AN: Why hello again! I have not updated in a long time, have I XD Sorry guys!

Anyway, here's a new chapter!

By the way, if anyone wants to know, all of these chapters have taken place before Avengers: Age of Ultron, except for that one particular chapter with Greece and Hawkeye in it, who are my two most favorite characters from each franchise :)

This chapter takes place in Age of Ultron (somewhat). I've twisted it to my pleasure. It's a lot longer than my usual chapters, mostly on accident. Let's just say that it's an apology for taking so long to update :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or Avengers

"Ready, Capsicle?" asked Tony. He had a party popper ready, the same as the rest of the Avengers.

"Yep. Everyone?" Steve looked at everyone else. They all nodded.

"You sure that he's going to come? I mean, it's already been a month, he must have celebrated it already," said Bruce.

"Nah, he'll be here," Tony waved off the questions. Natasha raised an eyebrow. "And how do you know?"

"I said that Cap would be here," Tony jabbed his thumb at Steve. "I mean, do you know how much Alfred loves the guy?"

Suddenly, Jarvis spoke up, saying, "Sir, Mister Jones is knocking rapidly on the door to the main entrance of the Avengers Tower. He has also brought a friend, a Mister Wang." The Avengers looked at each other, before all shrugging. Another visitor wasn't going to hurt the party.

The Avengers quickly hid behind sofas, the bar, etc. "Let them in Jarvis! And close the lights! Get ready to turn it back on when he comes in," called out Tony.

With that order, the lights to the room dimmed. Footsteps were heard outside the room. Steve felt his heart beat along with the footsteps.

The footsteps stopped suddenly. The door slid open, only to close a moment later. The Avengers peaked their heads from their hiding places, confused.

"Is something the matter, Mr. Jones?" The Avengers could hear Jarvis talk outside.

"The room's all dark! No way am I going in there! What is this, a horror movie?! You can't make the hero go in there!" said America.

"Mister Jones, the Avengers are inside the room, awaiting your arrival. Please step in," pushed Jarvis.

"Ai ya, America!" scolded someone with a heavy Chinese accent. "You always say that you're a hero, aru! Then be a hero and go in there! You've already dragged me all the way from Chinatown for this, aru!"

"Aru?" Tony repeated to everyone in the darkened room. Clint shrugged. "Verbal tic?"

"Dude! It's creepy! You go look!" the door opened ever so slightly, letting a small glimmer of light into the room. The Avengers quickly ducked back behind their hiding spots.

Half of a face looked through the door, brown eyes narrowed. Then, the man's upper body, dressed in a red outfit. The man gulped. "A bit scary… but still nothing, aru!"

"Then why don't you go in?!"

"Why don't you?!"

"Every hero has a sidekick. And it's the sidekick's job to make sure we aren't going into a room filled with zombies!"

"Isn't that the hero's job, aru?!"

"Ah, fuck it! China!" America started whispering into said country's ears.

"Mister Jones, Mister Wang, please don't-"

Whatever Jarvis was going to say, it was too late. When China moved away from the door, two gloved hands grabbed the sliding door, and yanked. Hard.

It seemed like it was almost as easy as ripping a piece of paper. The door came off of its hinges with a sickening sound.

As soon as that happened, China came running into the room, a wok in hand. "Prepare to die again, you undead creatures, aru!" roared China.

Jarvis turned the lights on. The Avengers slowly came from their hiding places. "Alright," admitted Tony. "That didn't turn out exactly as planned."

Like lightning, China jumped, and slammed his wok on Tony's head. He slammed the wok hard onto Tony's head, making the billionaire crumple under the hit.

Looking down at Tony's fainted body, China widened his eyes, realizing that the person he just hit with his wok was definitely not a zombie. He chuckled nervously at the rest of the Avengers. "Xīn nián kuài lè?"

"Oh. My. God. Can you do that again?" asked Hawkeye.

The Asian country ignored the archer, and switched to looking crossly at America. "You didn't tell me we were celebrating Chinese New Year!"

"Hey! I didn't know either! The guy you just hit with your pan told me to come over for something, and I thought I'd bring you too, to meet the Avengers!" America waved his arms around to help explain his thought process.

"It's a wok, America!" retorted China.

"Technically, it's a pan…" tried Bruce. China glared at him. Bruce looked away. "But okay, yeah. Forget what I said."

Tony groaned, now awake. "No worries, I'm alive. You all miss me?" he squinted at China. "I've been meaning to ask: Who are you, and why the hell did you hit me with a pan?"

