Chapter 1: A Married Woman and A Saiyan

A/N: Now I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes. But This story... THIS STORY! I just couldn't stop myself. This is golden Kakarot and Chi-Chi right here! It's what I'm good at, and what you people love! A little dark and dirty Kakarot and our proud and noble Chi-Chi. Not a full series but perhaps a small mini 5 or 6 chapters of some good ol fashion Saiyan domination of our favorite Chi-Chi. I haven't decided, but anyway please read and tell me if you want to see more. Granted this is going to start out with a different era and place, it can always end up exactly where we want *wink*

"Aw come on babe, trust me it'll be great. I mean it's not everyday we get to meet some aliens, and from what we've been told they're also really amazing fighters." The spikey haired human warrior brought his arm around his wife. Wearing his orange training gear from his old mentor Master Roshi, he was eager to meet up with his friends when they finally got to meet some real aliens. He felt like a kid but how could he not! There were aliens coming to Earth!

His wife let out a sigh, a still young Chi-Chi with the recent end to the 23rd world tournament where she and her husband's friends had put on one hell of a show for fighting had ended up in relationship then getting married.

Her husband was the former bandit slash man who had tried to steal her heart when she was younger on a quest looking for the Bansho fan. They had dated for a few years before the tournament and Yamcha proposed to her shortly afterwards.

So it felt right, they had a good life together in the city. Yamcha pursuing a stable baseball career while the two of them settled into things.

"Alright, we can go but I just feel it's the safest thing for us to be doing. I mean what if this is some kind of trap, or worse that these so called aliens are some kind of evil parasite emplanting creatures that rip out from our stomachs." Okay that last one was a bit far, but you just don't know these days. Thinking back to Kami and the whole ordeal that existed as a result of Piccolo and subduing him thanks to Master Roshi.

She'd had enough trouble with all of that, she didn't want to be dealing with anything else. The notion of alien warriors just reminded her of that.

"Aw it'll be fine Chi-Chi, there's only two of them and with how strong we've gotten i'm sure it'll be no problem if anything happens." He kissed her on the cheek as she released and sigh of defeat. "Yeah that's the girl I married, ready to take on a new fun adventure."

"Well I do expect you to be on your best behavior, and if one of those alien's is a woman you'd better keep your hands to yourself!" She scolded him to which Yamcha paled quickly and looked away.

"Th-that was just a one time thing Chi-Chi I swear," Yamcha couldn't look her in the face after that. It was still a sore spot in their relationship, granted they weren't officially married yet when it happened, but still he could've done better given the circumstances. Looking at things though now she didn't have to remind him of that fact.

He had a groupie, he had some drinks, and he was a young guy was it so unexpected that he wouldn't have had a lay with her in the sheets. He didn't have a ring yet, nor did Chi-Chi when it occurred, he didn't understand why it was such a big deal.

"Hmph, I suppose the next time it'll be a lapse in judgment." She sighed in frustration as she went get herself ready to meet a group of alien warriors. Who imagined this was going to be her day?

"Hey, Chi-Chi make sure to wear your training gear, they want to spar with us tonight." Yamcha called to her as she disappeared into the bedroom.

A groan escaped from the back, "I swear this is like the only thing you men think about! Can there not be any type of evening where," Yamcha just droned out his wife not wanting to hear her complain about everything right now. They were seriously going to meet aliens and she was having a fit over it! I mean really what was the worst thing that could happen?

[***]

The cold sleep chamber released it's pressure as two saiyan warriors were slowly being dragged out from their interred sleep. The flickering of monitors and the whirring of sounds slowly agitating the saiyans sense of hearing and forcing them to another level greater alertness. The stiffness of their muscles remaining locked in frozen stasis causing a heavy grunt.

Soon a pair of black eyes slowly began to blink and the crust of sleep fell from the corners of his eyes. They weren't privy to luxuries while on the job, the bare necessities of comfort as the saiyan heard his back and neck pop and crack multiple times.

One had a long mane of black spikes that rolled from his forehead all the way down to his back. The taller of the two, his orange and blue armor provided by their emperor Frieza was thick and bulky, a later model that allowed for a slight increase in protection at the cost of mobility. A green scouter covered his left eye, the electronic device analyzing the terrain and environment noting no danger, though if there was they would welcome it. They were currently in an grassy outcropping outside of North City, the they did not know the later part of that as there sparsely human's for miles of the impact site.

The other saiyan had a thick mishmash of spikes that followed no pattern or reason. It was a spot on match of his father's hairstyle and much like his father he wore the same armor of his father. A large plate covering a shoulder along with a short breastplate. Covering the his major vitals in his chest.

