A/N:Lemon warning. Graphic Sex scenes and mature themes ahead. Naked ladies and all sorts of stuff.
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Bowsette! Bowsette! Bowsette!
BOWSETTE! BOWSETTE! BOWSETTE!
BOWSETTE! BOWSETTE! BOWSETTE! BOWSETTE! BOWSETTE! BOWSETTE!
BOWSETTE! BOWSETTE! BOWSETTE! BOWSETTE! BOWSETTE! BOWSETTE!
Chapter 1 - King(?) of the Koopas
I'm on my throne.
Koopas everywhere. Goombas everywhere.
Brooding.
Why can't I have nice things? Why can't I win?
Every time I kidnap the princess I get beat.
The first time I got the idea, it was going good.
I was totally surprised to see this chubby mustache guy stomping on all my troops.
My troops were even more surprised.
But not as surprised as me, when he got that axe and dropped me into the lava.
Being the great King Koopa, I breathe fire, but lava is a bit too hot for me.
Bah!
A small mistake!
Next time, I got more castles.
Decoy castles.
I'm such a genius!
He'll never figure out which castle I'm in!
I even came up with the idea: let's put every castle with a copy of me. Kamek came up with the spell to let little goombas and koopas to impersonate me. They can even breathe fire.
Man! There was so much fighting over that job!
Everyone wants to be me!
Except him. Mario doesn't want to be me.
Mario keeps beating me.
No matter how many castles I put up, he tears them down. He didn't even get tired. He didn't even get depressed to always be fooled.
He was more steady than a bullet bill. He tore down everything and ended up before me.
And again with the axe. Again with the lava.
Everything I do, he's in my way. Everything I build, he destroys.
It's not fair.
I'm a monster. I want to kidnap a princess. I want to get away with it.
I want to do evil things.
Of course, a hero has to come after me. But why is he so strong?
Can I trade heroes with someone? This guy is too incredible. Even if I kidnap the princess to the other side of the galaxy he chases me down. He threw asteroids at me. Who does that?
These thoughts are not like me.
I'm usually full of confidence. Because I'm so cool.
Nothing is ever my fault, really. Someone else is always screwing up my plans.
But this time, I don't know.
I thought it would be different. Or something.
I was gonna get married. That'll teach him. He can't rescue her if we're married.
It's freaking genius. I'm so freaking smart it's scary.
I even hired wedding planners.
Bah! Those fools aren't worth the coins! What a load of chumps!
But Mario came by again. Beat me again.
This time. I don't know. I feel like he was madder than usual.
A real bee in his briches.
I was real happy when I saw that. I was happy I was getting under his skin.
Yeah, you little shrimp! That's how I feel when I'm hauling my ass back to safety after you beat me!
I feel angry! I feel defeated!
But then after.
Peach… didn't marry us.
Didn't marry me. Didn't marry Mario.
It's Marrymore Church all over again.
I don't know.
It's like, Peach defeats both of us.
Like we're the same, kind of.
I never really thought about Mario like that before.
I'm sitting on my throne, staring at my broken shell.
That's the other thing. He broke my freaking shell.
Seriously, how? I'm a Koopa too. My shell is my pride.
My bomes may break but my shell will live forever.
What the frick is in those boots? He broke my shell!
I'm sitting here, staring at it, remembering him.
And still. I keep losing.
I wanna win. I wanna beat him.
I want everyone in the world to know that I beat Mario. Even out in space they'll know that Bowser finally did it. Finally stomped that stupid plumber. The Luma will spread the news through the galaxy!
"My lord." Kamek said, slowly hovering over to me.
Kamek is an old crone.
He comes up with some good ideas sometimes.
Well, no, all the good ideas are mine.
But Kamek helps inspire me a little - just a little - now and then.
"My lord!" He said, landing and getting off of his broom. He bowed low before me, his king. "It is prepared!"
"Hm? What's this?" I asked, gingerly picking up the silly crown thing in between my giant claws.
It's a tiny little thing compared to my big scaly body.
"It is the powerful new weapon you ordered, My Lord?"
Huh? Did I?
Uh… yeah!
"Y-Yeah!" I said. "Yeah, that thing! Er… what was it again? I mean, I know, but remind everyone else."
"This is called a Super Crown, My King." Kamek said reverently. "It is experimental, and Super potent!"
Hm. I get the feeling like those words are being exagerated.
"Super?" I asked.
"Yes, my King!" Kamek shouted with glee. "You in your wisdom, ordered me to make you as fast as the Super Mario!"
That's right.
I did say something like that when I was complaining.
Why does he get to be called the Super Mario Brothers? Aren't I Super?
W-Wow. Wow!
Holy!
"So. So this tiny little thing is going to make me Super?" I asked, excited.
Wow hold on.
"Lord, we investigated the source of the Mario's Super abilities!" Kamek reported. "The Shy Guy squadrons #1 up to #8 all died, and squadron #9 came back half stomped, but we did it! The Toads were researching a new Super Crown Powerup that would give anyone the ability to jump like Mario!"
Holy!
"We Magikoopas have been working tirelessly!" Kamek continued. "Why, some even turned into Dry Bones! But we managed to modify the crown! It will transform you into a grand new form once it's completed! Your you will become fast and nimble like the Mario, but your power will be unchanged! "
Awesome! Too awesome!
