Previously on Game of Dragons:

Hiro Uzumaki

Level: 1 5/10 exp

Hp 50/50

Chakra/100/100

Description: Uzumaki Hiro is a elite black ops agent from another world who died and was reincarnated in the Naruto world with the Power of the Gamer. He has replaced Uzumaki Naruto and is currently in Konoha's orphanage. Aside from that his life is full of mysteries . . . How did he get here? Where is Here? Did he leave the stove on?

. . . What?

It seems that when I 'started the game' I was not reborn in earth as I had assumed. According to whatever this menu stat sheet is, I was instead reincarnated into the show Naruto replacing the titular character. Well it suited my goal well enough. In the original Naruto, there were men walking the earth strong enough to be considered gods. I would just have to rise above all of them and cement myself as the only one truly worthy of achieving godhood. Now to fix the small issue of me being unconscious.

My eyes fluttered open and I squinted as the bright morning light hit my eyes. I looked around and observe my surroundings. I as in a small plain white hospital room. The windows were pen and lots of fresh air and sunlight streamed into the room. As I fully awoke from my daze I noticed a blue menu floating in the air.

You have slept for: 16 hours

Hp and Chakra fully restored

All negative debuffs cured

I read over the contents of the menu and mulled over their consequences.

A child instantly healing any and all illnesses overnight would definitely be suspicious. Though most people would just chalk it up to the effect of the Kyuubi. The door creaked open and a nurse walked in. She had brown hair and a decently pretty face that was marred by the scowl she wore. No doubt a result of having to take care of the 'demon brat'. She walked up to me and muttered something under her breath.

"So you're awake are you, demon brat?" she spat. I gave her a deadpan look and replied "Well isn't that self evident? Perhaps you have to get your eyes checked".

She whipped her head around to look at me in shock. She had probably never heard 'the demon brat' talk out loud. "What did you say to me?" she spoke angrily. I simply smiled up at her. "Well I suppose you need your ears checked as well." She looked ready to reply again before the door began to open and an old man entered the room. He was flanked by two masked ANBU, one of them had a dog for a mask while the other had a rat. The old man was wearing ceremonial robes and a triangular hat with the kanji for fire on it. The old man gave me a grandfatherly smile before sitting down on the visitors chair. "Hello Hiro-kun, how are you?".

I almost vomited at the tender sweetness in his voice before I remembered I was basically immune to all sicknesses. I racked my brain to how Naruto addressed the Sandaime in the anime and decided that I would just call him JiJi in hopes that by now Naruto had already met him and this was not their first meeting. "Hey JiJi!" I exclaimed. I tried my best to seem like an energetic child, evidently I failed if the flicker of worry in the sandaime eyes was anything to go by. The sandaime smiled at me and ruffled my hair. I had to suppress a shiver at the contact. In my old life I definitely did not experience normal human contact very often.

. . . Aside from the blood of the people I tortured of course. The Sandaime began speaking again this time with a hint of worry in his voice. "Hiro-kun, you collapsed randomly yesterday, while the doctors say that you're fine, I would like to know if you remember anything strange happening yesterday?" I feigned confusion ad replied in a shaky voice "N-no. I don't remember anything strange. I just collapsed randomly".

He nodded and gave his goodbye before rushing off to finish his quickly piling up paperwork.

After he left, the nurse walked back into the room, scowling as always she practically shoved me out of the hospital saying that I had been discharged. So I was standing outside of the hospital with no idea of how to get back to the orphanage. I stood there for almost 10 minutes before something happened.

Quest: Home sweet home: Get back to the Orphanage before curfew.

Rewards:

1 Exp

Konoha minimap unlocked

50 Ryo

Failure:

Being lost like the dumbass you are.

Accept Reject

Fucking finally. At least the minimap will be really useful. I clicked accept and a timer appeared along with a HUD with include the date, time of day, my location, the minimap and all quest objectives and the quickest path to them. Apparently I was 574 meters from the orphanage with 3 hours till 8,which was curfew. I decided to take my sweet time walking around Konoha. I looked around and admired just how stupid the people of Konoha were. Really, bring you're young, impressionable child to a village that makes its money of murder and espionage. After a while of aimlessly walking around, I decided to go to the shopping area of the town to try my luck at theft. After all, didn't the village owe me for keeping the kyuvi at bay, right?

So I walked up to a woman who was walking through the park with her young daughter. I ran up to them, "Hey there, By any chance do you happen to know where the shopping area is nearby?". The woman looked startled before pointing to a bunch of stalls just around the corner. Now that I think about it, I totally shouldn't have missed those. I guess being in a child body hindered my intelligence gathering skill. I turned around and began walking away before deciding to sneak a peek at their names.

Uchiha Mikoto Level 45

Uchiha Sasuke level 2

Holy shit! No wonder they looked so familiar! It was Sasuke and his mother. Or her mother I guess. That's kinda weird, I wonder why Sasuke was a girl in this world and not a boy. Now that I had found the shopping district I quickly got to work Identifying my target. There was a small unassuming stall near an ally. It seemed to be some kind of pawn shop. Perfect, The moment he owner looked away to barter with a customer, I quietly snuck up behind him and stole a couple pieces of expensive looking jewelry

Fake diamond ring E class durability 50/50

A fake diamond on a ring made of fake gold, all in all, worthless.

CHA + 1

Ruby necklace C class durability 250/250

A necklace made from silver and ruby.

Cha + 3

Ring of Death SS class durability 999999/999999

A ring with the power to summon the scythe of the Shinigami.

Requires: Level 50, Shinigami contract, Shinigami release mask

Holy shit! It seems I have stumbled across a rare jewel in a trash can. I wouldn't be able to sue it for a long ass time, but the idea of flying around dressed like a shinigami from bleach was too much to handle and I started to break out laughing. The moment I did, the owner head snapped around and he saw me standing right behind him. I was holding the 3 items I had stolen. The man stood there in shock for a few seconds before attempting to grab me. Expertly I dodged back before delivering a kick his knee. Even with my weak child body, hitting a knee with the full force of a kick was painful and the man toppled over onto the floor.

Immediately, I made my escape and began running away. I needed to hide the evidence, but I also needed those items. Wait a second. what's on thing almost all video game shave? Inventories of course. God, I am so stupid. How could I forget inventories. 'Inventory' I mentally commanded. A new menu opened in front of me and I quickly jammed the rings and necklace into the inventory box and closed the menu. I kept running not looking at my surroundings before running smack into a man. I looked up and almost screamed at what I saw. The man I ran into was a stern looking Uchiha wearing the uniform of the military police.

"U-um, sorry Uchiha-san. I have to get going now" I quickly stammered out before resuming my sprint to the Orphanage. Thanks to my great luck I managed to make it back in time with little over an hour to spare.

Quest: Home sweet home:Completed

Rewards:

1 Exp

Konoha minimap unlocked

50 Ryo

I ran inside and steadied my breathing. That was exhilarating. The adrenalin rush and fear were amazing, it was like being high, maybe I would try this again, but probably not. When my heart rate finally stabilized I went to the backyard of the orphanage and decided it was time to start fucking with the forces of nature(e.g chakra).