"Oh yeah! Didn't introduce you guys to each other yet!" realized America. "Dudes (and dudette), this is China. He's a boy, by the way. China, these guys are the Avengers! And that's Captain fucking America! Isn't he so cool?!"

"Yeah, sure. Hey, why did you tell them that I'm a boy, aru?! Is that not obvious?" said China, flipping his ponytail to the back in annoyance, one hand on his hip.

"No not really," blurted out Tony. China glared at him. Tony held his hands in surrender. "Alright, no more arguing with the guy holding a giant pan."

There was an awkward silence, until America piped up. "By the way, why did'ja want me here?" The Avengers looked at him confused, before realizing that they actually haven't told him yet.

"Well, it may be a month late, but we felt that, as friends, it would be nice to have a New Year's Party," explained Steve. "We weren't able to get in contact with you at the end of December, and the beginning of January. We knocked on the door to your house, but you didn't answer."

"Oh, Russia told me it's because he went to Italy's house, aru," informed China. "Then Germany and Romano kicked him out. So he went to Scotland's house. Scotland kicked him out after he threw a sheep at one of his castles. Then, Japan's house. Since my little brother is very polite, he was forced to house America until America went back to his country a few days later."

"Hey, Scotland said he wanted his sheep back! How'd I know that he meant for me to hand it over to him?" retorted America.

"Giving someone's sheep back, is basically handing it over! You don't throw a sheep at a person!" China tried to explain it to him, getting frustrated with every word.

"Psh, whatever!" waved off America. "Let's get this party started!"

"You got it!" instantly said Tony. "Jarvis, activate the music!"

"Yes, sir," replied Jarvis. China started. "I am not done-!" Music started blasting through hidden speakers. A few minutes later, tons of people started to come into the large room.

China made sounds that sounded like a strangled cat, before sighing. Suddenly, his eyes lit up with mischief. He dialed a number on his phone. "Nǐ hǎo, zhè shì Zhōngguó. Nǐ máng bù máng?"

While China was making a mysterious phone call, the rest of the people in the room were partying. Bruce and Natasha went to the bar to chat, while everyone else is doing their own thing.

Thor, Steve, and America were talking to an elderly man. Thor was drinking some kind of drink he'd brought from Asgard.

"I gotta have some of that!" said the man, seeing Thor's drink, as Thor was giving some to Steve and America to drink. Steve gave it a sniff and decided not to drink it.

"Oh, no, no, no. See this, this was aged for a thousand years, in the barrels built from the wreck of Brunhilde's fleet, it's not meant for mortal men."

"Neither was Omaha beach, stop trying to scare me. Anyway, if it isn't for 'mortal men', why are you drinking it? Aren't you one of us mortal men as well?" asked Stanley Lieber.

"No, uh, you see, I'm a god. That means I'm not a mortal, like you," reasoned Thor.

"I'm a hero! Hahaha!" yelled America, gulping it down in one try. "Anyway, I don't think Tony would let me die, even if I wanted to. He's got some fuckin cool sci-fi stuff in our basement."

"Tony? As in Tony Stark?" asked Thor, confused.

"No, no, no. Not our Tony. Well, your Tony. I mean my Tony. Roswell Incident, 1947. Hey, can I have some more?" asked America, to which Thor gave him more of the drink.

"Aw, c'mon," whined Stanley. Thor sighed and relented, giving Stanley a cup. "Don't say I warned you."

Some moments later, he had to be dragged away from the party, extremely drunk. "Excelsior…" sighed the old man.

Later, the Avengers were all gathered around, with America joining in as a self-proclaimed "Avenger". The actual ones didn't really care. He hung out with them so much that he practically was a part of them, which made the young country feel giddy inside.

Pretty much everyone else was gone. Except for Sam Wilson, Maria Hill, James Rhodes, and Helen Cho. And China, let's not forget about him.

"Uh, 'Whosoever be he worthy shall haveth the power! Whatever man, it's a trick!" said Clint, waving his chopsticks.

"Mind your manners!" China scolded the archer, appearing behind him.

Clint sputtered at the sudden appearance. "W-where did you come from?!"

"Oh, just was making a phone call, aru," China waved off the question. No one noticed the strange glint in his eyes.

"Cool! Who were you calling?" asked America, stuffing food into his mouth.

"None of your business! What are you all doing, by the way? Who's hammer is that, aru?" This time, everyone noticed the change in subject, but decided to ignore it.

