"Dinner's ready!" Sanji called from the door of the dining room. All of the Straw Hats soon piled in through the door- except Robin who took her time getting through the door and Nami, who was no where to be found. Everyone had sit down around the table, but when Sanji brought out the sake, he finally noticed that Nami was missing.

"Hey, do any of you know where Nami is?" Sanji looked around, trying to prevent Zoro from snatching the sake from his hand.

"No clue. Let's eat." Luffy said, reaching for some meat. Sanji slapped Luffy's hand away and grabbed him by the throat.

"Alright, captain... Then you're not eating until you get her here, got it?" Sanji threw him against the door.

"Alright, fine!" Luffy got up and stomped out of the dining room. "Deny me, your captain, of meat because of some stupid girl..." Luffy strolled around the ship, looking for Nami. He eventually came to her bedroom door and was getting ready to knock, until he heard a noise. It was a soft moan. He pressed his ear against the door quietly, trying to hear better. He soon heard Nami's soft voice say a name, "L-Luffy~"

Luffy immediately threw open the door, "NAMI! ARE YOU OKAY?!" Nami immediately sprang up and fell behind the bed, her face completely red. Luffy ran over to the other side of the bed, and knelt next to Nami, where he saw Nami in a messy heap. Luffy's face became red as he saw her long orange hair tangled falling down her sweaty neck. She slowly lifted herself up, her arms trembling. As Luffy's eyes traveled down her body, seeing her white tank top soaking with her sweat, he finally came to her panties, soaked with something that Luffy couldn't identify. Nami lifted her head and turned to the man looking at her. Her arms trembled more and her face become redder than Luffy's and immediately grabbed a blanket to cover herself up, embarrassed of her current state.

"L-LUFFY! G-GET OUT OF HERE!" Nami shrieked, grabbing her pants that were lying on the floor and throwing them at Luffy, who, upon being hit by them, fell backward. Luffy jumped up and attempted to extricate his face from the pants. Nami shook with fear in the corner, feeling a burning sensation below her waist- one she had wanted to get rid of. Her legs rubbed together seemingly on their own. Luffy threw her pants off of his face.

"What the hell, Nami?! What's wrong with you-"

"I SAID... G-GET OUT!" Nami jumped up, still wrapped in the blanket, and charged at Luffy, forcing him out of the door and slamming it behind him.

"Nami? Are you okay?" Luffy asked through the door. On the other side, Nami struggled to even stand, for her legs trembled. She slid to the ground, holding her red face in her shaking and somewhat slimy hands. She couldn't even find the strength to respond.

Luffy scratched his head, pushing his straw hat off his head and onto his back. I wonder why she seems so scared, he thought. His expression of confusion soon turned into one of fear, as he remembered Sanji's words. He pounded his fist against the door. "NAMI! YOU HAVE TO COME UP TO EAT DINNER SO I CAN HAVE MEAT!"

Nami was still on floor, holding her legs to her chest, not wanting to move at all, unwilling to even look at her captain in the face. Her captain just caught her in the act of masturbating to him. It was embarrassing, but it was honestly, strangely exhilarating. She felt the burning sensation return and couldn't help but touch herself again. She rubbed her fingers gently against her femininity through her panties. She moaned softly, but then suddenly felt the pounding against the door again and whipped her hand up from below her waist.

"Nami? Is everything okay?" Luffy asked again, truly concerned for Nami. She wanted to wait until he left, but then it hit her that he might tell the rest of the crew. She couldn't let that happen. She jumped up at the thought and immediately opened the door, yanking Luffy back into her room. Luffy cried in surprise and was immediately thrown onto Nami's bed. After slamming the door shut, Nami whipped back to face Luffy, placed her hand on her hip, and glared at him angrily. Although her legs were still shaking, she was able to throw up a facade to fool Luffy. "So? What do you have to say for yourself? Barging into a girl's room without permission?"

"I wouldn't have had to if you weren't in here making weird noises and calling my name..." Luffy sat up and looked at her confused. Shit! He heard me moaning his name!? Nami's face became red again as she wiped some sweat off her forehead. The anger on her face slowly faded.

