows, which were covered with curtains, and opened them. Walking towards the altar, Issei went under it and pulled out some instant noodles.

"Wait a second… I don't have hot water…" Issei looked down at the opened cup as he saw the contents inside; dry, salt, and terrible flavoring powder.

"Crap…" Taking the useless cup to a garbage bin, Issei dumped the contents inside of the bin.

"Great… no breakfast." Issei walked over to his housemate, still asleep, naked - and her only cover was the makeshift blanket made from some curtains - and snoring, "Raynare isn't gonna like this…"

Walking back to another pew, Issei grabbed a kettle, a mug and some powdered coffee. Placing them on the altar, Issei went back to the bed again.

Poking Raynare, Issei said, "Hey. Wake up."

And Issei got a snore as an answer from her.

Sighing, Issei walked back-

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Only to be interrupted by somebody knocking on the door.

Grumbling, Issei went to the door to open then smack whoever the hell is knocking - Seriously, who goes knocking on a church door in the morning? Especially one that screams "I'm HAUNTED AND GONE…"

"Look, bud, whatever it is you're selling, I'm not buying. Now get out-"

"Ah! You must be Issei Hyoudou, the boy S.P.D told us about!" came a jovial voice.

"…How do you know that?"

"I'm your new instructor-"

"Hey, who said you were the only one? Both of us have to do it!" another voice, this one more silly and kinda annoying, said.

"Lemme guess from the voices… Ninjor and Jenji?"

"Correct, my boy!" Ninjor, a robotic blue ninja with a Ranger-like helmet, said, happily.

"You must be one smart guy!" Jenji, a cat genie with a head piece and odd armor added.

'Now I see why some people get annoyed at them both. Okay, maybe more to Cathead,' Issei thought.

(Finally done! Now-

"Dude, it's February, soon to be March."

… Fuck.)