Enjoy! First kingsman fic ever. Be gentle with me.
How did you get in here, did you hide yourself in the bathroom or something because i don't remember packing a stow away." Merlin turned in his seat covering his mouthpiece with his hand so eggsy couldn't hear him. It may have just been a scouting mission and eggsy wasn't in harm's way, at least not yet, but that was besides the point. Merlin was doing his part from the plane as per usual, his laptops all set up and plugged in with blueprints on one screen and a constant video and audio streaming from eggsy position through his night vision cam. Not to mention his access to the enemy's security cameras. At Least he was on his way back to the plane but Merlin couldn't help but feel the need to still keep an eye and ear out, just incase. "You're not meant to be here Evie." He whispered with a raised brow, his eyes wondering a little before he caught himself, snapping his gaze back up to meet green eyes and a smug smile. He'd always had a bit of a weak spot when it came to redheads, though he'd never had a problem working with one. At Least not until now. Evie Martin, always turning up when you least expect it. Something seems different, has she changed something?...
"I know i know." She said walking up and standing beside him, looking down at his screens nonchalantly while placing a hand on the back of his chair. "I got bored and thought i'd come bother you, i'm meant to be keeping an eye on you after your suicide attempt with the mine remember?" Her brows raised as she looked down at him, her mouth set in a playful smile as Merlin rolled his eyes trying to stop his smirk.
"It wasn't a suicide attempt, you know i would've went through with it if needs be, just so happens Harry had that handy gadget on hand." Merlin grumbled pulling his headphones out of his ears and resting them on the desk in front of him. Slyly scanning the woman beside him as he spoke trying to figure out what was different. Is it her hair? No. No she's had her hair down before, is that? That's an awful lot of open shirt buttons. Merlin coughed to himself as his eyes honed in on cleavage and black lace a little to long. She's wearing a black bra beneath a white shirt- merlins trail of thought was cut off momentarily as a heel clapped in the ground the red head stepping forward, bending over tapping something into one of his keyboards rapidly. Now he was the perfect professional, not like eggsy. Though he knew eggsy was an top class agent of course he was married now, and a prince no less. Such strange circumstances. As an agent he'd never had the time for relationships, nor had he ever fraternized with another agent.
But his eyes flickered to his left for a second noticing the small expanse of pale skin on display as the skirt she was wearing rode up to reveal stockings and the start of a garter belt. He couldn't help the momentary lapse as his mind dipped into the gutter for a brief second, shocked when one of the many thoughts he was thinking slipped out of his mouth.
"Surely tights would have been a more sensible option." He had no idea why he'd said it. And as soon as it left his mouth his eyes had snapped from the fine pair of legs and backside to the equally shocked face of his co worker, before her cheeks heated up as she quickly straightened herself up and tugged her skirt down in silence. Neither of them said a word. He coughed awkwardly as his own cheeks burned, scooting forward in his chair to check what she'd been doing. "Crap, i'd forgotten about dinner at Eggsys tonight." Merlin sighed as he raised a hand to his face pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration.
"What's that Merlin you forgot about Dinner? C'mon mate you know the missus has had this planned for a month don't cancel on me now. Besides it's hardly even dinner it's a takeaway and movies man it's not even formal."
"No no don't worry about it i'll be there." Merlins dismissive rumble sounded as he pulled the headphones over his ears for a second before taking them off again.
"Are you bringing anyone by the way mate? Its just i think she's getting a bit sick of me just bringing the lads round if you catch my drift." Eggsy voice was staticy as it came through the headphones. "Could ask Evie if she fancies it? Night in with a few bevvies and food?"
"Eggsy." Merlin warned. His ears burning now, he's still trying to set me up the bastard.
"She's right behind you isn't she." Eggsy chuckled.
Merlin sighed, practically hearing eggsy's smirk through the mic. "Aye she is. But i'm sure she has plans already that don't involve hanging round the likes of us."
"Actually i don't, but you don't need to sound so miserable at the thought of me joining you, i get the hint." She snapped, looking genuinely hurt at being dismissed so easily by Merlin as she turned on her heels and walked out of the room door clicking shut aggressively on her departure.
"Merlin man what the hell was that?" Eggsy hissed down his mic as he slowly approached the plane. "And what was that comment about tights being a more sensible option because i know for a fact you weren't talking to me."
Merlin groaned into his mouthpiece massaging his temples, he'd messed up massively. "I didn't think you'd heard that."