Black spandex and red tipped boots on his feet.

"These pods suck," A voice grumbled a saiyan pulled himself free from the confines of his small metal orb.

"They're terrible Raditz, god's how would this all go if we had the crap when pops was alive."

"I hear that Kakarot," Raditz chuckled as he stood upright and swung his legs out to remove that cold stiffness. "Now where the hell are our logs and supposed to meet this human for our business?"

Kakarot snorted, "That wasn't my job you lazy bastard. I was supposed to bring the money and the tech, you're job was to be the liaison." Once again his good for nothing brother was trying to make him do the job the prince had sent them to do.

"You sound far too much like our old man Kakarot, I'd swear you were his clone were it not for the lack of strength." Raditz mocked earning a snarl from his younger brother.

"Perhaps you'd like to fight over that insult, big brother?" Kakarot's tail lashed out behind him as Raditz grinned.

Dropping his hands out to the side in a fighting pose the older brother's face formed a mocking grin. "I'd like to see you fight, i've seen what you call combat and i'm not impressed."

Kakarot screamed in a rage and shot forwards towards his brother, no insult however slight would be given leniency.

Even if it was his own blood.

As the group of humans who had detected the arrival of the alien's were on a large yellow capsule corp ship flying out to meet them, the group consisting of Master Roshi, Tien and Chaotzu, Krillin, and the married couple of Chi-Chi and Yamcha with Bulma Brief's flying at the helm of the ship.

"Man this is still crazy, I mean think about it, we're going to have two live aliens on our planet and they're here to exchange money and technology for our own! It'll be incredible for us over at capsule corp. This deal could make us the cornerstone of future markets, alien tech…. Oh I just can't wait to get my hands on it!" Bulma gushed, absolutely giddy with delight, her technology and scientific drive was second to none on Earth. The all nighters she had already spent in preparation for getting her hands on this was astounding, a new lab, a new-new EVERYTHING!

It was like the thanksgiving of technology in her mind, ready to be devoured by her mind and transformed into something greater.

"Jeez Bulma, you act like this is the only reason we're going with you, I mean they are alien space fighters." Krillin sighed sitting in the co-pilot seat. "Couldn't you think that they might come here with not so noble intentions?"

Bulma hmphed, "I'll have you know that communication came from their Prince, I talked with an alien prince who said he was sending two of his subordinates to come and exchange for our worthwhile tech. He promised that if we had anything really good, he'd come here personally and we'd hammer out some more deals."

"And i'll bet you agreed on the spot?" Yamcha said looking over at his old ex-girlfriend.

"If you heard how rugged his voice sounded, of course I did. If this prince is cute you bet your ass I'll have him over for dinner." Bulma said arrogantly, basking in her feminine beauty as if it were just one of many things she'd like to flaunt to this mysterious prince.

"If I may, do we even know who these aliens are? How are we supposed to even know what they look like or what we're even looking for?" Tien added dryly, "Did you guys get a description or a photo. What if they look like regular humans?"

"Well that'll be boring." Bulma said with some disappointment, she'd hope that they would be some buff long haired hunks from another galaxy. The tall dark and handsome bad boy she'd always fantasized about.

Chi-Chi kept her thoughts to herself as she could only hope they were normal, not some giant ten foot spiked cyclops with jaws of ragged teeth, not that her imagination hadn't given her plenty of thoughts on what kind of horrible monsters could be existing out there. Piccolo and his henchmen were already one too many in her mind and he hadn't been that pleasing on the eyes at all.

"I just hope they will be civilized and not-!" The entire ship was quickly rocked by a shockwave and every single person save Bulma jumped to their feet in the ship as their minds felt that massive power spike that reverberate in all of their cores.

All of them looked dead ahead and saw two men in the air, both with black hair, their arms locked together. One had hair that fell around his ankles and the other with a mess of spikes. Their aura's were sparking off of each other.

"You're kidding right-?" Krillin said his jaw hanging open as he could feel the sheer power from these guys. They were so much stronger than any of them.

"That has to be them Tien!" Chaotzu pointed out the obvious.

"I'll say those boy's have some real power, reminds me of myself in my prime!" Roshi commented wiping the side of his head free from sweat.

Kakarot swept his arm back and slammed his fist into Raditz cheek sending him down towards the ground. His eyes focused, and his war cry coming he pursued after him, his fist pulled all the way back only to be met with his brother's smirking gaze.

"You're too aggressive!" He mocked before slamming two golden orbs from his palms that flared up into Kakarot's face. Raditz threw his brother downwards towards the ground as he banked and rolled upwards into the air.