"I... I'm sorry..." Nami finally said.

"Sorry? For what?" Luffy asked.

"For... confusing you... I didn't need help. I appreciate the concern, though."

"Well, if you were crying for help... what were you doing in here?" Luffy tilted his head to one side, grabbing his ankles to cross his legs.

"T-That's none of your business!" Nami stuttered, looking away, her face completely red.

"Nami. I'm your captain. You should be able to tell me anything."

"Um... I-I guess... I was-" she was suddenly interrupted by his stomach growling. Luffy clenched his stomach tightly, but motioned Nami to go on. "Well... have you ever... had strong romantic feelings for someone?"

"No."

"Well... it's really a magical thing... but sometimes, you feel like you couldn't possibly confess your love to them... and when you do, your mind starts to drift into fantasies." Nami slowly moved her head in Luffy's direction, still unable to look at him.

"Okay..." Luffy said, clearly not understanding any of it. Nami continued, "You see... I've had someone on my mind... and I can't confess to him because... he's so much stronger than I am... I would just be dead weight to him."

"Well... why don't you just tell him? If you feel so much for him, you would be willing to tell him that, right?" Nami's eyes widened, still looking at the floor. Luffy? Giving me DATING ADVICE? She sighed and slowly moved toward Luffy, shaking more than before- not only because of the multiple orgasms she put herself through earlier, but because it was Luffy she wanted. She soon was standing right in front of her. She looked down at his face through the red on her own. Luffy stared blankly up at her. Nami suddenly bent over and latched her lips onto his, pushing back onto the bed in the process. Luffy's eyes grew wider than his stomach as he was soon pinned to the bed with Nami sucking on his face. Nami's knee rubbed up against Luffy's legs and up to his crotch. Luffy laid there in confusion, with no clue as to what to say or do. Nami soon slowly pulled away from his face and let her hands travel around his chest. Fuck... am I actually doing this? Nami's mind burned with those words as she pushed Luffy's jacket open, drinking in each part of his torso.

"N-Nami? W-What are you doing?" Luffy looked at her in even more confusion than before. Nami only responded after leaning in close to Luffy's ear.

"Claiming my territory..." Nami smirked at Luffy as one hand slipped down to his shorts while her other hand kept Luffy from getting up. Holy fuck... did that just come out of MY mouth?! What AM I doing?! I can't control myself! Nami unbuttoned Luffy's shorts and unzipped it, feeling nothing but bare skin underneath. She bit her lip in surprise, not knowing that Luffy went commando. Her finger gently stroked at Luffy's manhood, when he suddenly tried to get Nami to stop.

"Nami! Stop! You can't do this-!" He was interrupted by Nami's lips pressing up against his again. Luffy tried to push her off of him, but she preemptively clasped her hands around his wrists, pushing them back down against the bed as she pulled away again.

"You don't know... how long I've waited... to get this close..." Nami said, trying to catch her breath, "I won't let you... stop me..." She forced Luffy's hand up to the bottom of her shirt and forced Luffy to pull it off her.

"N-Nami! You need to stop! As your captain, I order you to stop!" Luffy tried to get Nami off him, but her hold was too strong. As Luffy's hand lifted Nami's shirt off, her giant breasts flopped free from their confines. Luffy looked at her now bare chest and his face became even redder than before. Nami smiled lustfully. "Do you like it, captain?"

Luffy couldn't respond as a rush of emotions flew through his head... as well as a rush of blood to his now growing masculinity. Nami looked down through her cleavage to see it, the icon of her idolatry; the part of Luffy she had only seen in her fantasies, although not as big. She hungrily grasped Luffy's member and started to stroke it, wanting Luffy's seed more than anything. Luffy gasped suddenly at her actions, only feeling more blood rush there.

"L-Luffy..." Nami moaned, creating more tension between the two. Luffy started to breathe more heavily, confused about the feeling he was getting from Nami's strokes. He looked at Nami as she slowly slid off him into a kneeling position in front of his stiff cock. She was still stroking, but she was slowly leaning forward to kiss the head. Luffy jumped when her lips finally made contact, still confused about the feeling. He pushed his head back into the mattress, suddenly feeling Nami's lips slowly wrap around his shaft and her tongue play with his head. His hands jumped to grab the hair on the back of her head, pushing her head down to suck deeper. What the hell am I doing? What the hell is going on? Luffy couldn't control himself anymore; he was only following his instincts.