"Why are you still sat there? I'm literally in view of the plane go sort it out." Eggsy ordered, Merlin raised a brow stuck between keeping the headset on and ripping it off till he finally pulled it off and tossed it onto his desk with a loud thump. Jumping from his chair and heading into the main part of the plane, scanning the plush sofas he noted the lack of wavy red hair and ivory skin before checking the cockpit to yield the same result. His eyes flicked over to the small toilet cubicle and noticed it was locked. Gotcha. But what did he say? How did he start?
"Evie you in there?" Silence. "Evie, cmon now you've taken this the wrong way lass." Silence. "Evie?" His scottish accent was thick as he hammered on the door before the door swung open and he saw a flash of auburn before he was pulled in and heard the click of the lock, the angry red head on his case in less than a second despite the fact there was no room to move.
"You know i've had it with You, you and your constant passive remarks and dismissive tone, in that stupid scottish accent of yours!"
"Wha- i have never made passive remarks." Merlin shuffled so he wasn't pressed against the door giving himself a little more space as he stood in front of the toilet leaning as far away from the angry red head as was humanly possible. Taking in the thrown up ponytail and the lose wisps of hair caressing her face as her frown got deeper.
"Dont talk shit to me. You've got a problem with me and i want to know why." She poked at his chest, He was losing patience if she refused to see reason what was the point in him trying to defuse the situation.
"Well for one, i didn't ask to be babysat, i don't need to be babysat like an infant im a grown man and i don't need any distractions stopping me from doing my damn job." He growled.
"A distraction? How dare you I'll have you know i-" The plane jerked forward without warning sending them both tumbling back, Merlin praised himself for putting the toilet seat down out of habit as he landed on it with a lot more force than he was expecting, another thing he wasn't expecting was a yelping redhead landing firmly in his lap. The plane shook with force and jerked them back violently for a second time before either of them could get their bearings, Merlin grabbed at the nearest thing he could get his hands on as the lights in the cubicle flickered slightly. The body pressed flush against his groaned as he felt soft hair tickling the side of his neck. And he was suddenly intently aware of his position, his eyes dropped down in the few seconds it took them to regain their senses immediately seeing straight down her shirt as chest was crushed against his and finally clicking on to exactly what he'd grabbed hold of. Which was a hell of a pair of thighs, her skirt practically rode all of the way up revealing the stockings, garter belt and a hint of underwear before his head lolled back up to a dazed looking red head.
"Are you alright?" His concern was evident despite their compromising position, not understanding why he hadn't removed his hands from her thighs yet. But a part of his brain was just refusing to cooperate.
"What did you just call me?" she breathed, anger still present but slightly distracted by the large hands gripping dangerously high up her thighs keeping her firmly planted where she was.
"Really? I've just asked if you're alright nd you're still annoyed with me, you're a bloody nightmare woman." Merlin rose an irritated brow, not sure why his skin was burning and he was feeling pretty hot under the collar all of a sudden. He knew damn well he was irritated as hell right now and there was something else floating around in the tiny space between them but he couldn't pinpoint it through his frustration as green eyes frowned back at him, shuffling back slightly from her place in his lap.
"I'm the nightmare you're the nightmare!" She yelped as the plane rattled again, sliding her back down till she was sandwiched against him for a second time only this time he let out a quiet grunt as the plane well and truly fucked him over, sending her sliding right down onto him causing a momentary friction he hadn't anticipated. He felt his face burning as he squeezed his eyes shut. "I'm sorry, i didn't mean to hurt you-" Evie began, her voice nearly a whisper.
"You didn't, I'm fine." He groaned, freezing as soon as he realised what he'd just implied. Swallowing thickly trying to think of some form of response as green eyes met his and pink lips parted trying to form some sort of reply before a smirk set across her features as he watched her eyes travel down to where their bodies were pressed together.
"i thought you didn't like me Merlin?" She said sarcastically, a hint of annoyance still evident in her tone it was almost as if she was patronising him for having such a reaction, which fyi was hardly any reaction at all.
"You really are a nightmare." He growled relenting his grip on her upper thigh to settle for a more savory position just above her knees. Before she leaned into him resting her mouth against the shell of his ear and rolled her hips into him, his eyes nearly rolled into the back of his head as his hands returned to her thighs grabbing her hard enough to leave bruises. Jesus Christ, what- why?