Kakarot hit the ground, the black wisps of smoke clearing from his face, tearing up chunks of grass with his hands he pushed himself back up. Looking towards his brother with a focused anger. "You're too weak!"

Raditz snickered wiping his brow as he floated above his kin. "I'm taking it easy little brother." He snorted a taunting grin on his face all but making Kakarot tear upwards into the air. Unleashing a volley of ki downwards forcing the other saiyan to charge through it.

Several made contact but Kakarot was not deterred as he batted several away and made his way through the barrage. Throwing his arm upwards cand catching his brother with a harsh uppercut knocking his brother backwards and causing his body to flip. He pursued hit him several more times in the stomach until his brother caught his flank with a boot knocking him away.

Both glared at the other, Raditz throwing up his hands to light up with golden ki as Kakarot pulled one hand behind his back and the other aimed forwards. Their ki sparking around their hands as they focused their next attack.

"I hope you're ready to be a stain on the ground brother." Raditz mocked two glowing orbs sparking together.

Kakarot growled, "I will make you lick my boots after this brother!" A blue orb pulsed in his hand.

"Keep your eye on the birdie!" Raditz roared firing both hands forwards, the twin orbs becoming spiraling beams towards his brother.

"Enough talk-!" Kakarot screamed his own attack blasting forwards, the blue orb firing on a straight course towards Raditz.

The Z-fighters in the ship watched in muted horror as both attacks were launched, the two yellow orbs firing past the orb which slipped between both leaving both of the alien fighters exposed to the full brunt of the others attack who made no effort to dodge it.

"This is insane-!" Tien shouted just before the explosions that created another massive shockwave nearly sending all of those inside spiraling towards the ground were it not for Bulma's quick reaction.

Swinging the plane into a dive, she kept the energy and transferred it back into inertia and banked the yellow cargo plane into a high climb, leveling back out to see both of the alien's bodys falling towards the ground.

"Oh no-!" Bulma cried out as everyone else watched in short succession one body hit the ground and then the other. Turning the engines vertical the plane quickly dropped towards the impact site. "What the hell happened? Did someone attack them, or what is going on!?" Bulma shouted, imagining her future science and technology business dropping faster than the plane.

Chi-Chi didn't say anything as they finally touched down and the back door ramp fell open and all those in the capsule ship left and ran towards the two aliens.

They neared quickly but as they did the sound of high boisterous laughter filled the air, though it wasn't just one saiyan.

Both of them were laughing hysterically. "Eh guys did I miss something?" Krillin asked aloud, finding no answers or clues on anyone else as both of the saiyans in front of him sat up from the ground.

"You little shit, you didn't even aim for my attack!"

"Pfft if you aren't going to cover your middle why would I even bother you moron."

Covered in dirt, scratches, and blood Kakarot and Raditz got to their feet. "Not a bad spar brother. Feels like we got a little rust cleared out," Raditz swiped off his arm, the blood coming from his injuries was nothing. The minor aches and pains were forgotten with the rush of a good fight. Cracking his neck Raditz released a loud groan as he stretched his legs and back.

"Yeah, that wasn't terrible, too think a few years ago you and I were topping a thousand for our power levels." Kakarot grinned, the promise of so much more strength from each fight just increased, in a few more years who knew how strong they would be? "One day we'll have the strength to support Vegeta's rise and overthrow that bastard."

"Heh, you're damn right brother!" Both of them punched their knuckles together with a sole fist and gave the other a proud smirk.

The saiyans though realized that they weren't alone, their heads turning towards the small gathering. "Well look there Brother, Earthlings." Snickering as his finger tapped his scouter and began to read their fighting power.

"Two hundred, one fifty, one eighty, one twenty, one sixty, one ten, and… four?" Reading off the power levels the saiyan was a little disappointed with their strength, then he noticed the weakest one being a blue haired female. If he had expected some sexy babes with some strength to rival his own. He was going to be left wanting. "Whelp, I can't see this guy getting used at this rate." Raditz groaned simultaneously scratching his groin without shame.

"Like you'd satisfy a woman." Kakarot mocked earning a snap at his tail from Raditz own.

The group of Z-fighters were a bit confused although not sure of what to say. Bulma decided it was time for someone to be the messenger and promptly kicked Krillin right in the arse and sent him jumping forwards with a yelp and directly into both saiyans vision.

"Come on Krillin tell them why we're here!" Bulma yelled safely behind the rest, after that crazy display she wasn't going out there. Who in their right mind would? And besides she was the pretty and smart one, she wasn't going to be speaking with uncultured aliens first.