Oh fuck... this is better than Sanji's cooking, Nami thought, moaning into Luffy's cock. She kept sucking and sucking like an addict with their cocaine. She only wanted more each second that passed. Then she felt it- a pulsing shaking Luffy's member and a warm substance shooting from the top. Nami kept sucking, moaning loudly and drinking the sperm that was suddenly shooting down her throat. Luffy gasped for air as his climax hit, feeling relieved that it was finally over. Nami kept licking up all of the cum that entered her mouth, wanting more and more. She slowly pulled her head off her candy and stared at it still throbbing, and a few more drops of semen dribbling down the shaft. She quickly licked it up and swallowed it, not wanting to waste any of it. Luffy was so confused as to what had just happened, he couldn't even get up. He lifted his head up a little to see what Nami was doing when suddenly, soaked panties hit him in the face. He moved them off to see Nami, in front of him completely naked, straddling his waist, and positioning his cock up to her pussy.

Nami bent over and pressed her breasts into Luffy's face, as if to smother him in her massive tits. She slipped Luffy's member into her vagina and started to grind into it, moaning all the way. Luffy moaned into Nami's chest, his hands clutching the sheets of the bed tightly. Nami's entrance was tight, and Luffy couldn't help but moan loudly when he felt her walls clamp down around him. Nami stifled her moans by biting her lip, and started to bounce on his cock faster and faster.

"Aah~ Luffy~..." Nami cooed, pressing her tits against his face. Luffy could hardly respond, pleasure through his body with every landing Nami made. Every time she felt Luffy's member hit every sensitive spot in her pussy, she was more motivated to go faster. She couldn't control herself, she couldn't even hear herself think over her stifled moans, Luffy's muffled moans, and creaking of the bed. She didn't care if others could hear her; all she wanted was Luffy's cum to fill her up.

And soon it did.

Nami moaned as she felt the warm thick ropes of Luffy's semen fill her, making her legs feel numb. She felt a rush of the burning sensation suddenly push out of her- a relief she was familiar with. She felt her fluids push out hard around Luffy's member and let out a loud squeaking moan, which was a result of biting her lip so hard to stifle it. She had never experienced this feeling before; but one thing was for sure, she wanted more. She slowly sat up, to see Luffy breathing heavily and red faced. She smiled seductively.

"Want to go again?"

After ten minutes of not seeing Nami, Sanji decided to let everyone eat before the food went cold. They were all talking and laughing at each other's jokes, until thirty minutes had passed.

"Hey, have you guys noticed that Luffy's been gone for half an hour? Where is the little guy?" Franky asked, genuinely concerned for his captain. Sanji and Zoro broke out laughing.

"Who the hell cares about the fuck head?" Zoro retorted, nearly spilling his booze all over the table.

"If he didn't want to eat... Oh well!" Sanji added, throwing his cigarette down and pressing it into the floor with his foot. It was clear that due to the absence of Luffy and Nami, Zoro and Sanji had drunken more than their fair share of alcohol, and had actually become so drunk, that they stopped bickering. Robin had made the observation early, chuckling at their unusual camaraderie.

"I'm sure Luffy's fine. Besides, shouldn't we be more worried about Nami? If Luffy can't find her, then where might she be?" Usopp asked.

"Ah, fuck her too! I made this great big meal for everyone to enjoy, and she can't even be bothered to show up? Pfft, shows how much she cares about me!" Sanji slammed his fist against the table.

"For all we know, she's screwing Luffy, and that's why neither of them have come back yet!" Zoro said, drinking some more alcohol. Sanji, instead of beating the shit out of Zoro for even suggesting the idea, laughed hysterically at the comment. Zoro broke out into the same hysterics after putting his cup down.

"LUFFY AND NAMI?! TO EVEN THINK THAT LUFFY COULD GET ANYONE, LET ALONE NAMI!" Sanji fired back, rolling on the floor, laughing loudly with Zoro who was slapping the table at how great the roast was.