"Good." She breathed into his ear rolling her hips again, gently grinding down against him feeling a certain something twitching to life against her. A breathy sigh forcing its way out of his mouth. "Now what was it that you called me at the start?" She leaned back stilling her hips as she looked up at a face she'd never seen on Merlin before, hot and bothered and in a slight daze. If the tiny gratified sigh he made just now didn't get her going, the challenging brow raise from him definitely would have set her off.
"A distraction?" He wanted to slap himself for how hoarse he sounded as he spoke.
She hummed removing herself from his lap and turning to check her makeup in the mirror behind her. Watching Merlin's eyes wander down to her backside from the mirror, a smirk set firmly in place she turned to look over at him. "I can be when i want to be." she said before opening the bathroom door and leaving, tugging her skirt down slightly as she went.
Merlin couldn't move, he was just sat on the toilet seat wondering what the hell had just happened to him as he stared into space. That was until eggsy popped his head around the gap in the door with a confused frown.
"Where you two argueing or-?" Eggsy pointed from where Merlin was sat to the space in front of him, before Merlin shot up, straightening out his jumper and tie as he pushed past eggsy out of the bathroom.
"Its none of your concern eggsy... Where did she go?"
"There's not many places to go on this thing, i don't know? maybe the only bedroom because it makes so much sense to have only one bedroom on this thing? Wait Merlin what the fuck is going on-" Eggsy was cut off as Merlin left the room slamming the door. "Rude."
Eggsy pulled out his phone knowing it was going to be quite a while till they landed and dialed Harry. The man picked up almost immediately.
"Eggsy what seems to be the-"
"Code red Harry, i repeat code fucking red."
"Nuclear missiles? I'll have to info-"
"No, not nuclear missiles, look pick a colour that we don't use."
There was a pause in Harry's end of the phone. "Why?"
"Just do it harry." Eggsy sighed impatiently.
"Purple. Code purple."
"I think Merlin's about to get leg over." Eggsy dropped the bomb hearing another long pause on Harries end before he lifted a hand up to his face sighing again. "I think he's about to get laid. Harry, leg over means fucking."
"I'm mildly concerned considering there are only the two of you and a pilot on the plane."
"No there's three of us and the pilot. I've just witnessed them come out of the bathroom after each other, just after arguing." Eggsy whispered, treating the situation as if it were one of their missions.
"Eggsy, there's a very low chance Merlin would pursue this agent whoever they are, who is it?"
"Evie Martin. The one that got assigned to him because of the land mine incident. To keep an eye on him. And whys there a low chance, Harry i've never seen Merlin this distracted before-"
"I've known Merlin for years Eggsy and the only way he'd even consider chasing after this woman is if she has a good set of legs… amongst other attributes… and red hair." Harry waited for a response from eggsy pulling the phone away and putting it back to his ear before sighing to himself. "She's a redhead isn't she."
"Oh yeah, and she definitely got a nice- yea she's a redhead."
"Well everything aut to go according to plan then. We were waiting to let you know eggsy as i value your opinion and unbiased view on people. We think she may be a double agent. What do you think of her? Before you heard all of this."
"Oh. Well i thought she was really sound to be honest, id never have suspected her to be a double agent, she seems too loyal Harry. Plus she's practically on a babysitting mission with Merlin right now like she could have turned that down only a really dedicated agent would accept that."
"Whilst true Eggsy, a double agent, for the right reasons a double agent would jump at the opportunity."
"Yea i suppose you're right there, but why Merlin?" Eggsy considered aloud subconsciously rubbing his chin aa he looked around the room. The quiet hum of the planes engine moving through him like a life force.
"Well eggsy you're married now i thought it best to defer from giving you these type of missions-"
"Not that Harry! I meant more why would they be watching Merlin. But hey yea why didn't i even get considered for this? I did it once before i'll do it again if i have too, you know she said she'd the only reason she was skeptical last time is because she didn't have a safety net. If you need me to stick one of those in someone again i can, dont be asking me to stick it in a bloke though."
"Indeed… still it seems things appear to be going well, at least i hope Merlin can stick to the plan, her being a redhead complicates things a bit."
"Why? Whys he so mad about redheads? You think he's not gonna get the job done?"
"No eggsy i have complete faith he'll get the job done… I'm just worried he'll keep going back for more or worse get himself attached."
"I can't talk about this anymore i can't picture Merlin doing any of that shit, it's just, he's Merlin you know? Forget it. Be back in a few hours." Snapping the phone shut he checked his glasses cam was working properly before going to hunt for Merlin.