Rubbing his ass with his face flushed with embarrassment and a twinge of pain with Bulma's sneak attack he looked up at the two saiyans just ten feet from him. "Uh… Hi there uhm guys?" He said, the hesitation showing in his voice. "I-I'm guessing that you are the uhm… saiyans?" he could feel the perspiration beginning to form on his face as both of these powerful fighters looked down at him. Their faces unreadable. Oh man i'm so friggen dead!

He watched the one with really long hair walk forwards his hands curled into fists, the size difference became more apparent as the alien was almost another two feet taller than him. The saiyans face dropped to be where he could almost feel the hot breath from his nose.

"N-Na-names Krillin." He said holding up his hand for a shake. Watching as the man's head shifted between the hand and his face.

Everyone watched, the humans more so as the alien said nothing. The multiple scenarios that had been imagined those gathered were quickly surfacing, along with new and more terrifying ones.

The tension was becoming thick and Krillin wasn't sure what he should do and his courage was quickly fading until the alien's arm reached out and grabbed his hand and squeezed. "Hey there baldy." The pain of the grip outweighed the insult to his non existent hairline. "Name's Raditz, and this is my brother Kakarot." He chuckled seeing the obvious pain on the earthling's face. "You got at least some balls even though they required a woman to make you show them."

Wincing a bit, "Hey, i've never met an alien before." he tried to joke as Raditz burst out laughing.

"Good thing we came here with peaceful intentions then cue ball. Otherwise this would be a different meeting." Raditz grinned wickedly much to the horror of a few of the humans in attendance. "Come on you weaklings get over here, I don't have all day."

Sighing, Chi-Chi gathered up her own courage and walked past the rest. Yamcha unable to tell his wife to hang on as she came out front as Kakarot joined his brother. "Name's Chi-Chi. You said the two of you were brothers?" She asked to which both saiyans nodded.

"That we are…" Raditz giving her an approving once over as Kakarot licked the inside of his teeth.

"Chi-Chi huh. That's a perfect name for a woman like you." Kakarot held out his palm to her flat. A long black haired female with some fighting power and she didn't reek of fear like the bald human next to her? Oh he was already interested. She wasn't the most developed woman he'd ever seen but she looked like a proper saiyan. His tail loosened from behind his back and swished slowly.

"Well, i'm surprised you have manners." She said expecting a handshake like Krillin with Kakarot but he sayian cupped her fingers and dipped his lips to kiss the top of her hand. Oh my. She thought with a hint of a blush as the saiyan smiled at her. He was fairly handsome for an alien.

"For a woman like you, certainly, though I'd like to show a little more than my mann-"

"I'm Chi-Chi's husband, Yamcha." Another human came and interrupted Kakarot earning a snort from the saiyan. Chi-Chi sighed, "Yes you are my husband Yamcha, please just let me have a little flattery."

She never got that antsy when Yamcha's fans got a little over excited, besides what was he expecting her to do just fall for this alien right here and there? Please she had more will than that, she was a married woman after all.

"Is he your mate?" Kakarot said coking his head, unfamiliar with the new term. He ignored Yamcha and looked at the woman called Chi-Chi.

"Well I married him, so if you call a wife a mate I guess." Chi-Chi said trying to find some sort of common ground with this alien species.

"Where is your mark then?" His eyes scanning around her neckline for the tell tale signs of bite marks until Raditz elbowed him. "Damit Kakarot put your fucking cock down for a minute. This is business!"

Chi-Chi scoffed at the crass language and Yamcha gave the saiyan ogling his wife a hard glare.

"Well, let's get this show on the fuckin road, where's this Bulma at? I'm assuming she sent you since you knew we were saiyans." Raditz said trying to edge out his brother from the conversation and getting side tracked. They were here on a mission first, and pissing off Vegeta was one of the top three things he didn't want to do while working. With cutting off his tail and pissing off Frieza being the other two contending thoughts that he wanted nothing to do with.

"Uh Yeah, that's me." Bulma said approaching the small group ignoring Kakarot who was glaring at Yamcha with an intensity to set him on fire as he put his arm around Chi-Chi who just rolled her eyes. "I'm guessing you are the two Vegeta-"

"Prince Vegeta," Raditz interrupted her. "I'd recommend calling him by that title, unless you're sleeping with the prince i'd refrain from speaking without his deserved title of our race." He chuckled, "Many people don't live long for even slight insults to our prince."

Sheesh Ego! Bulma thought in her head, "Well then Prince Vegeta sent you?"

"Indeed, Kakarot the case." He barked at his brother who held up a silver gray box that resembled a briefcase.