"That hammer is mine," said Thor. "Its name is Mjolnir. A one of a kind, crafted from the heart of a dying star, with the power to level mountains. Impressive, isn't it?"

"Huh," said China. "I could have sworn that I saw something a lot like that a few weeks ago, aru."

Everyone turned to China with wide eyes. Well, except for America. He'd finished whatever he was eating and now chewing on another cheeseburger.

"Excuse me?" asked Thor, bewildered.

China repeated, this time more slowly. "I said that I saw something a lot like this Mjolnir a few weeks ago, aru."

Tony threw his hands up in exasperation. "You sure these hammers aren't being mass produced in some factory, Thor?"

"Where did you find this copy?" said Thor, with some kind of tone lining his words.

China gulped. "Uh… Norway's house?"

Thor's eyes filled with understanding in an instant. "Oh. Then never mind." He went to drinking some beer he was holding.

Rhodes raises an eyebrow. "You're alright with the fact that this guy literally knows a copy of your hammer? Which you literally just said was a one of a kind? In… Norway?"

"Oh right, we never really told you about them, have we?" realized Tony. "They're semi-immortal representations of their country."

"I am the personification of China, aru. If you wish to become formal, then I am the People's Republic of China. Just call me by my human name, Yao Wang," said China."And I'm the U.S. of A., Alfred F. Jones. The hero!" exclaimed America.

"… What?"

"Yeah, that was pretty much our reaction too," shrugged Tony. "Basically, they're kinda like their country's ideals, people, sometimes landmarks, etc., mashed into one being. They're born when a group of people start considering them as an ethnicity, and dies when the last of said group of people die, or no longer considers them their country."

"Norway is a good friend of mine," grinned Thor. "I have known him and the other Nordics ever since they were children! He and Loki were good friends, as did Denmark and I. The dwarves of Nidevellar gave Norway a replica of my hammer, as Norway is also a good friend to all of the Nine Realms."

"… I repeat: what?" repeated Rhodes. Tony patted him on the back. "You'll get used to it if you hang out with us longer. Alfred over here pops by a lot. Hey, maybe he'll even show you his alien! Get this: it's named after me!"

"I must also repeat: it's a trick!" Once again, Clint waved his chopsticks around. China gave him a glare.

"Well please, be my guest," said Thor, motioning towards Mjolnir.

Clint looked at him for a second. "Really?" he asked for affirmation.

"Yes, go ahead!" replied Thor, to which Clint got up from where he was sitting.

"Oh, this is gonna be beautiful," Rhodes grunted out, leaning on the sofa. As Clint walked over, Tony called out, "Clint, you've had a tough week, we won't hold it against you if you can't get it up." The others laugh at the comment.

"How about this?" joked America. "If you can't get it up, I'll give you one of my burgers, to make you feel better. China will give you his weird snacks."

"They're not weird snacks, they're Chinese pastry treats!" argued China.

Clint ignored them. "You know I've seen this before right?" Thor nods, grinning as he did so.

The archer grabbed Mjolnir with one hand, the other still holding chopsticks. After a lot of grunting, Clint finally gave in, ending off with a laugh and a shake of his head. "I still don't know how you do it!"

"Smell the silent judgement?" said Tony.

"Please, Stark," Clint beckoned towards Tony. "By all means." America then plopped a cheeseburger into his outstretched hand. "Oh. Thanks."

Tony shrugged and got up. "Never one to shrink from an honest challenge," he says. "It's physics."

Bruce repeats, "Physics!" in a 'Seriously?' kind of tone.

As Tony put his hand through the hammer's strap and grabbed said hammer, he asked, "Right, so, if I lift it, I… I rule Asgard?"

"Yes, of course," said Thor nonchalantly.

"You seem pretty cool with a guy about to take your right to the throne, dude," said America, raised an eyebrow at Thor.

Thor shrugged dismissively. "While Stark is a good friend of mine, he is not worthy of Mjolnir."

"Those are fighting words, Point Break," called out Tony. As he's about to pull, he proclaimed, "I will be reinstituting Prima Nocta."

China wrinkled his nose. "Don't let France hear that." Ignoring his words, Tony pulled on Mjolnir.

Nothing. Giving a deep exhale, Tony declared, "I'll be right back."

Coming back, he's wearing a gauntlet of the Iron Man armor. Pulling again, no luck. Tony activates the mini engines on the sides of the gauntlet. Nothing.

Then, Tony got Rhodes one of his War Machine hands, and they both activate the engines on the hands. Nothing happens, yet again.

"Are you even pulling?" questioned Rhodes.

