Hello all my names Amvmaster and this is the start to an interesting SI I've been going through my head as to how to write this and well i just wrote it so here you go.

I would also love to thank my beta readers for helping me

Maximusmax

Bobobo77

DrekDrake

and time for the disclaimer i don't own anything but my self

now on wards to the reading

Chapter 1 wherever I go all I see is Oppai

The day of my life usually started out pretty fine.

Wake up

Eat breakfast

Get dressed

And leave for work

A simple to do list for not the most simplistic person, but it was this simplicity that I took to heart, yeah I didn't like doing everything easy and even if I did it wasn't like I wanted to challenge myself constantly. I still enjoyed taking a load off in trying to do things in a more simpler fashion, like laying in my bed with a bottle of water by my night stand while I have my Ipad in one hand while my hand casually scrolls the page, reading the latest updated Fanfic I've been following.

And in my very recluse state of mind that number of follows was about in the high thousand or so.

But that's not where I'm going with this, sorry I guess I need to get back on track here, simply put life has a tendency to well you know….fuck it up for you.

My case was no different.

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"Uuuurgh my head." I lightly moaned out before grasping the side of my head, man what the hell happened last night?

Why does everything feel so fucking hazy?

Lightly dragging my thumb and pointer finger in a circular motion around my temples I took long slow breaths before my sudden headache slowly disappeared, leaving me to question why the hell did I have a headache?

Slowly opening my eyelids I quickly closed my eyes as I was instantly blinded by that damn accursed light source known to cause people to go blind from staring at it directly.

The sun.

"I hate you too." I grumbled to myself before removing my hand from my temples and lightly rubbed my eye lids.

Wait hold on why's there a sun in my room? Unless… Quickly sitting up and then just as fast, I ended up regretting it as the headache came back with a vengeance.

"Argh ya bastard." bit out making it know I was not enjoying this damn headache. But that currently didn't matter as my eye lid finally opened up and I could finally see around myself and openly wonder. "How the fuck did I get outside?"

As the unanswered question left my lips I saw myself self sitting in the middle of nowhere, well not nowhere it was more like I had no idea where I was. First off I was in the middle of park with some swings a jungle gym and whatever random shit parks had, I don't know I was more focused on the 'how' than the 'what' but knowing the situation I'm in I'd most likely get answers sooner than I expected.

That or its constantly teased that I have no idea and no matter how much digging or questions that I answer it's most likely never going to end.

So thinking as well as I did, I did the first best thing I could think of.

Check if I still have my body parts AKA do I still have my kidneys.

Feeling around myself I quickly dissuaded the idea of someone taking my kidneys seeing as I had no makeshift wire like stitches around my body. But that still left the question as to where the hell am I? Lightly shaking my head and feeling the headache finally ease itself away, I slowly pulled myself off the ground and quickly caught myself feeling my body slightly stumble on itself.

"Whoa that…usually doesn't happen." I said out loud before blinking away the confusion, usually I'm more coordinated than this huh weird.

Quickly ignoring the stumble I quickly pushed myself back onto my feet and blinked in confusion, has the world always been so big? No that couldn't be unless hold on have I shrunk?

Shaking my head again away of the confusion of yet another weird thing of height I decided to not question it, I still had my kidneys so all in all everything was perfectly fine. Deciding to find some kind of landmark for me to get my bearings and maybe just maybe I could find a way back home, yeah that would work.

Man everything looks so weird, like the houses and street just remind me of something you would see in a Japanese suburb. Two story homes, closed off streets, high walls man I didn't know we had this man and it looks so authentic as well it's almost like I'm in Japan itself.

Pausing mid-step my eyes slightly widened at the revelation, no it can't be it shouldn't unless….that's not possible.

Shaking my head at the thoughts running through my head I quickly tried to come up with some kind of reasonable explanation to this. But that soon failed as I looked across the street and watched as a pair of highschool girls walk by in short maroon colored skirts that were really too high to be regulated. And lets not forget the fact every damn step they took their surprisingly large breasts bounced underneath their tight looking shirts.

"How in the fuck is that even possible?" I couldn't help but question as these girls are openly defying both logic and gravity with their tits, their big jiggly soft bouncing tits.

"Am I in an anime?" I wondered to myself before shaking my head thinking that was impossible, but quickly remembered the bouncing tits and the impossibility of being in an anime kinda dissipated leaving to realize I'm in an anime.

Now there lead even more questions that will lead to answers that will lead me to ask even more questions and will lead to more answers that will lead to more questions and like that I've managed to confuse myself with the amount of questions that will more or less pop out later.

"Sigh why can't my life just be fucking simple for once?" I asked as that was a contradiction considering all my life until now was simple, but then again I did have tendency to be a little over dramatic with my problems that surrounded my life.

Shaking my head again I quickly regained focused and asked the basic questions, which anime am I in and when a bout's am I situated. E.g in the middle of the story or before the beginning?

With the way it seems with the area I can take a quick guess and say that this is most likely the before the beginning because why else would someone drop a person such as myself if you didn't want to put in a place that you could do the most damage to Canon? Why the beginning of course.

Rethinking the amount of SI's I've read over the long time I've been on I tried to recall the shit I should not do which was a simple list.

Do not get involved with the main cast

You can get involved with the side cast by try not to do whatever you can to save everyone, it's simply not possible

Death happens, letting it happen may hurt but it's either let it happen and carry on with the story or get your ass bitten for having someone live. People die when they are killed, and all that.

If you screw up well congrats there goes the world and your life as you know it

Yeah ok now that I listed those down they don't seem as simple as I hoped but the implications behind them are very true. Even if the last ones a bit iffy I mean if an SI screwed up in a story there was some serious repercussions but it never really lead to death of the SI or the end of the world.

Huh so maybe I'm not in much of a shit as I thought.

But that just leaves one more question, which anime am I in?

"DxD." I finally said out loud my only evidence to this was a brown haired teenager giggling perversely while he stared at the two highschool girls that just walked by me.

…...Unless it's highschool of the dead and this is a crossover because of the bouncing tits…...

…

Yeah I know that's a bit much even for me.

Sighing to myself I rubbed my temples feeling more or less conflicted, why conflicted? Simple I'm in the middle of japan in the middle of the most OP anime series in the world and the likelihood of me being apart of the main cast is high, with the probability that I may or may not have a sacred gear because reasons.

"This is both pretty cool and absolutely bullshit." I mumbled to myself before decided my time was spent anywhere but here. "But where fuck am I going to go?" I finally questioned realizing that I was in the middle of Japan where the fuck am I going to go?

Seeing my predicament I stopped myself from walking off and thought about this serious. I'm in the middle of Japan in the middle of DxD with no real way of doing anything and knowing me I'm most likely going to get involved involuntary through the bullshit known as convenience.

"Alright let's think about this seriously, if I walk off possibility of me meeting some fucked up supernatural bullshit is pretty high, unless…." turning back to the group of students that walked off my eyes slightly narrowed as a stupid but understanding idea came to mind.

"Well if you can't out run the supernatural then just bum rush it." I said before finally taking an initiative, I mean it's not like meeting Rias this soon isn't going fuck everything up this soon.

…Then again…

Chapter 1 end