"A compound of elastic material, the latest in nano tech software, a universal scouter, and credits in excess of two hundred thousand." Raditz pointing to each one. A small silver vial, a small piece of electronic equipment no bigger than a pinky, a standard scouter, and a large plastic chip. "Now tell me what exactly do you have to offer? Or are you looking to hire a couple saiyans for some business?"

The saiyans were brought onboard the capsule corp ship. The driving be relegated to Tien and Chaotzu as Bulma needed to have more of a business style meeting with the saiyans who weren't the least bit impressed with the display of their technology. Their space technology were laughable, they barely had the ability to break lightspeed when they could do at least fifty times that speed with their pods.

The display of strength on the scouters had also left Raditz with a particular bad taste in his mouth, though he didn't share that this planet called Earth had no real fighters either. So no chance of rounding up some support for his Prince. These so called 'fighters' were about as useful to him as an itch on his ass was.

However, Bulma had a knack for impressing people and in doing so she showed Raditz her family's most notable creation. Capsulation technology, the science of compression on demand… That had his attention. Kakarot wasn't fixated upon that, he was just wanting to fight something.

"So what kind of training do you earth dwellers do?" Kakarot asked looking to the beta male, the one called Yamcha. Flexing his large arm purposely to the greater size difference for a true warrior.

"We have been all taught by Master Roshi, he's helped us develop our fighting power and become as strong as we are now. Then we had Master Korin and then Kami the guardian of Earth."

Kakarot looked to the old hermit and gave a snarl watching him flinch. "Doesn't look like much, but I guess when you have a planet that is less than ten times our own world's gravity I shouldn't be surprised."

"Ten times gravity?" Krillin asked as Kakarot smirked and nodded.

"Yeah, Planet Vegeta was ten times bigger than this small water ball and much harsher. It is why we saiyans became the great fighters that we are today." Kakarot held up one finger. "That isn't even including our power to transform into true beasts and do what we do best."

"Which is what?" Chi-Chi asked.

"We're planet purgers. Exterminators, Assassins, and all around damn good shock troops." Kakarot admitted proudly, to the shock and disgust of the humans.

"You guys are basically murders then?" Yamcha said a bit disgusted.

"We do what were good at, if we didn't someone else would and besides we at least leave the planet intact and we don't torture people unlike our lord's elites who take time savoring the goal of exterminatus for world's that lose his favor." He unclipped his chest armor and set it beside him and to the mortification of those inside able to view it revealed a chest covered in scars. "I didn't get these from fighting either. All of them are from our loving Emperor Frieza and his minions who don't like us saiyans that much."

"Pfft, you act like you have a lot, Vegeta has dozens more than you." Raditz chuckled to the horror of those onboard.

"Well that's why Vegeta's growth is stunted, you can only have the bone and meat from your muscles begin to fall off there will be consequences."

"He just likes too…" The saiyans broke into conversation that was foreign to those inside. "This is insane, I really can't believe you were excited for all of this." Chi-Chi said to Yamcha with a look of irritation. "I mean really, these guys are like Piccolo except for sale!"

"I didn't know babe. I just thought they were fighters, I didn't realize the whole terror thing about them. It's not that big of a deal anyway, they'll be leaving in a week and they will be staying at Capsule Corp. so we won't even have to deal with them." Yamcha took her hand gently squeezing it. "I just thought a little change of pace would be good for us, a little of something new you know?"

She sighed, "I guess, but I'd really like to start a family you know. I want to have some kids, I want to become a mother and have something truly my own." She looked to her husband who smiled.

"I know Chi-Chi, we'll keep trying. I promise you'll be a mom in no time." He gave her a soft kiss on the cheek and wrapped an arm around her shoulder.

Chi-Chi didn't press it further, she looked back to the saiyans, Raditz was currently showing them back off from their box but she caught Kakarot's head while turned towards the conversation between the rest there was one eye looking directly at her. It was a look she had not seen before.

It was as if she was the only thing he was looking at, that single coal black eye unblinking as it stared at her she could feel herself almost getting lost in it.

Then she committed the smallest sin she had as a wife, she blushed. I mean really though he was an decent looking man, and when was the last time her husband hand ever looked at her like that. When she was the only thing in the world?

Even during sex he never held her like she was his world or hell even challenged her.

I wonder what it would be like to have a man like that? Oh but who am I kidding I'd never do anything like that. He's clearly just an overbearing brute, I doubt he'd really know how to handle a woman.

But she let herself think for a minute how it would be, to be so utterly dominated by a man like that. To have someone just hold her down and give her everything she needed. But that was just a pointless fantasy, Yamcha was a good man. Not perfect, he had his flaws but he had a bit more charm than just some muscle headed alien.