"Are you on my team?" retorted Tony.

"Just represent. Pull!" ordered Rhodes.

"Alright, let's go!" grunted Tony. Sadly, their combined efforts did not help with lifting the hammer.

Bruce went. He yelled as he tried, trying to summon the Hulk. It just ended in this weird awkward moment of Bruce slowly letting his voice die away. Natasha looks at him amused.

Then it's Steve's turn. "Let's go Steve, no pressure," pressured Tony.

"Come on, Cap!" cheered Rhodes.

"You got this, Cap! Do it for America!" exclaimed America.

As Steve pulled, Thor noticed Mjolnir move the slightest of a millimeter, making his mouth gape a bit. After a few moments of pulling, however, Steve couldn't lift it. Thor sighs in relief. "Nothing," he says, chuckling.

"And?" said Tony, aimed at Natasha.

"Widow?" Bruce looked at the assassin.

"Oh, no, no," refused Natasha. "That's not a question I needed answered."

"Alright then. You two?" Tony this time aimed the question at China and America.

China shrugged. "Already did. You did it too, right America?" America grinned and nodded. He couldn't say anything (his mouth was filled to the brim with his cheeseburger).

"Since when?" asked Clint. He was also eating a cheeseburger, the one America gave him. To his surprise, it was from McDonald's.

"I think it was when Norway's people started believing in Norse myths. Remember what Thor said, about the dwarves giving Norway the hammer? He let the countries that existed back then to try it out."

"When you phrase it like that, I feel like I'm a hyperactive seven year old again," admitted Tony.

"Where you able to pull it?" asked Thor.

"Yes, after some work. A bit heavy, but not bad, aru," reminisced China. "Only a few of us were able to lift it (it was a rough century in Europe). I was able to. I think Arab and India were able to do it too, aru."

"I lifted it too! Norway let me try it a while back when I was still living with Iggy. It wasn't heavy at all! Maybe it's because you're so old, China!" laughed America.

"Excuse me?! Just because I'm old doesn't make me any less strong! I'll have you know that I was going through one of my best dynasties when I lifted that hammer, aru!" exclaimed China.

"Whoa okay, settle down," calmed Tony. "You guys are old, wouldn't want you both to break your backs and all from all the screaming!"

"Wait, doesn't that mean that they can rule Asgard now?" asked Bruce.

"I doubt it," said Thor, trying to defend his heir status. "It is a copy of Mjolnir, after all. Probably easier to lift than the real Mjolnir."

"All deference to the man who wouldn't be king, but it's rigged," answered Tony.

"You bet your ass," retorted Clint.

"Steve, he said a bad language word," pointed out Maria Hill, because remember, she's here too.

"Did you tell everyone about that?" Steve asked towards Tony.

Tony ignored him. "The handle's imprinted, right? Like a security code. 'Whosoever is carrying Thor's fingerprints' is, I think, the literal translation?"

"Yes, well that's, uh, a very, very interesting theory. I have a simpler one," replied Thor, standing up. He grabbed Mjolnir's handle and flips it. "You're all not worthy."

There was a chorus of disagreements in the air. "Boo…" called out Rhodes.

"Fuck you, I lifted it!" exclaimed America.

"I lifted it too, aru…" muttered China, pouting.

There was a sudden loud screech, making many flinch. Stark brought up a high tech device, checking on something.

When the loud noise stopped, they heard someone walk into the room. It was a half-built Iron Legionaire, limping into the room.

"Worthy… No… How could you be worthy? You're all killers," said the machine.

"Stark," said Steve, wordlessly asking Tony what was happening.

"Jarvis," called out Tony, ordering the AI to do something about the seemingly malfunctioning droid.

"China," said America. China gave him a 'wtf' look. "What are you calling me for, America?!"

"I dunno, man, I thought we were just calling out names!" protested America. China sighed, and after taking a quick glance at Ultron, pulled out his phone and started whispering into it rapidly.

"I'm sorry, I was asleep. Or… I was a-dream?" the droid thought out loud.

Stark tapped on the device he was holding, muttering to himself, "Reboot, Legionnaire OS, we got a buggy suit."

As he did, the droid kept talking. "There was a terrible noise… and I was tangled in… in… strings. I had to kill the other guy. He was a good guy," waved off the droid.

"You killed someone?" interrogated Steve.

"Wouldn't have been my first call. But down in the real world we're faced with ugly choices," admitted the droid.

"Who sent you?" Thor switched to the regal prince voice he saved only for people he didn't like or trust.