"Okay, I think you two have had enough alcohol..." Franky reached for the remaining alcohol on the table to get it out of their sights. Suddenly, a foot and a sword blocked his path. Franky looked up to see that Zoro and Sanji had become like wolves, claiming the booze as their territory. They growled at him until he slowly put his hand down.

"I think I'll retire to bed before anything bad happens... I don't want to see them get so drunk that they return to the way they were when they were sober," Robin stood up, chuckling at her own comment. Franky waved to her.

"I should probably stay here in case they break something..." Franky responded, "But what should we do with Brook?" He pointed to Brook, who was passed out in the corner after failing his classic "forty-five degrees".

"I'm sure he'll find his way back to consciousness," Robin chuckled again before exiting the dining room and heading to the womens' quarters.

Nami stopped bouncing on Luffy's cock finally, after feeling his seed fill her up for the third time. She slumped over on top of her captain, who felt the most drained between the two. Luffy gasped for air, which now reeked of their lust. Nami panted on top of Luffy, smiling cheekily.

"I... I may have gone a little overboard with that..." she chuckled, unable to move.

"I... I can't move... What the hell was that?" Luffy asked, still trying to process what just happened. Nami looked at him in angered shock, realizing that he had given her an experience she had so greatly desired, and he doesn't even know what it was. Her frown slowly relaxed, realizing that it probably be for the better. But she made the worst mistake instead.

"It's... what people do when they really love each other... a form of consummation of their love. Essentially making a new form of love... it's called sex." Nami explained, her face red, trying to find the right words to describe it.

"Oh... so that's what it is. I've always heard other pirates talk about it when I was younger... I never really understood it." Luffy smiled a little, feeling enlightened. "It felt good though." Nami's face became even more red, a lustful smile crawling across her face. She was so happy to have pleased the love of her life.

"You never answered my question, though" Luffy broke the moment Nami felt they were having.

"Uh... which question?"

"What were you doing in here when I came for you?"

"I was, um... mast-" suddenly a knock came on the door.

"Nami? Are you awake? May I come in?" Anyone who heard that voice could tell it was the smooth sultry tones of Nico Robin. Nami immediately shot up and started panicking.

"Uh... yes! But you can't! I was just changing!"

"I assumed you were already changed. You didn't come to dinner. Speaking of which, have you seen Luffy?"

"Yeah I'm-" Luffy started to say before Nami slapped her hand on his mouth.

"No, I haven't seen him. I kinda passed out in my clothes- I woke up to change into my pajamas!"

"I see." Robin said smoothly, with a hint of confusion in her voice.

Nami leaned close to Luffy, frowning. "You're not telling anyone you were in here, got it?!" she whispered angrily. Luffy nodded, afraid of what Nami might do. Nami looked around frantically, realizing there was no way out other than the door. She quickly put her pajamas on while grabbing Luffy's clothes and throwing them at him. He looked at her, wondering where he was supposed to go.

"Nami? Are you okay?" Robin called, getting a little concerned. "I'm coming in!" Nami immediately shoved Luffy under the bed, telling him to be quiet. "Okay! Come on in!" She sat on the bed, panting, her face still red and sweaty. It couldn't be fixed now because the door knob had already clicked and the door was slowly opening. Robin's head peaked in and saw Nami, nervously sitting on the edge of her bed. Robin didn't think much of it, so she calmly smiled at her and walked in, closing the door behind her. "I didn't ask you if you felt better after your nap," she walked across the room toward her wardrobe to pull out her pajamas and change as well. Luffy moved so he could better see what was going on, but quickly pushed himself back underneath when he saw Robin's eye quickly shoot down to the floor underneath the bed. Did she see me? I don't even want to know! Luffy covered his mouth.

Robin changed her clothes fairly quickly, and looked over at Nami, who was lying on her bed with a nervous look on her face. Please don't notice, please don't notice, please don't notice, was all that was running through her head.

"Something the matter, Nami?" Robin asked, confused about the look on her face.

"N-no, nothing. W-Why?"