[***]

The evening progressed with a little less decorum than was expected as the buffet that was set out for everyone to enjoy was met with a pair of ravenous saiyans who demonstrated that they clearly had black holes in their stomachs with the sheer amount of food they were putting away.

Kakarot slurped up an entire bowl. "Man this is delicious!" His fork grabbing an entire pork chop and brought it to his mouth.

"Way better… than… the crap… we get!" Raditz said in between bites.

"Oh my! You two boys are certainly hungry!" Bunny Briefs smiled at the two strange handsome men who offered her their honest thanks and praise. She set about cleaning the table with her servo-bots and hummed happily while Dr. Briefs and Bulma looked over the new tech with rapt interest.

"How about a toast brother?" Kakarot asked with a grin to which Raditz nodded. "That's a damn good idea!" He exclaimed to which Bunny was all too happy to show off her fine liquor to these gentleman.

"Alright gather round humans."

Chi-Chi looked to Yamcha, "Really?" Unfortunately her husband was never one to down some good drinks. Though Chi-Chi might enjoy some wine she was never a heavy drinker. Drinking caused bad things in relationships, and if she ever wanted to get pregnant she couldn't be affecting any chance at a newborn's health because of her actions.

"Just a few drinks Chi-Chi, it'll be fine." He assured her seeing that they were just going to be doing some shots. Though Tien and Chaotzu seemed just as hesitant as his wife he figured it was just nerves. Plus he could drink anyone under the table, it was one battle he never lost.

Pouring and entire round for everyone save the Dr. Briefs and Bulma. "To the start of good business!" Raditz chimed and everyone clinked together and knocked them back.

Chi-Chi, Chaotzu, and Krillin all coughed from the potency. Roshi, Yamcha, and Tien didn't seem too affected.

"Another good round!" Kakarot cheered and once again poured another set of drinks and everyone took another full shot. Noting the few that kept their faces stalwart it amused him, though it wasn't the most potent of drinks he'd ever hand he could feel a dull burn in his throat.

Pouring a final round Kakarot tipped the bottle to his brother who finished it off. For the Z-fighters the scientists had their business, now it just left entertaining these alien warriors. Something that didn't seem too hard, except they only wanted to do one thing.

The rest of the group watched as the saiyans wiped their mouths clean before cracking their backs. "Alright, now that the rounds are over let's see how you earthlings fight. Perhaps there's a little hope for your planet if you at least show some potential or backbone and second do you have any more good alcohol on this world? If we're going to be subject to anything comparable to your fighting power we'll need some more drinks!" Raditz laughed as he got up from the table.

"Seriously you guys eat that much food and want to drink and fight?" Krillin asked with a slightly stunned look. He couldn't imagine doing what he had just witnessed, except Kakarot was eager to inform him of what they really wanted.

"You don't know a saiyan Baldy, we love three things, one is fighting, the second is eating and drinking, and the third is some good proper fuc-"

"Okay i'm going to take a drink and just be excused for a bit, way too much of," Coughing Chi-Chi just took another shot. "I'm just going to have a moment alone."

"Alright babe! Stay beautiful!" Yamcha called to her to which she rolled her eyes.

Raditz chuckled and directed the Z-fighters outside. He wanted to actually see some damn fight or spirit in these earthlings, except his brother's hand grabbed his shoulder.

"Give me… hmm a few minutes." Kakarot's head following the path of the female Chi-Chi to his brother, who stared at him curiously. "What?"

"We're still on business Kakarot…. But don't go and fuck this up, this isn't a social call." Who was he to tell his brother no? What was the worse that happened? They were stronger than the earthlings and they'd take what tech they wanted anyway if they had to fight for it.

Licking his lips Kakarot slipped away quietly letting his nose slowly guide him inside the large building of capsule corp. His nose was picking up the scent of the black haired female, though her rich smell was peppered by that annoyingly weak human male that she called a husband. What the fuck was a husband anyway?

Chi-Chi was on the other side of the compound finding an open balcony where she could just be away from all the fighters and testosterone though she had been unknowingly followed by one all ramped up by it. "What is up with all the men on this world?" She sighed talking aloud to herself, the alcohol was making things just a bit buzzed for her.

This whole thing was a bit crazy, but hopefully the saiyans were going to be gone soon and that would return things back to normal. This world didn't need anymore powerful warriors with ego problems like Kakarot and Raditz. They acted like two brothers who never grew up, the bickering, the all around juvenile problems.

