A/N: So... long time no see...

DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Boku no Hero Academia/ My Hero Academia

CONTAINS: Swearing

Hope you enjoy?

No Take Backs

*THUD* It was the sound of Kaminari's body hitting the bottom of the chimney of class 1-B's dorm.

It was the night of April fool's day. He and a few others student was planning to pull a prank on class 1-B.

"Ouch." Kaminari said and he slowly stood up. It was really dark, so Kaminari couldn't really see anything.

But what he did see, was the silhouette of his friend, Ashido. She was already inside, holding in a giggle.

"Wait, how did you get inside?" Kaminari shout-whispered to Ashido.

She gestured at the front door. "The front door was open this whole time." Ashido chuckled.

Kaminari threw his hands around. "Why didn't you tell me?" He shout-whispered again.

Ashido held in a giggle again and crossed her arms. "I thought it would be funny to see you go down the chimney." She paused and turned away from Kaminari. "I was right."

A few minutes later, they unsurprisingly got caught. The alarm was going off at the 1-B dorms.

They were so loud, that the rest of the students of class 1-A woke up.

"What's going on over there?" Kirishima said and stuck his head out the window.

He saw the chaos and the lights flicking on in the 1-B's dorm. Bakugo stuck his head out in the window next to Kirishima's.

"Pft. Whatever it is, I bet it's Kaminari's fault." Blasty McSplode said with a smirk.

It was the next day, and the students of class 1-A were told to try to retrieve an item from a super secure place. If the alarm went off, they were out.

Surprisingly, Bakugo and Midoriya hadn't showed up to the training site. Bakugo was usually on time, and their classmates knew that Midoriya wouldn't be late.

"Where's Bakugo and Midoriya?" Uraraka asked the others while looking around.

"You mean Blastard and Plain Broccoli?" Kaminari corrected.

Uraraka raised an eyebrow at the budget Pikachu. But her attention was soon turned to the footsteps behind her.

She saw Bakugo appear from the entrance. He huffed over and gave everyone a scowl.

"Sorry I'm late." Bakugo said to Aizawa, who was not particularly happy. "I was... doing things..."

Before his friends could question Bakugo, the green head emerged from the entrance. Midoriya was running towards the others.

Uraraka noticed that he looked... messed up. He had twigs in his curly hair, and scratches on his face.

When Midoriya finally reached the others and took some time to breathe, he looked up at them with desperate eyes.

"He pushed me into a fucking bush!" Midoriya said and glared at Bakugo who only gave a tch and looked away.

Right before it was Midoriya's group turn to retrieve the item, All Might went up to him in his usual buffed up form.

He took the green head on the shoulder and gave him a thumbs up.

"Be careful, son." All Might said low.

Midoriya quickly turned around and waved his hands around with a big smile on his face.

"You called me son!" Midoriya said enthusiastically. "No take backs!" Was the last broccoli said before catching up with his group to do the assignment.

Midoriya's group consisted of most of his classmates he was very fond of. Like Uraraka and Todoroki. And one that he didn't like too much... Can you guess? Bakugo.

The green head, being the analyst that he is told his group his plan. It was a good plan. A plan that he was very proud of. But apparently, none of them paid any attention to him.

"How did none of you hear what I just said?" Midoriya asked the others and looked at each of them.

Todoroki was the first one to speak. "I've been zoned out for the last fifteen minutes."

He was so honest! Was what Midoriya and Uraraka thought.

"I got distracted about halfway through." Uraraka said innocently.

"Ignoring you was a conscious decision." Bakugo said and headed towards where the item was located.

This was going to end bad... the green head thought.

A/N: Can you see where this story is going? I'm not going to say that I've been busy with school and blah, blah, blah... the short version is... that I'm lazy. But I HAVE been meaning to come back to this story. I just don't know how to formulate the incorrect quotes into short stories anymore...