Then, a voice not like the droid's, starting playing. "'I see a suit of armor around the world'."

"Wait a second… That sounds really familiar…" realized America.

"That's because it's Stark's voice, bái chī," China, who was done with his phone call, chopped him on the head, which caused the other country to yelp in surprise.

"Ultron!" exclaimed Bruce in realization.

"In the flesh," affirmed Ultron, before it decided to contradict himself. "Or no, not yet. Not in this chrysalis. But I'm ready. I'm on a mission."

As he's talking, the others secretly prepared their weapons. Thor gripped Mjolnir tighter in his hand. Maria turned the safety off her gun. America got out an SMG… and a cheeseburger? China got out his wok. Clint got ready to chuck his half-eaten burger.

"What mission?" warily asked Natasha.

"Peace in our-" Ultron was interrupted by a loud boom.

They all looked around, confused. Except for China. China had a glint in his eyes. "About time, aru."

"Dude…" started America. "Is that who I think it is?"

"Well, I was quite mad that you were all ignoring me for some simple party," China shrugged. Tony stumbled at the word 'simple'. "So I decided it would be nice to add spice it up a bit, as you Westerners say."

At that moment, a man kicked down the nearest door. Another man popped into the room. "Time to light it up, da-ze~!" the latter man started chucking firecrackers all over the room.

In a daze fashion, Ultron sent out the Iron Legion to attack the Avengers and countries, including the two new people who came in. The one who kicked the door, Hong Kong, got out a spear to defend himself. Korea just kept throwing an infinite amount of firecrackers.

An Iron Legion flew toward Steve. Steve flipped over the coffee table in hopes of stopping the robot, but the robot flew right past it and into Steve, making the super soldier fall on his back.

Maria Hill started firing her pistol, while Thor swung Mjolnir.

Hong Kong and Korea weren't the only two people to bust in, however. Somehow, another three arrived, riding on a bull. "ROMANO, I'M HERE TO RESCUE YOU! cheerfully yelled a Hispanic man. The bull crashed into many of the Iron Legion, taking them out.

"Dude, watch where you're driving, Spain! Also, why are you here? And why's the rest of the BTT here too?" asked America, as he fired his SMG.

"How'd they get that bull up my elevator?!" exclaimed Tony, hiding behind someplace.

"I think it's called stairs!" cried out Maria.

"Well, isn't it obvious, Amerique? Korea called us and said that China said poor little Romano was in trouble, so we came by to rescue him~!" winked France. He pointed to one of the Iron Legion. "Go, Sexy Pierre Cavalry Attack!"

A white bird appeared from… somewhere, and pierced its beak into one robot. Prussia hopped off the bull and pulled out a Dreyse needle gun, while France got out a rapier.

Natasha pulled out a gun that was hidden underneath the bar she and Bruce were taking cover behind, and started firing at the robots. Tony jumped onto a robot and started to hack it.

"The hell are you talking about dudes?" America asked, he threw a cheeseburger at a robot, which made it… explode? "Romano ain't here! Wouldn't he be with you guys?"

"I didn't say Italy's brother was here, aru!" China smashed a robot with his wok.

Spain widened his eyes, then quickly narrowed them. He leaped off his bull, pulled out a Spanish halberd, and sliced a robot in half with skill that only instincts, practice, and centuries of experience could pull off. Because of course he knows how to slice something in half while jumping off a moving bull.

"After all this, you're going to explain everything, sí?" warned Spain. He pointed at China with the halberd, who nodded and gulped.

"Less talking, more fighting!" called out Steve, who uses his shield (given by Clint) to smash into robots.

Thanks to the help of several semi-immortal beings, the battle ended quickly. Steve threw his shield at the last Legionnaire.

"That was dramatic," deadpanned Ultron.

"Great, the tin-can learned sarcasm," groaned Prussia.

"I know you mean well. You just didn't think it through," ignored Ultron. The droid's vocal cords changed into a more smoother voice as it kept talking. "You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change. How is humanity saved if it's not allowed to… evolve?"

Ultron walked over to one of the Iron Legionnaires, broken up courtesy of Steve's shield. "What, with these? These puppets? There's only one path to peace: the Avengers's extinct-"

The Avengers blinked when Ultron suddenly stopped talking. They watched as Ultron's glowing eyes grew dim. It let go of the Iron Legionnaire, and fell soon after said Legionnaire hit the ground.

"Did we win?" asked Bruce, peeking from his hiding spot.

"How many people did you call, Korea?" asked China.