"I suppose their only redeeming quality is that they aren't terribly bad on the eyes and they have some interest in me!" She said roughly growled out loud to herself as the door to the Balcony quietly opened up as she just looked over the railing. "When's the last time anyone ever gave me that kind of attention?"

She didn't feel the presence behind her but he was there listening and eager to hear just what she had to say. "Sheesh, you'd figure Yamcha would've grown up girl. But no he's still a teenager. The running off with young girls. The late nights, the tolerable sex…" She grumbled planting both hands on the railing as she humped. "I mean he'd rather spend a night fighting with aliens and bringing me along instead of us just being together and having our own time together."

Hand's moved just beyond her sides that she didn't see as a tail slipped outwards and swayed behind her.

"I mean he said that was a one time thing, but how many times has he promised to be home on time. I mean he's sweet and all, but really doesn't he love me? Don't I matter? Doesn't he want me?"

"He might not, but I do."

Chi-Chi jumped at the voice behind her as she whirled about to see the saiyan Kakarot a grin on his face as his hands settled just on the other side of hers on the balcony. "You! Kami don't scare me!" She said her heart pounding in her chest.

"It's not my fault you didn't realize I was here."

Chi-Chi's eyes widened in horror. "You didn't hear everything I just said did you?"

He bit his bottom lip as he tilted his head upwards a devilish smirk on his lips. "Oh I heard more than enough…"

Chi-Chi felt Kakarot's tail slide up her leg slowly stroking the back of her ankle. "Stop. I'm married!" She said planting both of her hands into Kakarot's breastplate but barely even made him flinch.

"So?"

"So!?" Chi-Chi yelled, "So it means absolutely not," She held up her hand showing him her ring. "I am M-A-R-R-I-E-D!" Enunciating each syllable slowly so that she might more emphasize her point. "I'm not some hoochy or skank."

"Human terms, and this," looking to her ring. "This is an object, where is your mating mark? Where is the part of you that is claimed by that weak little man?" His eyes looking again to her neck where he found nothing. "How can you claim to be his and bear no mark?"

"Look, back off buddy before I personally drive your balls into your brain!" She growled in warning, though her warning only made an already eager saiyan more determined. Chi-Chi had a spirit that was spot on his favorite, her actions were only driving this saiyans cause even further.

"You shouldn't flirt like that, I might not believe you are whatever you said you were?" He purred his one hand moving to grab her hip. "Why would you even want a weak little male like that? The fool is pathetic."

She snorted and pushed his hand off of her. "He is not pathetic, he is a good man he just has some flaws and I still love him. No one is perfect, and he's certainly better than you."

"I doubt that." He chuckled but Chi-Chi was growing tired of this little game and shoved, hard. Kakarot staggered backwards catching him by surprise.

"Get the friggin hint buddy I don't want you or anyone else. Now just beat it!" Snapping her finger towards the door all but demanding that he leave her in peace.

Kakarot snorted but drew away from her. "Despite everything I see and hear you simply don't know what you want." She moved to leave and Kakarot made no effort to stop her as she stormed towards the door. "I want you female, I want you badly, I want to drive your body to the ground and hold onto it and fuck you until you are screaming my name raw. You are the single most desirable woman i've ever met."

She snapped back around and drew her hand back, Kakarot made no movement as she smacked him across the face. "Go fuck yourself!" She hissed her eyes twitching.

"You claim to be with that man and yet you are unhappy, you pretend that you are happy. You act as if you two are proper mates but you are nothing like that." She smacked him again, he felt the sting but ignored it. "I smelled it, I saw it, and now I know it."

"Shut up you bastard!" She shouted and swung but Kakaot's hand moved and caught her fist. "You are nothing but some alien freak, I don't give a damn about your opinion. You can take your ass right to hell along with all of those like you!"

"I see it in your eyes," He said his voice growing softer. "Chi-Chi,"

Wrenching her hands free she looked back at the saiyan whose eyes took a look of concern and almost pity. "You are a criminally beautiful woman, you resemble and act like my races females. I can't stop myself from pursuing you."

"Yeah right, you can try the smooth talk all you want. I've heard it all before, I know the game. If one angle doesn't work, try another one. But sorry Chi-Chi Mao doesn't bend for anyone." She was being completely defiant her eyes challenging the saiyans with her own.

"Then tell me, why do you sigh, why do you not show your mate affection? Why is it everytime you and he converse you are upset? Am I imagining it or not?" Kakarot pressed gesturing with his one hand.

"We're married, this is a normal human thing. You wouldn't understand."

He shook his head, "That is a lie, I can smell it."

"Oh yeah?" She said mockingly, raising up one hand and giving him a middle finger. "What does this smell like?"

