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Tabby/Tabitha of Hyperville- Yes, they are getting married. I think...
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Chapter One:
Mornings were nice. Mornings were very nice.
Despite the fact that Kel had never had trouble with mornings, she hadn't appreciated their full value either. Now fully awake, the knight stretched out a long arm and snatched the little black book off its resting place near her bed. She picked up a quill, dipped it in ink, and turned to one of the last pages.
'Mornings are good. Mornings are very good.'
She blew on the page to dry it and tossed it onto the chair. Then, turning her back on the book, she wrapped an arm around her betrothed's neck so she could pull him close enough for a quick kiss. Murmuring incoherently under his breath, he stirred slightly, but didn't wake. So, he left her to face the world outside of the covers by herself- a daunting task.
She got up swiftly, despite the unpleasant way her mind and body protested. But, she had to get up and dressed eventually, and it was still a Nice Morning. Not even the cold, hard floor could dim her spirits. She washed and dressed in record time, before coming back into the main room to sit on the bed next to her very asleep lover.
She was bursting to tell him the idea she had just had. An idea that could make them even with Raoul. An idea that could even beat the time he stuffed their chicken with tooth powder at a dinner party, and then told the hostess that they were foaming at the mouth because of a mild case of rabies. (And the squad, too, would have taken it in good fun if only the host hadn't been a healer and insisted on giving them the very painful antidote, just in case.) It was an idea that could finally put them in the lead.
So this is what my life has come to, she reflected wryly, playing child's games with my former knight-master and future husband.
She didn't necessarily think it was a bad thing.
Finally, she couldn't wait any longer, and set upon waking Dom up. She shook his arm lightly. His eyes opened and blearily focused on her. "Whadyawant?" He slurred. She smiled, and he rolled onto his back to look at her from a more comfortable position. "It wouldn't have killed you to sleep in, just this once."
She ignored his comment and beamed at him. "I had an idea."
He raised an eyebrow, but she slapped a hand over his big mouth before he could say anything. He scowled at her, but she continued. "Raoul's birthday is coming up-"
He gave a moan. "You're supposed to be making me want to get out of bed, not hide under it," he mumbled from beneath her palm.
She couldn't help a small smile, and leant down anyway to whisper her very ingenious idea into his ear. When she had finished, he sat up slowly and ruffled her hair. "That could work, my dahling."
*
Dom left Kel's rooms with a wide and unrestrained grin on his face, feeling most wondrously alive. Kel was a genius, he decided. He had known that already, of course, but he had never expected this of her. Every time he brought to mind the details of their plan, he wanted to run back to their rooms and kiss her again. Her devious side was just so endearing.
He strolled over to one of the sentry's and removed any obvious glee from his face. "Lerant," Dom said simply, taking a seat. "If I tell you something - a secret - will you promise not to tell anyone else? My lord included?"
Lerant looked warily at him. "Sure."
"Good. I'm proposing," he announced, "What do you think?" Everyone knew about his relationship with the lady knight.
"And you're telling me this because...?"
The truth was Lerant was the key to making Kel's plan work properly. Dom tried to look exasperated. "Because you're my only close-mouthed friend, and I want your opinion."
"Oh, I'm your friend, am I? Well you owe this friend some money. I hope you didn't spend it all buying one of those disgustingly huge rings."
"Hah hah hah," Dom said sarcastically, "As much as I would love to engage in a battle of wits with you, Lerant, time is short and I feel the need to be mature."
Lerant made no answer, only raising a skeptical eyebrow at the word 'mature'. "Well, what do you think?" Dom asked impatiently.
Lerant looked at him, deep in thought. "I think you're going to have some strange children."
Dom didn't waste any time in whacking him over the head. "What I mean is, do you think she'll accept me?"
"Accept you? Dom, she's a lady knight! What for the love of Chaos makes you think I can predict what she's going to do?"
Dom ignored him, and instead took on a tone of extreme longing. "I hope with all my heart that she accepts. I don't know what I'd do if she didn't love me in return." Inwardly, Dom winced. It seemed that his cousin's dramatic side was rubbing off on his acting skills. He just prayed that the standard-bearer would fall for it.
Lerant edged away slowly, reminding himself not to make any hasty movements. "Err...Dom. I'm going to go now. I have to sleep and...stuff."
The newly-made Captain composed himself. "Of course."
Lerant left immediately to find Lord Raoul, for the first time in years feeling that something was going to happen, and that he would have a part in it. His only wish was that his little daily calendar wouldn't flip to a scribbled reminder of his lord's birthday anytime soon. And he hoped that this conversation with Dom wasn't involving him with the squad in any way. He would rather be turned into bite-size chunks of wallaby intestines and left to fester in the dirt outside on a hot summer day.
*
The man Lerant sought was in his makeshift office. The room had previously been a rather large storage closet, an accident made by one of the carpenters. The same carpenter who had forgotten to build the commander's office in the first place. Raoul now held a personal grudge with this man.
A polite knock on his door caused him to heave a fairly large sigh. So, he thought, another brainless ninny has come to ask me what color the sky is, or perhaps they want to know how to get their heads out of their-
"Come in!" His voice was misleadingly inviting. Raoul grinned when Lerant entered in place of the arbitrary idiot. "Good to see you. It's really good to see you. What's up? How's the wife?"
"Err…"
"That's good. Well, how are the twins?"
"Well, sir, I-"
"Wonderful! Now, you wanted to see me about something?" Raoul raised an expectant eyebrow.
"Yes," Lerant said, relieved that the man in front of him was acting relatively normal again. "It's about Dom."
"Good man. You've got some juicy tidbits about him and Kel?"
Lerant shifted. Raoul waited patiently, not knowing anything of the internal conflict waging within the soldier. "Oh, no. Looks like it slipped my mind!" Lerant gave an unconvincing laugh, and started to leave. "I'll just come back when I remember."
Raoul scowled. "Lerant, sit. I need some good news, what with all the idiots I have under my comm-" he stopped and cleared his throat, "Just tell me."
With a sigh of defeat the young man sat down, and wearily told an edited version of his tale. "Dom is going to propose to Kel." A very edited version, sure, but he had to prove he had matured somehow.
But Raoul sparked up nonetheless. "They're getting married? They took their filthy time, too."
Lerant nodded, all regrets about betraying a confidence apparently long forgotten. "Yes, sir. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to do my penance for double-crossing a friend."
"Hm? What would that be?"
"Three ales and a warm, comfy bed." He stifled a yawn at the thought of sleep.
Raoul shook his head disbelievingly. "You poor, poor man."
*
Kel waited discreetly outside the storage closet for Lerant to come out. As soon as he walked out and turned the corner, she straightened and reached for the door.
"You might want to be careful, I think he's finally going senile." The voice stopped her cold. Lerant.
She nodded, and smiled. "I'll keep that in mind."
"Good. He still thinks I'm married." Kel's smile widened, though she couldn't help wondering what he really wanted. They weren't really on casual speaking terms. He answered that question by taking an awkward step forward and hold out a hand, which she shook automatically. "I'm really happy for you and Dom, and I'm sorry for being a bastard to you."
She winced at his choice of words, but was touched all the same. "Thanks Lerant." Then, quickly remembering that she wasn't supposed to know what he meant, she recovered. "But you're a little late. Dom and I have been together for years."
Kel watched, interested, as he realized his slip of the tongue. She shook her head, inwardly laughing, and entered the office.
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