Merlin did end up finding her, sat on the edge of the only bed on the plane, i tidy little thing, a three quarter bed tucked neatly to the side of the plane with blue sheets. He eyed her as he stepped into the room, the way she was leaned forward filing her nails so nonchalantly as if she was completely innocent.
"You know, we didn't finish our argument." Merlin uttered, his voice coming out like gravel as green eyes looked up at him.
"I suppose we didn't, but i don't really wanna argue, it's a long flight i was gunna take a nap unless you had the same idea? Cuz i can go sleep on one of the sofas if you want?" the smile she gave him was genuine and it threw him off a bit.
Why would she offer me the bed rather than take if for herself?
"No no i didn't have that idea." He said plonking himself on the bed next to her. "You know i don't really have a problem with you, i just genuinely thought you'd have better things to do than hang arounds with the likes of us, especially outside of work."
"When are we ever really not at work Merlin?" Her laughter chimed in the small room, hair cascading down her back as she tilted her head back. "Believe it or not i don't normally have plans outside of work, i don't have that many friends not good ones anyway." She sighed before frowning to herself, " i don't even know why im telling you this i'm sorry i'll leave." She stood up from her seat before Merlin dragged her back down.
"No no no you aren't getting out of this that easily. How can you have no friends? You have buckets full of charisma, doesn't your boyfriend have friends that you could hang around with?"
Evie scoffed. "Boyfriend, don't make me laugh, i haven't been with anyone in years."
"I'm sorry, i just assumed a bonny lass like you would have a piece on the side atleast."
She looked at him with a contemplating face before smiling sweetly. "Thats the first time anyone's called me pretty in years you're making me blush. What about you though, you got anyone back home?"
"Nah, we aren't really allowed are we? Well the rules have been bent and twisted from time to time but no. Its way quieter than it should be if i had a woman back at home." He chuckled turning to face her seeing the pink tint to her cheeks as her smile softened as she giggled. He couldn't help himself as he looked down at her lips, he knew what he needed to do, but there was no reason he couldn't do it his own way. Inching forward till her eyes were on his lips as well he brushed his lips over hers to gauge her reaction. Bringing a hand up to her cheek as she let out a quiet gasp. He could feel his stubble grazing over soft skin as he went back to plump lips again, this time more feverantly, pressing harder as she sighed and melted into him, her tongue grazing his bottom lip teasingly before she opened her mouth to let him in. He could feel the heat creeping up his spine and his hairs standing on end as they went on, letting out a soft groan when she bit down on his bottom lip. Without a second thought she pushed herself up off the bed pushing him flat onto his back before straddling his hips. Rolling her hips against him as large hands squeezed her thighs, she leaned over him smiling coyly before planting kisses down his neck sucking gently on a spot just below his jaw.
"How longs it been?" She breathed in his ear, the warmth of her breathe sending a shiver through him.
"About 2 years." Merlin admitted, his breath coming a little heavier than he'd like to admit, his logical mind starting to shut down as something else woke up. He honestly hadn't expected her to be this into him, but seeing she was stirred something deep in his gut, and made him ache as he strained against the confines of his trousers.
"That's a shame, I'd have thought women would be all over you. Oh well." She sighed sitting up straight on his lap as she unbuttoned her blouse painfully slowly, green eyes watching him as his gaze followed her hands. With every button more skin was exposed, till she was sliding the garment off her shoulders to land in a heap on the ground.
"Jesus christ." He mumbled, sitting up abruptly not taking his eyes off the pair of breasts right in front of him, the bra may have been pretty black lace and all but he couldn't help but think it'd look better on the floor. "Didn't i tell you you were a distraction?" His voice was low as he raised a brow at her before pulling her down to switch their positions, pulling off his jumper as he got himself comfortable between her legs.
"Not all distractions are bad, ah- Merlin." She whined as Merlin preyed on her neck, leaving a trail of love bites in his wake. Not knowing just how much he'd enjoyed the way she'd said his name just now. Or how a part of him wanted to hear her say his real name in the same tone.
"Oh no, you're bad, you're a hell of a bad distraction when i'm trying to focus." He practically growled into her neck as he reached behind her back and unclipped her bra with one hand. Plopping on the bed next to her she turned into her side taking his mouth with her own feeling a hand on her hips before it roamed over the mound if her arse and pulled her thigh over him. Before pulling her bra off completely and throwing it across the room. Looking down at her chest he raised both brows as any blood that wasn't already going there headed straight to his dick. "Fuck this."
