Fuck you, Mary Sue
Notes: My personal tribute to the art of self-insertion. Everything from here on is sarcasm.
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon or its characters, I do own myself-I mean the 'character' Tim, as well as my best friend if he were a Digimon-I mean Memon.
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One day, for some inexplicable reason, a new Digidestined named Tim came to the digital world. Tim had whatever hair color, eye color, and attitude that the author does. Oh yeah, he was also really cool, God-like even. Tim was attacked by Etemon. Memon(Tim's Digimon) used his deadly Self-insertion attack, which is guaranteed to kill any fic it appears in. However, since Etemon is owned by the same people that own Digimon and not the author, he was unaffected.
At the last moment, right before Tim would have been killed, Garurumon appeared and saved Tim. Then Matt came over to Tim and made sure that Tim was all right. "Are you all right," asked Matt.
"Yeah, I'm fine," Tim responded, looking up to see that Matt was the most attractive person he had ever seen.
Then Matt blushed and said, "You're really cute, wanna go out?" Despite how inappropriate the situation was, Tim agreed happily.
At this point it began raining. Heavily. The two boys went and found
themselves a cave to get out of the rain in. They used this as an opportunity to snuggle. Memon dropped off the face of the planet, his purpose in the fic having worn out.
"So...wanna fuck," Matt asked. Before he could answer, however, Tim was swallowed by his own pride. The end.
It was meant to be a mockery, not well written. What can I say? This is as close as I get to humor.
Notes: My personal tribute to the art of self-insertion. Everything from here on is sarcasm.
Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon or its characters, I do own myself-I mean the 'character' Tim, as well as my best friend if he were a Digimon-I mean Memon.
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME
One day, for some inexplicable reason, a new Digidestined named Tim came to the digital world. Tim had whatever hair color, eye color, and attitude that the author does. Oh yeah, he was also really cool, God-like even. Tim was attacked by Etemon. Memon(Tim's Digimon) used his deadly Self-insertion attack, which is guaranteed to kill any fic it appears in. However, since Etemon is owned by the same people that own Digimon and not the author, he was unaffected.
At the last moment, right before Tim would have been killed, Garurumon appeared and saved Tim. Then Matt came over to Tim and made sure that Tim was all right. "Are you all right," asked Matt.
"Yeah, I'm fine," Tim responded, looking up to see that Matt was the most attractive person he had ever seen.
Then Matt blushed and said, "You're really cute, wanna go out?" Despite how inappropriate the situation was, Tim agreed happily.
At this point it began raining. Heavily. The two boys went and found
themselves a cave to get out of the rain in. They used this as an opportunity to snuggle. Memon dropped off the face of the planet, his purpose in the fic having worn out.
"So...wanna fuck," Matt asked. Before he could answer, however, Tim was swallowed by his own pride. The end.
It was meant to be a mockery, not well written. What can I say? This is as close as I get to humor.