Hello, everyone! As you're about to see, following the popular trend of rewrites for Loud House stories (mostly for Genderbent stories and Spongebob rewrites), I've decided to do my own series of rewrites based on the Simpson's Treehouse of Horror episodes. I honestly see a lot of the Simpson's in Loud House, so I thought it'd be pretty fitting. So, while this first part is short, please enjoy the first chapter of "The Loud House of Horror!" *Cue Orson Welles-style maniacal laughter*

The scene opens on a dimly lit auditorium stage, with only a single spotlight hitting the stage curtains. From behind said curtains came Lynn Loud Sr., who clears his throat and tells the viewers, "Hello, everyone. You know, Halloween is a strange holiday. Personally, I don't understand it. Kids worshiping ghosts, pretending to be devils; things in stories that are completely inappropriate for children. Things like the following story. Nothing bothers my kids," He corrects himself, "Except for Leni's fear of spiders, but this fanfiction, which I totally wash my hands of, is really scary and is basically plagiarized from another animated sitcom about a big family. If you're the sensitive type or looking for something more original, maybe you should go to bed early tonight or read a different story instead of writing us an angry review later. Thanks for your attention."

The scene changes to a dark and stormy night, where the title "Loud House Halloween Special", completely written in blood, comes flying towards the viewer. The scene closes in on the Royal Woods Cemetery, where it bypasses a number of headstones, with the following names: Ezekiel Loud, Ishmael Loud, Cornelius V. Loud, Spongebob, Black Sabbath, Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, Elvis, Your Name Here, Justin Timberlake, Disco.

The scene passes a tree, where Cliff was sitting on a branch, and screeches. The scene goes into the window leading into Lori and Leni's room, where Leni was wearing Lori's vampire costume from last year, and Lori was already in her usual pajamas. Leni was holding a bag of candy and smiles, "Thanks again for letting me wear your old costume, Lori. This vampire costume looks totes adorbs on me, don't you think?" She pops in her fake teeth and says in a Dracula-esque accent, "I vant to suck your butt!"

Lori corrected, "It's blood, Leni."

"Ew! Gross! Why would I want to suck someone's yucky blood?"

As Leni leaves the room, Lori asks, "Well, why would you want to suck someone's…" She stops herself, "Nevermind. I literally don't want to know."

Leni makes her way pass Luna and Luan's room and looks into her candy bag, "I love Halloween." She stops in front of Lynn and Lucy's room, where she overhears the kids, "Huh. What's going on in here?" She opens the door and sees Lincoln, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, Lola, and Lisa sitting around, with Lisa holding a flashlight to her face, "Hey, guys! What's going on?"

Lola answered, "We're telling scary stories!"

Lana asked, "Wanna join us?"

"Oh! OK!"

Leni promptly sat down beside the twins as Lisa finished, "And the policeman on the phone said: "We traced the call. It's coming from the floor below you! Get out of the house!" But it was too late." She lowered the flashlight away from her and says, "End of story."

Lynn said, "Yawn. I heard that one in 3rd grade. It's not scary."

Leni shuddered, "I thought it was scary."

Lincoln told his older sister, "You only heard the end of it."

Leni gulped, "THERE'S MORE OF IT?!"

Lynn swiped the flashlight from Lisa and said, "Allow me to tell you a really scary story."

Lisa chuckled, "Very well, Lynn. I'll humor your little request."

Lynn pointed to light to her face, "Here's a story that's really scarifying."

Lisa remarked, "Not a real word."

Lynn responded, "Shut it!" She continued, "It's called… Bad Dream House!" Lynn laughs as her tale of terror was about to begin.

Sorry to make it so short, but the next chapters will be longer. Also, I decided to put Lynn Sr. in the opening instead of Rita since it's established Lynn Sr. hates Halloween, while Rita loves it. Hope you enjoyed!