Chapter 9: Meddle not in the afairs of gods...for they are irritable when hung over.
(AN: short chapter, more of a way to introduce a few things and a new character while I work on the main chapter but this will be part of the main story.)
The Granger household was normally peaceful and the neighbors, all aware of magic, were glad that was the case, none more so than the roommate of Locoa, a red haired, fish eyed business woman of Japanese decent who Locoa accidentally made a land god. Her name was Aika Kobayashi. Aika, or just Kobayashi as she insisted that she hated her first name, was once just an ordinary woman, she worked a office job, admittedly drunk a bit too much sometimes and didn't have much in the way of a social life asides going out for the odd drink or ten. the odd drink or ten after work. When she was offered a raise, she jumped at the chance before realising it would require a move to England, two only children meant she had no family outside her parent and they had passed away in a mysterious gas explosion a decade ago.
It was soon after her move to England that her encounters with magic began. Drunk off her ass one evening she invited a rather busty blonde over for the night and one thing led to another. It was to her great shock the following morning that the horned woman wailed her eyes out about the situation. Locoa, or as her true name was, Quetzaquatle, dragon god of rainbows and a minor land god in England after winning a wager had accidentally passed one the land god title during the make out session. Kobayashi would of had a heart attack if it were possible for a god to have one at the time.
It was normal for Locoa to disappear for days or weeks on end, usually to help the leprechauns mess with the mortals and magicals. So as usual when her mentor/room mate was off doing whatever, Kobayashi got herself drunk. Hangovers were mostly a thing of the past, only lasting the first few minutes of being awake unless Locoa busted out the god-grade stuff. So being Sunday and freezing cold made for nasty hangovers from the cold and the Friday binge. A rather loud roar of dragonic fury shook the neighborhood rattling Kobayashi awake, her head hammering as she stumbled upright, her work shirt and a pair of panties being all she wore. She growled in both pain and anger. Damned Grangers. They rarely ever made a ruckus but when they did the entire street shook, usually it was Fafnir-sama trying to teach Hermione-chan curses or some idiot devil trying to recruit Taimat-sama into their peerage due to her looks or her power. Grumbling darkly to herself Kobayashi stumbled down the hall to the bathroom, filled a cup on the bench with water and dumped it on her head. The water quickly snapper her fully awake before vanishing entirely.
"Better not be the Yakatori again." She muttered darkly as she walked back to the bedroom the get dressed. The blonde devil was a pain in the ass and assumed since she was once human would be a obedient little slave to him. A swift kick in the nuts with a literal stone boot quickly put an end to his advances.
A few minutes later saw the irritated land goddess knocking briskly on the door of the Grangers home. An equally tired red haired woman with green eyes, dragonic horns and fangs wearing red and gold pajamas embroider with little lions answered, still rubbing her eyes as cursing and the occasional growl was heard inside.
"Morning land goddess." The woman muttered. "Dan is at the shops, Taimat, Hermione, Toru and my son are planning the death of the magicals former minister fudge and their criminal headmaster and Kaana and Hedwig have stolen the household bacon supply."
"Uh, hi. I'm Kobayashi." The confused goddess awkwardly greeted.
"Red, dragon goddess of dreams and a lot of other things. Call me lily." Was her reply. Lily then blinked lazily at her. "How did a human gain divinity?"
"Locoa." Kobayashi uttered bluntly. Lily nodded in understanding and ushered the woman inside. Coming to the dining room they found Kaana and Hedwig nibbling on some bacon while Hermione was reading a book "1001 ways to skin a politician with magic". Taimat was muttering darkly to herself, turning the air blue while Harry was scribbling down various things to do to Dumbledor. Toru was happily humming to herself with a too cheerful smile as she sharpened a butcher's knife, her face half shrouded in shadows.
"Good grief." Kobayashi muttered.
"Yeah they woke me too." Lily replied as she summoned two steaming mugs of coffee, handing one to the land goddess. "Too early for this shit. At least wait until after lunch before roaring down the house."
"Oba-san, kobayashi-san, bacon." Kaana stated in awe as she held up a slice of bacon that Hedwig then began to nibble on contently.
"Oba-san?" Kobayashi asked in confusion.
"Adoption." Was the reply from the entire room bar Hedwig who gave an content sound as she ate the bacon and Kaana who was in awe at the fluffy white owl. Hedwig may be Harry's firmilular but his not-nest-found-hatching Kaana was under her protection and if need be would be escorted by the other owls in the owlery. After all, they already know not to mess with her, her master-harry-messy-hair-dragon or more importantly her bacon.