Morning Pranks

On a Saturday morning, most may expect a warm cup of coffee, tea, milk or water to get the day started. However, when you put twenty teenagers in a building, that may not be the case. Instead, this was how the day started.

Iida was up at a decent time, exactly at seven am, with ten hours of sleep. He sits at the breakfast table with a cup of hot green tea in his hand as he reads the daily newspaper. He sits there every morning, enjoying the small dose of peace and quiet that he gets daily. That is before Kaminari comes down stairs holding many small bars of chocolate, caramel sauce, gummy worms, basically sugary unhealthy food in general. He seemed to be snickering a lot, which was already a bad sign considering Kaminari's character. Iida was a bit too lazy to deal with Kaminari early in the morning, plus he is being quiet so he won't do much.

Kaminari entered the kitchen as soon as Kirishima came down the stairs with him arms full of salsa, curry powder, various types of peppers and more spicy items. It certainly got odder when Sero came down with loads of vegetables, followed by Mina with dairy products. Iida was groaning when the sound of a blender and soft giggles that came out of the room. Iida decided to walk over the kitchen, sighing and rubbing his temple, he looked back to the half read newspaper and cup of warm green tea. "What are you up to?" He said, tired of their bullshit. "Oh well-" Kaminari paused trying to think of something, "We were making smoothies!" Mina answered quickly, possibly before he said something idiotic.

"Smoothies? At-" Iida paused to check the time, "Half past seven in the morning?" Sero nodded his head "The earlier the better!" He said happily, trying to trick Iida. "And you brought vegetables, candy, spices and dairy products to make your smoothies?" Kirishima was about to answer before Kaminari stepped in "Don't make this out to be another steamed hams incident." Mina giggled slightly before Kaminari gave her a look. "What's a steamed ham?" Sero was gonna lose it, and Kaminari was only gonna make it harder for him. "Hamburgers." He responded. "Who in the world would call hamburgers steamed ham?" "New Yorkers." Kaminari responded once again. "Really? I've been to New York and I've never heard anyone call it a 'steamed ham'." Iida said, not believing Kaminari one bit. "Where in New York?" "Utica." "Ah that explains it, it's an Albany expression." Kaminari said, Mina seemed to be choking on her spit since her face turned red and she was coughing. "Ah, okay, but that still doesn't explain why you guys are using such ingredients to make smoothies. "Well you see, different people have different tastes in smoothies..." Kirishima said, trying to make himself seem believable. Iida stood there for a few seconds before giving up, "fair enough", he said before exiting the room. He sat back down before continuing with his usual daily regime, for weekends of course.

With Kaminari and the others it was a total other story. "Okay, so the spicy one is gonna be for Midoriya, the vegetable one is gonna be for Bakugou, the sweet one is gonna be for Todoroki and the dairy one is gonna be for Mineta, right?" Mina asked, smile growing more terrifying every passing moment. "Yes! Then we add the dye and wala~! Delicious, prank smoothies." Kaminari said, just as happy as Mina. Soon, there were four smoothies on the table. "Getting Midoriya would be pretty easy, Todoroki we might have a bit of trouble with, but if we convince him that Midoriya is trying it, it should be fine. Kirishima, you might have to get Bakugou to drink it, then Mineta... maybe Mina." Mina winced at Sero's words. "Gross", she said slightly angered. "Cool bro, and now we wait." Kirishima said. They walked out of the kitchen and sat down on the couch, giggling away.

Iida huffed, they were certainly annoying, with all the giggling and whatnot. It was worse when Todoroki went down the stairs, Sero immediately jumped up and ran over to him. Iida decided to listen in on their conversation. "Hey man, we made some smoothies and there was extra left over, wanna try some?" Todoroki shook his head, not the slightest bit interested in drinking a smoothie in the morning. "Please man, Midoriya was gonna try it later." Sero said, trying to force him to drink a smoothie. At this point Iida was slightly confused, why did they need Todoroki to drink a smoothie, why didn't they ask him to drink it? Todoroki gave up and gave in, "Fine, but only because Midoriya would be doing it later." They walked into the kitchen and Todoroki walked out with a pink smoothie in a glass cup. He took a swig and gulped it down, soon regretting it as he started coughing. "What the hell is in that, why is that so goddamn sweet!?" Todoroki started coughing, and looked slightly panicked. His face turned slightly green.