"Denial. You don't believe what i'm saying because you want to convince yourself that you're right, that he is a good mate but when you truly don't believe so. You lie to yourself to act as if everything is right." His tone growing softer almost like he was a doctor talking to a patient, as to calm them of their fears and angers about the news he was bearing to them.

"You've known us for all of half a friggin day! You have no idea what type of relationship I have with my husband." She growled at him her hands balling into fists, she considered hitting him, but stopped herself this time. He had moved before she had even realized it the first time.

"You don't like him, you feel as if he might not be right for you. It's why you are sad when nearby him, why you talk about him when you feel no one is around, and it is why you are standing hers listening to me now."

"Hmph, Fine then!" She whirled about and grabbed the handle to the door intent on slamming it behind her as hard as she could.

"You want a mate and children do you not? So why doesn't he?"

She shot her head back to glare at him, "He does, he loves me and me and him have tried having children it just takes time."

He sniffed the air, "how many years have you been with your mate?"

"Over two years."

"Then why haven't you had children?" He pressed further walking up to her. "Doesn't he spend every moment with you? Doing everything to please you? A true mate would satisfy your every desire."

"Like you would understand or even care." Chi-Chi spat at him. "Yamcha and I are good together, we have issues sure but that doesn't mean he's-"

"So good that he goes off to play with younger girls? That he doesn't give you the proper attention you deserve? That he says one thing and does another…" He moved one hand slowly to her hand. "You wouldn't have said those things aloud were it not that you didn't believe them. That you did not mean them?"

"Shut up, you can't-"

His other hand wrapped around her back cutting her off. "I would make you mine every single night, I would hold you and fight tooth and nail to keep you. I wouldn't stop until your belly was swollen with the child of your desires. There would be nothing second to you." His other hand slowly wrapped around her fingers. "I would be honored to have a woman like you."

She looked away from him, she didn't like hearing some of her own truth thrown back at her. That she had so openly said such painfully true things about her marriage. But even if it was right, what this saiyan probably wanted wasn't anymore right. "It doesn't't matter. I'm still married and I won't forsake my vows, so thanks but no thanks."

"You say that, but your words don't hold that fire or spirit." He said his face coming down towards hers but she looked away. "Look at me,"

"No."

"Chi-Chi," He said her name again and it stung her heart. He moved his one hand from her fingers to her cheek. Though his skin was rough and coarse he brushed her hair from her face. "Look me in the eyes and tell me what you see?"

She really shouldn't, but what was looking into this saiyans eyes going to do? So she commited her second sin that day… she looked into the eyes of a man who had something she longed to have again. Eyes. Eyes only for her, she couldn't see anything but her own face. There was something inside of her heart that began to beat faster, her pulse could be felt. Her throat became dry, and her palms sweaty. He looked at her like he only wanted her. That she was his only world.

"No…" She whispered as Kakarot leaned his face closer. "No." She said again but his lips pressed against her own. His tail coiled around her waist, his hand ran through her hair and curled against the back of her neck as his lips pushed against her softer ones.

Her mouth opened in a gasp and found it occupied his tongue that swept inside, twirling and coaxing with her own. The taste of another man in her mouth, on her lips. The way his hold was all around her, like he wanted everything about her. That he needed everything that she was as a woman.

His lips continued and her hands grasped at the back of his armor, trying to push or pull away she couldn't tell. He covered her mouth as his warm breath from his nose pressed against her mouth.

It was so intense, feral, and filled with desire that she almost let it continue.

Chi-Chi's sober mind kicked in and she ducked and snapped herself away from Kakarot. "No, No that was a mistake." She said a hand coming to her mouth. She could still taste Kakarot on her lips and she could still feel it even now.

She had to get away from this, she wasn't going to do something she would regret. So she turned and ran. She ran back to her friends and her husband. That was a simple lapse in judgement. He had kissed her, she hadn't kissed him. It was probably her drinking and his sly tongue… No! She shook her head, it was just some meaningless pointless kiss.

Nothing would happen, nothing was going to happen! She was a loving and happy wife!

Kakarot remained where he was a dark grin forming over his lips…. Oh his prey was playing hard to get. "Perfect…" He purred his tail swaying in front of him. "This won't be the last time I see you, my little Chi-Chi… my tasty little Milk." He chuckled before slowly making his way back towards the gathering where he could still hear the rapid heartbeat of Chi-Chi and the smell of some new sweet aroma that came from human female.

Kakarot had only sampled the fruits of her body and he could only want more, and More he would HAVE!

A/N: Oh yes my readers, oh yes indeed.(NSFW/SMUT/LEMON to come)

R&R

Kerghan