Without warning hed rolled her onto her back, head leaned over her breast as his mouth found a nipple and began to suck. His free hand tugging her skirt up just enough so he could wiggle his way into her underwear. Fingers gliding as they slipped between her folds the noises she was making were sending him spiralling, until he finally pushed into the slick heat with two fingers, She likes that, she really likes that. Im fucked. Jesus christ.
His fingers found their way to her clit rubbing teasing circles as she writhed on the bed, pulling his mouth to hers with such fierce need it pained him to still have his trousers on. "Get on with it." She moaned, head lolling back against the mattress as he pulled his hand away with a smirk. Making sure he'd put the device applicator that was on his finger into his pocket as he moved himself off the bed, standing up and looking down at a disheveled redhead.
"You're very bossy." He jipped as he unbuttoned his dress shirt with trained fingers.
"And You're not unbuttoning fast eno- oh my, you've been hiding all this underneath a shirt and jumper?" she stared at the broad shoulders, not expecting the amount of muscle she was presented with as she watched him take off his shirt, chest hard and muscled arms flexing as he tugged his shirt off, not to mention, the toned stomach. Her eyes lingered on rounded firm shoulders as she pictured digging her nails into them.
Merlin just laughed at that, nonchalantly scratching his chest hair with one hand as he spoke. "Turn over." She knew she didn't have an option in this and just did as she was told, feeling the cold air sweep up under her skirt as she moved. "Now that, is a view worth seeing." Merlin groaned, undoing his belt as he stepped towards the bed, hand on his zipper in less than a second after his belt had hit the ground. And then he was over her, his weight dipping the sides of the bed beside her as his hand squeezed the peachy ass beneath him,resisting the urge to bite it he let his length rub up against her before pressing it gently against her folds, he could feel the heat and the slickness wasn't making it easier for him to take his time.
"Merlin- Holy shit- never mind-" Eggsy waltzed into the room without a second thought before he started choking on his own saliva at the sight in front of him, he'd never in all his life thought he'd see Merlin with his cock in his hand about to start pounding into a fit bird. It's not something he'd be able to erase from his memory either as he spun on his heels and ran out the room slamming the door without breathing once. "Jesus fucking christ i did not want to see that."
Merlin sighed in frustration, tucking himself back into his trousers as Evie turned to glance back at him.
"What you're stopping because of one interruption?" She sounded irritated as she flipped herself over reacquainting him with her chest, and the pair of pink pointed nubs that had him stopping his pursuit for his shirt and tie for a moment.
"Don't get me wrong, i want to, but i think it'd be better to wait till we're atleast off the plane." His tone dropped an octave as he watched curved hips shimmy there way to the edge of the bed before she was waltzing towards him, putting her hands on his bare chest she sighed looking up at him with mischief in her eyes as she smiled.
"ETA should be in about 35 minutes, if you meet me at the door of eggsy's little get together with a gin and tonic I'll give you head." she hummed cheekily, wrapping her arms around his neck pulling him down into a searing kiss that had him struggling for breath when she pulled away, immediately going to find her discarded clothing and get dressed.
Merlins head was spinning as he watched her, taking off his glasses for a second he wiped them down of the shirt he was holding before popping them back on and snapping a picture of her tying her hair up shirtless, stockings on show and skirt riding high on her ass, not to mention the glorious side boob. Now that's an offer i can't refuse. "What's the catch?" He raised a brow at her expectantly as he started to button up his own shirt, feeling oddly comfortable in his state of undress around her despite not knowing her well, not to mention the fact she could be a double agent.
"If you guess the drink i want after the gin and tonic we can fuck wherever you want, if not you have to give me head." Evie smirked at him from across the room watching his eyes roam over her as if assessing her.
"What if i get it wrong on purpose? It hardly sounds like a punishment, in fact i know that's no punishment, you should've just asked." Merlin couldn't help the smirk that spread across his face as her cheeks heated up, maybe it was how his accent had gotten thicker, he didn't know but whatever he was doing was having an absolutely brilliant effect on the redhead in front of him.
I really haven't thought through what I'd do if he did end up being so forward, he's always so polite and gentlemanly and this is- this is whole other side to him… i like it. "Well I'll have to think of a way to make it more of a punishment then." she breathed as he stepped in close lifting her chin up till she was looking right into his hazel eyes. The closeness was something else, something intimate and private and exciting, she could feel his heat as her chest pressed against his.