"What the actual fuck is going on here?" The moment was interrupted by Bakugou as he walked into the room, immediately barking nonsense first thing in the morning. Iida immediately let out a groan as he started blabbering about how weak Todoroki was, being unable to drink a smoothie. "Hey Bakubro, we made one for you too!" Kirishima said, a huge smile painted onto his face. "If fucking Todoroki can't handle it, then I totally can." He grumbled, grabbing the cup with purple liquid inside.

As soon as he took a sip, he almost spit it out. "Jesus fucking Christ, it's so fucking bland, who the fuck made this, you pieces of shit!" He continued screaming loud in the morning, waking up everyone. Iida was getting really annoyed, but it seemed like the icing on the cake came when Mineta decided to stroll down the stairs, staring straight at Mina. She took this opportunity and decided they would bring over a light banana yellow smoothie. "Hey Mineta! I made this smoothie, you wouldn't mind trying it would you?" She said, her eyelids fluttering open and closed, showing off her long lashes and beady eyes. "Ah, of course!" He said smirking, He took a sip and gagged a bit, realizing what it was. Everyone knew that Mineta was lactose intolerant, and with what they said previously, he could only assume what was happening. He groaned a bit louder. "How is it? Do you not like it? You seem to not be drinking the rest...Is it really that bad?" She said with fake tears in her eyes.

Mineta clearly couldn't handle it as he starting saying how good it was and whatnot. Then, Mina decided to speak, "Well if it is so good, why don't you finish it, pretty please~" She said, showing off here puppy eyes. "Ah yes, of course, definitely!" He said, downing it in one gulp. "Yay! Thank you!" Mina said, running away afterwards. Mineta was feeling sick, no thanks to Mina. By the time Bakugou stopped yelling, Todoroki stopped choking and Mineta stopped dying, most people were downstairs. Except for a certain green haired fluffy boy, that was until he showed up when Kaminari came up to him with a red smoothie in his hands. "Hey Midorino!" Midoriya smiled, "Good morning Kaminari-kun!" he said. " Do you mind drinking this smoothie? I made it earlier this morning and I wanted you to try it." Kaminari rubbed his head.

It was then when Bakugou, Iida and Todoroki paled. "Wait Midoriya-" Iida tried to warn him. "Okay! Sure Kaminari!" The sunshine boy want a fantastic hero, classmate and friend to all, however sometimes he was far too clueless. Midoriya took the cup into his hands, and everyone gulped. He put it towards his lips and drank a bit of it.

His eyes lit up, "Hey Kaminari this is really good!" Everyone was quiet. "Eh?" Sero questioned. "We gave him the correct one right?" He turned to Mina. Sunshine child was still there, drinking away. "Hey Midoribro! Do you mind if I try some?" Kirishima asked. "Yeah sure!" Midoriya said, smile on his face as he handed Kirishima the cup. As soon as Kirishima sipped it he coughed. "Argh that's really spicy!" He continued coughing as Mina ran to get a cup of milk. "Eh?" Midoriya asked. "You guys decided to give him a spicy drink?" Bakugou asked, Sero nodded to his answer. Bakugou started laughing, "Deku can take spice idiots, his mother is basically the spice master. I've seen him eat a ghost pepper as a snack!"

Midoriya blushed, "Well you eat bell peppers, whats the difference?" He said, before immediately regretting it. "WHAT DID YOU SAY DEKU!" Bakugou said, explosions appearing from his palms, as Midoriya ran away. Soon they heard him say "I wish I could say I'm sorry, but I'm really not!" followed bye a: "DIE BASTARD!"