Summary: Izuku's found doing something indecent in class. (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) [Now Izuku wishes for death~]

Notes:

This is for the DekuMightSquad Event! - You can see the remainder of the collection on Ao3.
The prompt is "All Might catches/sees/finds out about Izuku being a creepy fanboy."
We're going with the "finds out about" approach. :) Hopefully it's good enough. :b
Somehow this is going to be 3 parts, why can't we just do a one-shot like normal people. PFT!

DEKUMIGHT WARNING!

I know this ship hits a sore spot for a lot of people, so if this ship isn't for you or you have great disdain for it...

Please don't waste your time on this and read something you will enjoy. No point in making yourself miserable. ^^;

I hope this goes without saying: This is a fictitious relationship, don't emulate this in real life.

Chapter 1: Package

There was silence as Midoriya sat in the lobby of the dorms, but any person walking in could have cut his anticipation with a knife with how abundant and thick it was. It was already odd enough to have no one else at the dorm with him, but he'd made sure to plan this out strategically. When everyone else was out on a shopping trip together, he'd opted to stay behind to catch up on some studying and practice. Of course it was a bit of a thinly veiled lie, so he had a little trouble getting a few people off of his back - Iida and Tsuyu, in particular - but he'd managed to convince everyone to go without him. With what he was waiting for, he hadn't wanted anyone around to see what it was, for fear of judgment and ridicule. After all, it wasn't exactly conventional, and he couldn't believe that he was actually able to find someone to do his commission, and - from what he'd seen of their work - it would be quite realistic-looking... or at least as accurate as a picture could get, from the claims of reviews and the creator.

As a true All Might enthusiast, I had to get this! N - Not like I could ask Yaoyorozu-san to create it for me… That's…

As he was lost in thought, however, there was a ringing of the doorbell. The suddenness of it had caused him to jump up startled and nearly fall onto the floor. Luckily, his honing of Shoot Style had increased his reflexive skills, and - while he was still a bit clumsy - he was rather skilled with the shifting of his weight and adjusting his center of gravity. Sometimes, he'd surprised himself with how he could catch himself with a hand and lightly shift his momentum into a flip. With a little bit of a smirk from how agile he'd gotten with some useful tips and tricks from Iida and from his observations of others, Izuku returned to his initial goal of answering the door. His hand placed itself on the handle of the door and he'd pushed it open, meeting eyes with the delivery man and the box he'd held. The dimensions of the box gave away its contents to Izuku and his excitement was starting to peak.

The usual greetings were exchanged between the two and Izuku signed off on the delivery before the man had saluted and left the premises. Izuku was surprised with how easily deliveries went into the dorm, but it probably helped that security would have stopped anyone who was a threat to the school if they tried anything through the delivery system. Shaking his head, Midoriya pulled himself away from going on the tangent of analyzing Yuuei's security and carried the box up to his room quickly, getting inside and pulling the cardboard apart delicately with his strength, looking at the contents of the package with hungry eyes. A half-meter sized plush of All Might in his normal form. With his knowledge of All Might paraphernalia, he'd searched high and low for something like this, but found that the plushies were only ever made for his Muscle Form, which made sense in hindsight. This led to him paying through the nose for this custom-made plush, the creator even noting that he must really have been quite the All Might fan to have made the commission. That much was obvious, at least.

W - Wow… they really put a lot of work into this… Maybe that price wasn't as high as I'd first thought it to be...

The way the hair was intricately made to form exactly like All Might's and even the way the clothes hung off of the skeletal figure were all nuances that pointed to the crafter's skill and pride, which Izuku appreciated to no end. Pulling the tiny All Might into his chest, his arms wrapped around it comfortably and he'd let off a soft sigh. There was an interestingly musky scent to it, like some sort of men's cologne. The person who made this clearly took things like that into consideration, especially since they were creating plushies. Locking his door and moving over to his bed, Izuku had collapsed onto it and nuzzled his face into the chest of his soft, fabric hero. It hadn't taken him long to realize that his excitement and getting everyone off of his trail today had drained him, and exhaustion began to creep at the corners of his eyes. Just a few moments later and the boy had knocked out on his bed.

The next day had come and gone before Midoriya even had the chance to notice. From the morning classes, through lunch, and all the way to the very end, It had seemed kind of like a haze, and the boy had barely noticed when his teacher was waving so earnestly at him. Putting on a goofy smile and blushing a bit while waving back, Izuku had bowed respectfully towards All Might approaching him and his blush transforming into a warm and earnest grin. All Might placed his hand gently on Izuku's head and pet the boy, running his hand through the scraggly hair and stroking it affectionately.

"Your class was informative again, All Might."

