"ugh finally chapte 7. tell me you-"

"Yes LEais,, yes I drawing FREAKING mars. are you happy now?"

"babe, I will NEVER be happy"

"ugh why'

"it's not red enough"

"Well gee liea I bet if I had paint it could be rredder but GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT"

-flashback

"shut up han," interupted leia "we dont need a flashbvack we already saw what happened to your fricking paint

"ugh fine end flashback,. THAT'S why I cant paint."

you can still be vibramt!"

MAYBE TO GET A VIBRANT RED I WOULD NEED BlOOD

ew you are so dark

ye ofc I am, I am a hipstere. those with dark minds can accomplish anythhing, for those who only think of happiness are not realistic enough, and will never have their life turn out like they envision. Whereas those with dark thoughts have a realer, clearer slate to view the world on.

STOP TRYING TO SOUND SO COOL YOU FREAKING PRENTENISOUS LOSER

they broek up

"omg thank God" han said to me, the writer."

"ye thanks I'm so glad this story is over" leai cheered in her head."