"You can sit on my face later if you'd like." he rumbled against her mouth, his lips being met eagerly by the shorter redhead in another chaste kiss, there was something different about this one though, as lips moved against his own and arms wrapped around his neck. It was softer, more sincere, there was still lust there but it wasn't overpowering.
She hummed, pulling away brushing a thumb over his stubble gently, green eyes smiling as they darted from his lips to his eyes. "We'll see."
"Harry can we hurry this up man i need to get home the wifes waiting, and Murlins bringing a date with him." Eggsy bounced on the balls of his feet impatiently as Harry sat at his desk with his arms folded glaring at the pair.
"This is a debriefing Eggsy, not only that but you know the email that was sent out after your little incident the first time saving the world?" Harry spoke to eggsy but his eyes didn't leave Merlin and Merlin could feel the reprimand coming.
"Oh you mean about leaving your glasses on because they record everything, yea? I haven't done it again have i…" Eggsy trailed off suddenly feeling a hint of embarrassment before Harry shook his head.
"No Eggsy, it wasn't you this time. Merlin." Harry stated without so much as an explanation.
"Sorry, won't happen again." The scotsman mumbled, smirking slightly as eggsy nodded towards him with a knowing look and pushed his fist forward for Merlin to meet.
"Nice one bruv." Eggsy whispered.
"Apart from that the tracking device was successfully planted and her gps signal is currently online, Well done Merlin… although i will say, you may want to avoid the research department for a week or two. You had two female agents monitoring your feed and i think they may be out for blood." Harry spoke in all seriousness.
Merlin gulped. "Oh… for fuck sake."
"Indeed." Harry smiled at his friends frustration. "Also Merlin, don't get carried away."
"I have no idea what you mean-"
"Merlin-"
"The mission was a success and-"
"I've seen the footage Merlin, all of it." Harry raised an eyebrow in warning.
Eggsy watched Merlin's eyes look anywhere but at Harry and couldn't help but chuckle. "Least you didn't see it first hand."
"Gimme a bloody break will you? I also happen to find your lack of faith in me pretty insulting Harry, have i ever put a mission in jeopardy?" Merlin spoke seriously, frowning down at his friend, eggsy watching the rather tense exchange without saying a word. I mean she banging i can't really blame Merlin for wanting to, stopping from where he was when i walked in must have tool alotttttttt. Wonder what's got harry so tense about it all.
"Any reason why you're smirking Eggsy?" Harry turned his gaze to the younger man infront of his desk as eggsy just chuckled to himself quietly before responding.
"It's just, you can't really blame the man for trying can you, it's not like it went anywhere in the end." Eggsy smiled up at Merlin seeing the man un tense slightly as he stuck up for him. I got your back bruv.
"You clearly haven't seen the footage." Harry scoffed.
"It can't be that bad Harry, c'mon mate, so what? She's into him? He's obviously into her? What's the worst that could happen?"
"There are a number of things that could go wrong here, if she is infact a double agent she could be seducing Merlin to simply get access to classified files or perhaps even to take him out permanently." Harry crossed his arms again not liking to be the ruiner of fun but not understanding how neither of the men in front of him seemed to be weighing the huge risk she was to security. "I'm worried you're not taking this as seriously as you should be Merlin, and are getting to easily distracted by a pretty face."
Merlin scoffed about to protest before Harry clicked a key on his keyboard and he heard his voice coming from the laptop.
"What if i get it wrong on purpose? It hardly sounds like a punishment, in fact i know that's no punishment, you should've just asked."
There was a faint musical humming before Evies voice chimed. "Well I'll have to think of a way to make it more of a punishment then."
Merlin felt his cheeks burn as he waited for what came next, putting his head in both hands as he heard his own voice rumbling from the device loud and clear. "You can sit on my face later if you'd like."
"We'll see."
"Are you done?" Merlin commented looking down at Harry with mild annoyance but a mostly straight face as Harry nodded dismissively, waving him out of the room. As the door shut he turned to Eggsy, who seemed to be in a state of shock at either what he'd just heard come out of Merlin's mouth or the way him and Harry were being with each other, it wasn't natural for them to be so tense with each other. "Keep and eye on him Eggsy." Eggsy nodded slowly his eyes slowly focusing back as he turned and headed out of the office for the last time that day. Well shit, just let the man get laid.