This is a collection of the stuff I've written for the various things over at r/RWBY. It's a great community over there, so if you're a regular reader/writer of fan fiction I suggest you check it out. The weekly events happen every Wednesday, and Moncon starts near the beginning of the month.


Prompt: Blake introduces Kali to a new invention from Vale: Yoga Pants

Kali walked into her daughter's dorm room to find her, predictably, lying on her bed reading a book. "Sweetie, there's something I need to talk to you about." She said. Something about her tone must have alarmed Blake because she quickly dropped the book and swung down off the bed.

"Of course Mom. What is it?"

Kali hesitated for a second. This wasn't a conversation she ever thought she would need to have with her daughter when she had decided to come visit her at school, and she wanted to make sure she brought it up in the best possible way. "Well, Blake, it's about the people here at Beacon."

"What about them?" She asked, clearly confused.

Kali decided her best tactic was to just be as direct as possible. "Blake, you're smart and beautiful and talented and likable-"

"I'm sensing a "but" coming up." Blake cut in to say.

Kali nodded. "But, well, Sun was one thing. You're both Faunus, both fighters, he clearly respects you. And Yang is your partner and friend. She trusts you, and that goes a long way."

"Okay, I guess. What's your point?" Blake asked, her tone growing exasperated.

"My point is that most of the students here spend half their time staring at you, Blake! And I know you can hear what they're saying the same as I can!" Kali said, pointing to both of their cat ears. She softened her voice. "All I'm saying is that it's a little weird. What's going on?"

Blake's face had been growing more red with every word she said, and by the time Kali had finished her daughter was flushed red and staring at the floor. "I don't know." She said in a quiet voice. "It started happening last month."

"Did anything change last month?"

"Not really, no!" Blake exclaimed. Then a thoughtful expression came onto her face, and she said, "Well, maybe one thing. But it really isn't a big deal. I just changed my wardrobe slightly."

"How?"

"Well, these things called yoga pants have become really popular in Vale. They're great to work out in so I've been wearing them for my morning routine. I don't really see how that could possibly be related though."

Kali agreed with her daughter, but since Blake said nothing else had changed it wasn't like she had much else to go on. "Why don't you go show me these new pants of yours?" Blake nodded, went into her dresser for a second, and disappeared into the bathroom. It only took a minute for her to walk back in, and as soon as she saw her daughter Kali knew what had happened.

"You said you're doing your routine in these every morning?"

"Yep! You know me, bright and early I'm outside stretching for the day's activities."

"By yourself?" Kali asked, although she already knew the answer.

"Well, not recently. There have been more and more people out there every morning too." Blake shrugged her shoulders. "It's nice to see more people out taking care of themselves."

Kali stood still for a second wondering how she could have raised such an oblivious daughter. And wondering the best way to explain to her daughter that her new fashion style perfectly accentuated her quite attractive ass. She stood still for a few minutes, at a complete and utter loss for words, before an idea of how to stop this popped into her head. She turned without a word and marched out the door to find her husband. She found him eating in the cafeteria and sat down beside him.

"Blake asked us if we wanted to join her morning workout tomorrow. You wouldn't mind, would you?"

"Of course not, if that's what Blake wants." He responded.

"Good." Kali gave him an innocent smile. "You know, I have a great feeling about tomorrow."