AN: I do not own Fairytail

How had he gotten himself into this mess?

Laxus had agreed to look after Alzack and Bisca's daughter, Asuka, for the day. He even agreed he would watch her at their house, as Asuka wanted to play with her dolls and have a tea party.

Sometime during the day, Laxus had been roped into participating in the tea party.

Asuka, of course, had to make sure that he looked the part.

After much crying, he could not stand to see the girl in tears, and threats of telling his grandfather he had been mean to her, she was just as devious as all the women in Fairytail, Laxus let Asuka have her way and dress him up.

He had a pink sheet wrapped around him and held together with clothes pegs.

"None of my dress up clothes fit you and none of mummy's dresses will fit you either. So this will have to do." Asuka had said, as she surveyed him with a critical eye.

He had butterfly clips and pink and purple hair bands through his hair.

"Stay still," Asuka said, smacking Laxus shoulder with her brush, "or I'll tell Mira and Erza you made me cry."

He had beads around his neck, bracelets on his wrists and even a pair of clip on earrings attached to his ears, much to his dismay.

"Fuck. They hurt. Get them off." Laxus growled.

"I'll tell Gramps you swore if you don't leave them on." Asuka looked at him with a stern expression and her hands on her hips.

The worst part by far was the make up Asuka had caked on him.

"You are not going anywhere near me with that stuff." Laxus snarled.

Asuka's lip began to tremble, "But you promised to let me dress you up for the tea party." A tear slipped down her cheek as she stared up at Laxus with big round eyes.

Laxus expression turned to one of worry, "Alright, but not too much and don't tell anybody about this."

"Yay!" Asuka cheered, her eyes drying up immediately.

He hadn't been game enough to look in a mirror and see the end result.

So here he was, Laxus Dreyar, Fairytails most feared mage, all dressed up, sitting down at a child's table for a tea party. And that is how Alzak and Bisca found him when they got home.

When they walked into their daughter's bedroom all they could do was stand there and stare at the bulky mage, sitting down on the floor at their daughters small table, in his getup.

Asuka hoped up, ran to her mum and asked, "Doesn't he look pretty, mummy?"

"Yes. Very." Bisca replied, trying not to laugh.

Laxus stood up and as he walked passed them, he growled, "Not a word to anyone."

He then walked out the back door and teleported straight home.

Laxus sighed with relief as he walked into his house, but stoped dead in his tracks when he spotted his team mates staring at him with horrified looks on their faces.

"I'm never baby sitting again." He growled out and raced upstairs to his ensuite.

AN: Poor Laxus. Read and Review please