Welp, to bad, I'm not dead yet. For some time, I was pretty badly sick since the last time you and I seen each other. Thankfully I'm starting to feel better now.Why don't I continue the other ones, you might say to me. Well, I have this idea in me head more then the others. That's about it with all this. I'm doing it for fun, and right now this is funner to me.Law StuffI don't own any money making ideas to my name. Not any alchemy, bugs, weapons, or toys. The only idea that may get me money is a line of jams and jelly's that I've been missing with for sometime now.

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As I look at the gate for the third time in my life, I think to myself, I should train my dog better. Now I know what many people would say to this" Why in hell would you risk breaking the taboo for that?!" Those people get a free suplex on the fully auto pain train of righteousness!

I get roll into a landing infront of myself. That may sound weird, but it's the Truth. I wonder why so many people say bad things about themselves? I take note of my lack of a smile.

"It's always nice to put people into there place, but can you please stop taking the fun out of it? Happy isn't the mood for this place, but enough of my preaching to a rock. I have a deal to work out with you."

Who would have thunk it? Me making deals with myself. That makes me sound like a moody teen.

" What do I have in mind? If you were me you'd know what I want."

I see me white fist draw back in anger, then it falls to the side like a wimp dick.

" All that I am is truth. I may be you, but I'm not the you that can think for you."

I quicky lean into my face.

" We that was helpful, not. Now what do I want with myself? Well, besides a female clone to bone."

I chuckled as I shuffled away from myself.

" In one of the timelines, outsiders are threatening the destruction of everything. I would like to remind you, if you go back, you'll be put to death. With that in mind, how about going over there as my instrument of Destruction? As long as you kill the invaders, I'll let you goof around there as a demi-god until you die of boredom."

I stand up onto one foot and start to spin. On one hand I could fuck with the sins, or on the other hand I could dick about harder with new people. I do love the game I doto them. Like punch run or burn the clothes. I think it's getting too old now, and it takes forever to fix myself after the fun.

"Now I know your trying to think of a way to milk-"

"As long as Jebediah is ok, then I'm ready for whatever I'm planning for."

This time, it is I who leans back for space.

" I know I chose you for a reason, but, just, ok."

With that, I start to swim through hands and wait though the longest learning session of my life. God it's to long.