OBSESSIONS
A/N: Dialogues will be written like scripts. Monologues are written like diary entries. If a dialogue is three things or less, then they will be written as quotes. In a dialogue, when they think something, it will be in { }. When they do something it will be in ( ). When one of my AN's butt in it will be in [[ ]]
Hope you like the story! R/R!!! I'll even accept nice flames! ^_^
Pairing: Mostly K/K, some Iother/I pairings will be thrown in there too, I guess.
~1:One~
Kenshin sat, whistling a tune. He was washing the laundry. And watching Ayame and Suzume playing with a ball.
Kaoru hid, spying on Kenshin. She was behind a door.
Sano stood behind Kaoru. Behind him stood Megumi and Yahiko. They stood behind her, watching her watch Kenshin.
~POV KAORU~
My name is Kamiya Kaoru. I am assistant master of the Kamiya Kasshin style. And I am obsessed with Himura Kenhsin.
I don't know why, he looks like a little girl. In fact, when I first met him, I didn't tell anyone, but I thought he Iwas/I a girl. It was rather funny.
But under that mop of red hair and his scrawny little frame, there is a man. Which is apparent by the muscles in his arms and chest.
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NOT THAT I have seen anywhere else other than that!!! (blush blush blush BLUSH)
Okay, calm down. Stop breathing so hard. He'll hear you and notice you.....
Yep. Right now I am watching him do his laundry. I told you he was feminine! He even wears a (whispers) pink. gi. I KNOW! Isn't that freaky, though?
He (ticks these off fingers) does laundry, cooks, plays with the kids(glares at Ayame and Suzume)......WHY CAN'T HE PLAY WITH ME LIKE HE DOES THE KIDS??? (pouts) IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!
But look at the way he washes the laundry. His arms are so....muscular. That is, if you look up close. I mean from far away they look weak, but when he washes the laundry.....The muscles just get all taut and move around! (sigh) Kenshin....
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TELL ME I DIDN'T JUST SIGH????? IOUT LOUD?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/I
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
~POV KENSHIN~
He, he, he~! Look at Ayame and Suzume. So young, so content. If only little Yahiko could be so content. Lately he has been quite the little b-
Oh! Intro!
My name is Himura Kenshin. I am an ex-Battousai, the man-slayer. I fight with a sakabatou. A reversed blade sword.
Hair color: Red. Eye color: I think they're purple or something. But people say they change colors. To amber? I've heard of Hazel eyes, but purple to gold? Yeah, right.
Well, they do say it's only when I turn all psycho-Battousai on them.
Distinguishing features? A cross shaped scar on my left cheek. How I got it, I'd rather not say.
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OKAY ALREADY! You are sooooooo evil! Fine, I'll tell you.
You SWEAR not to tell?
Swear?
Promise?
On your LIFE?
FINE.
Come here(beckons)
Closer.....
Okay.....(whisper whisper whisper)
((You jump back and yell, "OLD LADY???? FISH???????? PINEAPPLES??????? WHAT!!!!!!"))
(hangs head in shame) I thought I told you not to say anything......
Oh yeah.
Intro.
Anyways, I now live at the Kamiya Dojo, assisting Kaoru-dono with her teaching of the Kamiya Kasshin style. I cook, clean, do the laundry, and take care of the kids.
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NOT OUR KIDS!!!!!!! AYAME AND SUZUME!!!!!!!!!!!! DR GENZAI'S GRAND KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!
What if we did have kids though..........................?
Okay, you got me. I am in love with Kaoru-dono. In fact, I am OBSESSED by her. Her slim figure, her dark hair, enticing eyes, EVERYTHING ABOUT HER!! But she'd never go for a lowly one like me.(sigh sadly)
I'm doing laundry. It's very fun. Like, I ge to just sit and think and watch the kids play. And imagine. (scrubs laundy) Like as if I was giving Kaoru a massage in a hot spring...
ORO!
But that would be nice.
I saw her naked once. Kinda by accident.
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OKAY YOU GOT ME! I pretended to be worried about her, so I could barge into her bathroom. Once. When I first arrived here. It turns out she was juuuust getting out of the bath when I kicked the door in.
Coincidence? You decide.
He, he, he.....Battousai instincts.
But still, that hot springs fantasy is nice. I'll be sure to take us all on a "well-deserved" vacation to a resort. With hot springs. He, he, he. No. Seriously, I think I will.
~POV SANO~
This is great. Must. Match. Make. Kenshin/Kaoru LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE detector is going off like crazy. This is gonna be HILARIOUS!!!!
My life. Is pathetic.
-------------------LATER AT DINNER-KAORU's POV----------------------------
Hmm hmm, Kenshin is teaching me how to coooook. What the hell are we cooking anyways?
Kenshin: Don't stir like that! It will be flat if you stir like that, that it will! Here, like this-(puts arms around Kaoru, holding both hands and stirring)
!!!!!! I am in loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove. His arms are so strong, so protective.
Is he nosing my hair? Does he like my Sakura Blossom perfume?
I LOVE COOKING!
~POV KENSHIN~
AAAAAAARGH!
Kaoru's stirring wrong! No WONDER she cooks so bad!
Here, I'll show her.....
Her hands...they are so soft....and so.....strong? She smells like....Sakura blossoms....
Her hair smells soo good. I wanna bite her...but I'm about to eat dinner. Not to ruin the appetite, he, he, he. So I'll content myself with nosing her hair.
I LOVE COOKING!
~POV SANO~
Perfect. He's holding her. Time to put my plan into action. I have been preparing this all day. It will take place very soon.
(sneaks off)
~POV NORMAL~
As the two cuddlebunnnies cooked, they heard a yell.
"YAHIKO! WHAT THE $^%#&@*(& ARE YOU DOING IWEARING MISS KAORU'S DRESSES AND HOLDING KENSHIN'S SWORD/I???" It came from Kaoru's room. They immediately put down the cooking to see what happened.
"YAHIKO, YOU HAD BETTER NOT BE TTOUCHING MY STUFF!" Fumed Kaoru. They entered her room, which was pitch black, and heard a door slam shut.
Kaoru groaned. "Tell me that wasn't the door slamming?"
Kenshin inspected the door. "It's locked."
He found a note, which had a few sentences scribbled on it and the symbol for "BAD" on it.
"Kaoru and Kenshin,
I hope you like my setup.
You won't be out until morning.
Nighty Night!
Sanosuke"
Kaoru growled. "I am going to kill him."
Kenshin rejoiced silently.
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