Little Sabie bounded happily through the unfamiliar territory with a slightly less hungry stomach. No longer did he crave any more nummy-num. Brushing his long hair away from his face, he suddenly recognized where he was.

"I'm almost home!" He roared with little kitty joy. And as fast as he could get his big, fat, furry butt to go, Sabie scrambled in the direction of where Taykyapantsoff Forest ended. And there, just a fair distance away, was the thing that he had been looking for all along... what he wanted to find more than anything while he was lost in the terrible, anti-kitty jungle... there was...

"MR. BUDDLE-POO!"

Everything seemed to happen in cheesy-movie-slow-mo as Sabretooth raced toward his beloved Mr. Buddle-Poo. With his hairy arms flailing about unnecessarily, Sabe finally reached his stuffed animal and wrapped it in the tightest hug his abnormally large frame could manage. Tears of joy splashed from his completely black eyes and slapped to the ground as he whispered sweet nothings into Mr. Buddle-Poo's stuffed ears.

"Oh, I've missed you so much!" Cried Little Sabie. "How I have pined for the day that our paths would converge again and we would relish deeply in the utter platonic-ness of our undying love for one another! Oh, Buddle-Poo, I have yearned for this moment since the fateful and tragic day that I had lost you!"

And as Sabie continued to weep, Little Toadie still foraged through the unforgiving Taykyapantsoff Forest in search of his feline-like friend...

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"Oh where, oh where could that dumb feline be? Oh where, oh where could he be? With his bloody fat arse and his brain so dim, oh where, oh where could he be?"

Toadie the Investimagator pushed his way through the thick foliage in search of his friend, Sabie. Surely, Little Toad would be the savior of his comrade and everyone would reward him with juicy jalapeno houseflies when he returned... But if he did not return with his some-what-larger-than-normal mutant friend? The amphibian shuddered to think!

So he plunged onward until he finally found a clue...

"A CLUE!" The investimagator croaked. And crouching toward the ground, he sniffed the dirt.

"This is Sabretoof's footprint! If my deductions are undoubtedibibily correct, I'd say Sabie was chased by newborn birds who were screeching "mommy! mommy!" and he ran from them in a fit of hysterics. And then he backed away from them as much as possible before finally losing his feline balance and he tumbled off of this cliff and fell to the murky waters below!"

Inspecting everything around him carefully, Toad leapt into the water and swam easily to shore.

"Now, knowing Sabretoof, his fat arse wasn't able to continue his trek to find the house after swimming such a short distance, so he lied here for approximately an hour or two before he awoke to see the pesky birds chirping right in front of him, no longer saying "mommy! mommy!", but gaily hopping around and pissing off the large kitty. Hmm... Oh! And this indicates that all of the little feathery creatures of doom ran for their lives because Sabie's appetite caught up with him and the birdies knew that they were all in trouble..."

Lifting himself from the ground, Toadie crouched and looked for more clues. Suspiciously, he narrowed his eyes and got out his pretend walkie-talkie.

"We've got a Code Indigo, gentlemen. I repeat: A Code Indigo. This is not a drill! All men: Man your battle positions! This is one fight we're gonna win..."

Then baring his little nubs for teeth, Toadie ran into the forest with fake guns blaring.

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Cuddling his stuffed animal tightly, Sabe left the treacherous forest and found the main road that lead to his house. He was so happy to be going home, that he began to sing a song and skip down the asphalt with Mr. Buddle-Poo now flailing in the air.

Then, surprisingly, a thought came to Little Sabie's mind...

"Hey! Surprisingly, a thought has come to my mind! I forgot about the diary!"

Quickly, he rummaged inside of his pocket and produced the little book that had gotten him into so much trouble. Running his finger over the spine of the book, he began to open the cover...

"HEE-YAH!" Was all that he heard before a hard blow knocked him over. He face-planted into the rocky road and skid for about five seconds until inertia thought: Hey! This guy shouldn't skid at all! He's abnormally large and has hair in places no one wants to know about!

So needless to say, Sabretooth stopped abruptly... right into a cactus plant.

The diary flew through the air in more slow-mo-movie-cheesy... er... whatever... and Toadie the assaulter leapt gracefully upward and caught it with his mucous-green hands.

"You know not to steal my things, Sabretoof!" He scolded the kitty who was now removing prickers from his face and crying painfully as each sharp end released his skin and left red, splotchy areas that would forever sting until the right medication was provided, which never would because no one cares about a crying, pathetic, irritating, abnormally large kitty enough to give him the right medication, so Sabie would forever be in pain until it decided to go away until the next time the kitty ran stupidly into a plant that just so BLATANTLY looked menacing or that could produce major owies...

So the mutants went their own ways and Toad sprinted into his room and slammed and locked the door behind him. Cradling his beloved diary in his arms, he gently opened the cover and marveled at the wonders inside.

"If Sabie had ever opened my diary, I don't know what I would have done!"

And inside was one sloppy crayon drawing of three little mutants holding hands and smiling. One blue, one green, and one abnormally hairy.

THE END