"Estonia's the last guy. Thought you might need the tech power!" grinned Korea.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's pause for a moment," interrupted America. "I need to know: who the heck have you been calling, China?!"

"Well, when the party first started, I thought it was boring, so I decided to call Korea and Hong Kong to crash the party by bringing and lighting off Chinese firecrackers," started China.

"Hey, my parties are not boring! They're a spectacle," argued Tony.

It fell on deaf ears as China kept talking. "But then that robot came. I got suspicious, so I called Korea to get ready for a fight. Only he brings the BTT with him (and Estonia, I suppose), and I want to know why, aru!" China aimed the last sentence at Korea.

"Well… you said to get ready to fight a robot! Do you know how long I've been waiting to fight a robot like in those aeni, da ze?! Robots came from Korea after all!" shot back Korea.

"That still doesn't answer my question, aru!"

"Then don't interrupt your big brother, da ze!"

"What are you talking about, I'm older than you!"

"Whoa, let the man speak," Steve said, trying to calm the two down. It worked, with the two realizing they were getting nowhere.

"Anyway~!" continued Korea. "I thought the BTT could help! But they needed some kind of incentive (since they're a lazy bunch, da ze!). So I said that a robot had kidnapped Romano in a place called Stark Tower!"

"I also called Estonia to hack into Stark Tower and shut down whatever he believed to be suspicious," added in a stone faced Hong Kong, raising his hand as an incentive to speak. "Which is why the robot suddenly stopped."

"Wait… so Romano isn't here…?" realized Spain.

"Hehehe… nope~! It's a good plan though, right? Good planning originated from Korea, da ze!" cheered Korea.

"Korea…"

"Hm?"

"PREPARE TO DIE FROM THE HAND'S OF THE KINGDOM OF SPAIN!" roared Spain, charging at Korea with his Spanish halberd.

"NEVER!" Korea yelled back. They proceeded to run around Stark Tower, one pissed the hell off, and the other laughing a lot like America.

"And… now Spain's mad," deadpanned Prussia.

"Spain can never take a joke when it's about little Romano," sighed France.

"What I want to know is how this Estonia guy was able to hack into not only my security, but also an insanely complex AI," said Tony.

"Here," Hong Kong gave Tony Estonia's phone number. Tony instantly called him, and he began a lengthy talk with the Estonian personification.

"So… now what?" asked Maria.

"What else, aru?" shrugged China. He got out something out from one of his baggy sleeves. "Chinese pastry treats, anyone? It is Chinese New Year, after all!"

AN: *coughs* So uh, hi guys.

I actually started this chapter on Chinese New Year, which is pretty much the only reason China, Korea, and Hong Kong are in this. Aw well. It ain't even Chinese New Year now. Eh, whatever.

Let's start with all the historic text jammed into this.

The Viking age started in 750 AD/CE, which is also around the time of the Tang Dynasty. This specific dynasty is generally thought by historians to be a high point in China's history.

I was about to put Roman Empire and Egypt as people who couldn't lift it, but then I learned that the Roman Empire was already gone by the time it existed. Poor Italy brothers... 750 CE was also a time when the Arab Empire and India were having good times, so I just switched between the pairs. The Arab Empire was conquering the Mediterranean, while India (I'm pretty sure) was in it's golden age.

I'm pretty sure that's what was happening. If not, then aw well. I'm too lazy to fix it XD

Nǐ hǎo, zhè shì Zhōngguó. Nǐ máng bù máng? = (Chinese) Hello, this is China. Are you busy?

bái chī = (Chinese) idiot

aeni = (Korean) anime

sí = (Spanish) yes

Now to explain Estonia's tech skills. See, Estonia has the second best public wifi in the world, which is said in the anime, and is true in real life. I bet Estonia is tempting for tech savvy peeps :)

We've also seen him being pretty nifty with a computer during one episode, so I've boosted it a bit to which he's great at hacking. Hey, what else are you going to use all that wifi for?

Also, as a reminder, I don't do accents. Kind of. I do verbal tics, which means China's "aru" and Korea's "da ze". And other countries, if I've forgotten them.

I'll be also doing sentences in other languages, if I picture them doing that. That's why China gets two sentences in Chinese, because he has repeatedly said phrases in Chinese in the anime. And Spain. And Russia. Let's not forget about Russia. He says ja a lot (at least in fanfiction).

I… think that's it. Do you like the long chapter? Please favorite, follow, review! I will be updating What In The Name of God Is That Italy? next. See ya!

- Dragon