Macrophage was having a nice and quiet day in the house near Lake (Eye) Mucosa as she was brewing herself a pot of herbal tea before she pour it into a cup and took a sip of it. "Ahhhhh, what a nice, relaxing, and lovey today it is~." Macrophage said with happiness in her voice as she put her hand on her cheek, commenting about her day so far.

That was when the door went wide open and Neutrophil, or U-1146 more specifically, suddenly came into the house with a thousand yard stare written on his face.

"... Umm... May I help you Neutrophil?" Macrophage politely ask U-1146 cruiously, as she was took by surprised when he came in.

"Yes. I like to have the same kind of drink that you're having." U-1146 answered with the same expression still on his face before he walk to the table where Macrophage is sitting at and sit down in an empty chair as she pour the tea into another empty cup before she give it to him. U-1146 then took a sip from the tea before he put it down and look at it for a moment before he told Macrophage. "Today was suddenly weird today."

"Oh really?" Macrophage said out of curiosity before she ask him. "Please do tell me of what happen."

"Okay. I will." U-1146 said before he then explain to her. "Today started out like normal: I was just doing my daily partol around the body when I saw antigen. Before I could have the chance to even try to kill it, Red Blood Cell (AE3803) suddenly ran it over, which isn't unusually due to her sense of direction... except she was piloting a Psycho Zaku for some reason. How on earth of why she is piloting or where did she get it is a complete mystery. Anyway, she then ran over a boy with a yellow bandana accidentally before said boy then get sent flying by a silver-haired guy on a scootor with a Glassin followed by a giant space dog with a girl on its back before he finally get ran over by a blue tank engine with two coaches. Then she suddenly got into a battle between the Autobot and Londo Bells Vs a fleet Martian tripods and of Star Destroyers before she manage to dodge a Spirit Bomb attack which level everything else before she got into a fight against Mazinkaiser and manage to win, in which someone ask where's Waldo is, even through I don't know who's the hell is Waldo."

Macrophage just look at U-1146 with an blank look on her face before she then sum it up with a understatement. "Oh my, that must have be exciting day."

"You have no idea how much of a understatement that is." U-1146 comment.

A/N: I'M FUCKING BACK PEOPLE! I wrote this short, but silly crack fic drabble just to let you know that i'm back. So why did I choose Cell at Work for a crack fic? If you haven't seen my post at Aug 27th 2018, then go look it up. Now then, i'm going to work on 4th story in the Chaos Emperor Saga and then the two other story that i'm planning to work on.