"You look sick... and strangely, bloated."

Nami looked down at her stomach, which was usually thin and lean. Now, it her midsection was filled with four rounds of Luffy's heavy loads. She was surprised at how well the semen had filled her. The burning feeling came back thinking about what had happened before Robin came.

"Should we get you to Chopper?

"N-No! I'm fine! Th-This happens to me some times!" Nami smiled nervously, trying to get Robin to believe her. Robin rolled her eyes, smiling, before walking over to her bed and getting underneath the covers. Robin took in a deep breath, and suddenly stopped and sat up.

"Nami?" Robin looked over at the navigator.

"Yes?" Nami was scared for what was coming next.

"What's that smell?"

"What smell?"

"It smells like sweat... and... seminal fluids..." Robin looked at Nami with an eyebrow raised. Nami's eyes widen.

"H-How do you know?"

"Just a guess... It's an odd smell... I could be wrong, though." Robin shrugged and lied back down. She rolled over and fell asleep. Nami sat up and looked over at Robin, waiting for signs that she was asleep. Nami slowly got up out of bed and knelt down to see Luffy still lying underneath the bed, waiting for something to happen.

"Luffy!" Nami whispered. Luffy turned around to see Nami and sighed.

"So, how do I get out of here? Isn't Robin a light sleeper?"

"I'm pretty sure I smelled quite a bit of alcohol in her breath," Nami chuckled quietly, "She might not even know that you are here."

"Good... now help me out!" Luffy reached his arm out, which Nami grabbed onto and started pulling, sliding her captain out from under the bed. Luffy stood up and dusted himself off. Nami tiptoed over to the door and looked out the window, seeing the deck completely empty.

"Okay, Luffy- get out there, now!" she whispered, slowly opening the door and ushering Luffy outside. Luffy quickly slipped out the door and looked around. He turned back to Nami and smiled.

"Thanks for everything!" he whispered, turning back around to head to the kitchen. Before he was out of reach however, Nami slapped him on the ass. He turned around to see Nami's seductive smile slipping into the shadows and behind the door. Luffy smiled back and marched back to the dining room.

He burst through the doors only to find that all Hell had broken loose. Franky slowly crawled to Luffy with an arm and both his legs torn off.

"Luffy... Yo-You came back... You gotta help us. Brook is down, Chopper's down- the only one left is Usopp... we don't know long he'll last."

"I CAN HEAR YOU! GET BACK! GET BACK! YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY MORE!" Usopp was shooting lead star after lead star at Sanji and Zoro, who were trying to get the last bottle of alcohol from Usopp. They had been reduced to a drunken feral state. Usopp then hid behind the counter in the kitchen.

"I didn't even think it was possible for someone to get so drunk and end up like that." Franky started to weep, wiping the tears from his eyes.

"Okay. But I want food." Luffy looked at the dinner table and saw that it was a complete mess- the only thing missing was meat. Luffy gasped loudly.

"SAAANJIII! ZOOOOROOO!" Luffy's head whipped in their direction, and at that moment, they passed out. Usopp peaked over the counter and saw Sanji and Zoro on the floor. He slumped back to the floor.

"Thank you, Luffy..." Usopp sighed. Franky turned to Luffy again.

"So where were you?" Franky asked.

"Uh... I fell asleep looking for Nami." Luffy said, scratching the back of his head.

"I see..." Franky said, somewhat confused.

"I think I'll just go to bed..." Luffy said, turning around and leaving the dining room.

"Poor dude... he didn't get to eat..." Franky turned to Sanji and Zoro. "I hope you're proud of yourselves."

Luffy lied down in his bed and thought about what he had done with Nami earlier. He suddenly felt the same swelling below his waist. He had a desperate need to get with Nami again. He wondered if she would let him do it again. He slowly fell into a well needed slumber.

/Author Notes/

Haaaii~ Hope you enjoyed this one-off I wrote~ Maybe I'll write a part two~? If people like it, I suppose~!

I'm Himeko-tan, and my chest is so heavy, my shoulders hurt so much~ ( )

But I'll do my best to write some more really pervy fanfictions~!