"I try, my boy. Though, I must apologize about cutting this conversation short. I have a lot of work to address at the office. But we'll definitely have some time to spend together soon, Young Midoriya. You can count on it!"

The teacher bowed to the student before he'd turned on his heel and headed over to the faculty room. By this point, Izuku was the only one left in the room and he'd looked from side to side to confirm that the coast was clear. As far as he could tell, there was no one around. Not a sound to be heard and no floating uniform that told of Hagakure being around - and he was highly doubtful that she ran around the school naked. Placing his backpack lightly on the desk, he'd unzipped it and dug through to the secret compartment, pulling out the All Might plushie that he'd received yesterday, a smile beaming from his lips as he'd hugged it tightly, nuzzling his face into its chest and sighing.

"Oh, All Might. You were wonderful today, as usual. I didn't get to spend a lot of time with you today, though…"

Not to worry, Young Midoriya! For I am here!

"Of course! And I'm so glad you are! You're so kind to me…"

How can I not be, my boy? You're compassionate and earnest! You're so special to me, Young Midoriya!

"You're special to me too, All Might!"

As Izuku was having this conversation, however, someone had started to approach the classroom from around the corner, carrying the usual scowl that was expected of him at this point. His ear twitched slightly at hearing a voice inside of the classroom he was looking to enter. This boy hadn't wanted anyone to see him coming back for his bag, embarrassed about having forgotten it in the first place. Peeking around the corner, he'd looked upon who was in the room, crimson hues catching an eyeful of Izuku cuddling his plushie. His embarrassment turned into a haughtiness that he hadn't felt for a long while. After all, Bakugou hadn't felt the need to glower over Izuku since before the Sports Festival, and he wasn't about to let this chance slip by.

Pulling out his phone, the blond bomber sneakily pushed his camera around the corner and started taking video of the scene unfolding before his very eyes. Izuku continued to cuddle and speak with the plushie without being noticed by the blond haired boy. This had probably been the most stealthy that Bakugou could ever have claimed to have been, holding back snickers and trying his damnedest to not laugh out loud on the spot as Izuku had his seemingly one-sided conversation.

You've gotten so good with One for All, I can't help but be proud of you. And you're only going to get better from here!

"You think so, All Might? Maybe I can even be the best in the class?"

Without a doubt! Remember, I expect great things from you, and that you are best suited to be the next Symbol of Peace.

"I won't let you down, All Might! A - And, n - now that you're retired and all, I - I'm definitely going to step up my game! A - And…"

What is it, my boy?

"N - Now that you have more time on your hands… I - I was hoping maybe… we could go see a movie or something together…?"

That sounds splendid, Young Midoriya!

"I'm so happy! I love you so much…! H - Hey, All Might… Can… Can I kiss you?"

Seems you're already a few steps ahead of me, my boy.

Izuku made a strange squeaking sound that baffled Bakugou, only being able to muster an eyebrow-lift from the display. What happened next, however, was something he had not expected. Izuku had lifted the plushie up high before pulling it in quickly and… having his lips press against the lips of the fake All Might. Bakugou could see Izuku's lips and tongue pushing onto the plushie's sewn-in lip and glide around it like the green-haired boy was a starving man looking to lick every last bit of sauce off of a plate. Katsuki could also very clearly hear Izuku moaning into the doll, and he'd looked into his phone screen to make sure he got the scene down to the last second.

"Oh, All Might~!"

Bakugou continued to try and curb his laughter, but was finding difficulty in holding it in this time. He was sure he would never be able to unsee this for the rest of his life. The video had continued to roll and the boy had opened his mouth to let out a hearty "HA," letting loose while the video was still playing. Alarmed, Izuku turned around and his eyes met with Katsuki's, blood leaving his cheeks as he'd turned pale with embarrassment and fear. Time seemed to stop for him and his eyes had focused solely on the phone in Bakugou's hand, intensely staring it down and wondering if Bakugou was taking the whole scene on video. How long had he been standing there? What did he see?

"God, you really take fanboying to the next level! Don't you, nerd!?"

From the reaction, it should have been obvious, but the pain that was gripping Midoriya's heart was almost too much to bear and he found himself unable to move or react to what was happening.

"Didn't mean to ruin your little... date, but this is priceless!"

Bakugou's fingers slid around on the screen for a few brief moments before there was a confirmation beep that rang through the air and into Izuku's ears. His blood had stilled to a creeping halt as his mind connected the dots. He was taking a video. And he's just sent it out. But to who? Honestly, that hadn't really mattered. People would see what happened and what Izuku was doing with the All Might plush.

My… life is over, isn't it…?

Notes:

Well there's part one! We'll try to get to the other two as soon as we can.
Also, don't worry, All Might will be in the next chapter. :)
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