Fire is coming out of my mouth, I'm so excited.
Hey!
I don't even have a crown, you know? I never thought of it. But I'm a king. I should have a crown.
Wow it's like it was destiny!
I'm such a genius for coming up with this idea!
Ahahahahaha!
I put it on right away.
"Wait! Wait, no, your highness! It's not complete! It's not finished!" Kamek shouted.
…Huh?
Uh…
"Huh?"
I heard. I heard someone ask what's going on.
It's like Peach's voice, but deeper.
"Who is that?! Did we kidnap Peach again and no one told me? I have to get my shell waxed you morons!"
What?
"Hey! Don't say that. I said that! I said hey!"
"My Lord! My King! Peace!" Kamek pleaded. "Your power is unchanged! Your stomping is going to collapse the castle! It's your voice, my King! Look at yourself!"
"Huh?" I asked. I looked down.
Big fleshy mounds stood in my way. I couldn't even see my belly.
"Huh?" I asked again. I took one hand - my hands had become so smooth and womanly - and I slapped the big round meat on my chest.
They jiggled together, and bounced, and it stung!
For a moment I was mesmerized by those milky white orbs jiggling around.
It's me. It's really me.
What happened to me?
"Hey!" I shouted. "Kamek, what's going on!"
"My King! I did say the Super Crown was untested!" Kamek pleaded. He conjured up a body length mirror with a wave of his wand.
Hey… these are… boobs… right?
Right?!
I put my arms under my chest and I hefted the lilly white breasts I now had. I could even see the dark pink nipples, fat and proudly sticking out.
What is going on?
I can't believe it! I can't believe it!
Kamek! That traitor!
His stupid power… it… it…
It turned me into…
"I look lame!" I protested, stomping my feet. "I look weak! I look like peach! How will this beat Mario?! I wanted to kidnap a princess, not become one! I want to crush Mario, not be rescued by him!"
I'm still naked of course. I'm always naked. Don't got nothing to hide. I'm a proud Koopa King and clothes are for suckers.
So I can see the new feminine body totally.
I really do look like peach. But I look a little bigger. I look a little stronger. My eyes are a bit more wild, and my eyes are still slit like a proud reptile King. My hair, that same shiny blonde color, is shaggy and long. I still have my proud horns sticking out the side of my head. I still have my big Koopa tail standing stiff behind me.
But My hips are broad. My waist is thin. My body is tight and toned, I admit, but there's so little definition to my muscle! What is going on?
I used to be this hulking giant monster with scales that could protect me and claws that could tear down a castle wall.
"I don't even have scales!" I protested. "How am I gonna live if he dumps me into Lava this time? You think it's easy Kamek?!" I asked. "To go swimming in Lava! Freaking burns!"
"My King! My King! Stay calm!" Kamek begged. "Please! The crown is just a prototype! H-Here. Let me take it off! It shouldn't stay on too long anyway, My King. It's meant as a temporary power-boost!"
"Wait!" I said, snatching Kamek out of the air when he started flying up to my head on his broom.
"Wait. Wait." I repeated.
Something… Something's hitting me.
Now that the surprise is gone it's…
Uhmmmmm….
Oh…..
It's not thoughts… but feelings. Feelings flood into my brain.
I'm not usually big on feelings. So this is something.
And there's more. Under those feelings. Something deep and strong. Something feral. Something that can't be denied.
The crown feels fixed to my head. I feel it connecting to my mind, like we're one. It's magic and my monster magic are jumbled together.
And I feel things. Powerful things in my guts.
Like a fire.
There's always fire in my belly, but not like this. This is like fire that's in every part of my body. This is too much fire, which I didn't think was possible.
This fire itches under my skin. It makes me restless. It is a fire that aches and needs something.
It is so powerful.
Kamek was wrong. It didn't just make me faster while keeping my power. It made me even more powerful.
I can feel all my power, but it's incredible. The fire in my gut is so hot I don't know what to do with it!
I took a deep breath. I watched in the mirror as my chest pushed out while my lungs filled with air.
I let the fire build up. I stoked it, and let it out in one big breath against the ceiling.
Fwoooooosh! The whole throne room lit up.
Even the Lava Bubbles thought it was too hot.
Even the dry bones thought it was too dry.
Kamek was cowering at my feet in awe and fear.
I feel powerful. I feel restless. I have to do bad things right now. I look like a human, but I'm more monster than ever. So I have to do some evil right away!
"Kamek." I said. "Get the Airship ready. Kidnap Princess Peach and bring her back, but I'm not coming with you."
"My King? You always come with, to gloat!" He asked in shock.
"I'm going to stay here and get ready." I said. My voice is smoother now, like velvet, but it's still deep. I am still commanding. "I'm going to surprise him with my new form. I don't want him to get any knowledge of it until it's too late." Thoughts. Complete, full thoughts enter my head. Words I didn't even know I knew come into me.
"C-Could it be? Did the Super Crown even make our King smarter?" Kamek gasped.
"I don't care. Just go!" I ordered.
"Y-Yes my Lord! Glory to King Koopa!"
This is it.
This is power, speed, intelligence, and fire.
Even Mario can't beat this.
This time, I win.