Part 1: DEEP COVER

Arthur was one day wandering through the garden district. He was being a downer to the downer people because he kept breaking into their home's,stealing their stuff and kept bullying constable tiny.

When suddenly his magical hud machine thingy told him he was in hungary.

Arthur thought to himself 'Him i'm in hungary i should eat grape' he looked in his weeb backpack that can fit 100 bobby to see if he has any grapes'.

He was shocked to find out all he had was rocks 'this is not a gud' arther thot.

So with no grape's he made his way to ollie's christian subway church of margaret to see if he has any grapes.

On the way there he saw erik the sanic man crying. Eather wanted to help him but couldn't since his quest was broken. So he punch erik the sanic man and stole his sanic shoes and ran away like a percy.

He saniced his way to The subway church of margaret and perceived to noclip into the building.

He looked around a bit and prayed to magaret before going to look for ollie.

He looked around the corner and saw demoman-i mean ollie. Arther wis happy. Arthur went say high to demo ollie when suddenly he relazed he couldn't talk.

That becuase he went to visit doctor maut pants a month before and was diagnosed with silent protagnest syndrome due to him snorting to much joy. He sighed and went over to demo ollie who was been a SCOTISH MAN WITH VERY SCOTISH THINGS AND TOTALY NOT DRINKING GUINESS INSTEAD OF HAGGIS.

Demo ollie wasn't happy to see arthur due to him stealing his

Gordon freeman teddy. 'WAT DO YOU WANT?' said demo ollie in a calm and relaxing tone.

'Im looking for u becuase i need to find grape ' artherrrrrrr said with voice back due to him drinking guinsess. 'OKAY'demo ollie said ' I THUNK THER IS SOME IN THE VILLAGERS HE SAID. arthur wasn't huppy bout this due to him not being welcome to villageeither since he bacame downer-man.

However arhtur hand plan.' i have plan' arthur side to demo ollie 'OKAY' olliers sand however demo ollie had secret planed

He hired by a man clling himself constable crown. He wanted ollie to hunt down the arthur and kill him. But ollie relazed that he would have to wait till act 3 to kill him. So he watch him until the time was wrong.

So then arhtur the sanic and ollie the demo man made ther way to the battle royal bridge and when they got there their was a cinstable called 'constable jcket'

Arthur the sanic 'mister constabler can you let me and my scottish pet in?'

Jcket replied 'papers please first' arhtur was now nervous since he didn't have papers.

So alt+tab to desktop and delted the game and installed the alpha so he can glitch his way past it. Arth than sonic glitched his way past and reinstalled the game to full version before him and demo-ollie made their way to maidholm.

BUT IN THE SHADOWS SOMETHING WAS WATCHING AND IT WAS ERIK THE SANIC MANE. HE SAID ' arthur you fucked up my face and sole my shoes now ill hunt you down and crush you fror mother russia!. Erik prcessted to follow them and stay hidden watchiing there evry movie.

TO BE A COUNTED!?

(probaly never)