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Chapter 1

"Uzumaki Naruto! I, the sixth Hokage hereby grant you a rank Jounin of Konoha!"

Naruto's face lit up as he walked into the classroom.

"Yatta!" He punched his not-blown-off arm in the air.

"Is what I'd like to tell you"

"Nani?"

"But there is something you must complete before that"

Naruto's expression was determined.

"You need to completely master the educational material for the academy and what you are expected to learn to be rank Jounin." The gray-haired Hokage continued.

"Here are the educational materials you'll be needing," Iruka sensei said placing boxes of notebooks and textbooks on the table.

"This classroom is small so you are free to use it for studying" Iruka offered.

Naruto nodded.

"There will be a test whenever you think you are ready," Kakashi said.

"Iruka sensei…..!" Naruto whined.

"Can you tutor me? I swear I'll pay attention!"

Iruka shook his head. "I have teaching duties"

Naruto turned to Kakashi.

"I have Hokage duties"

Kakashi panicked. He certainly wouldn't want to be stuck explaining to that dumbass. To Kakashi's luck, Shikamaru walked into the room.

"I'm sure Shikamaru would love to tutor you Naruto!"

Kakashi ran out of the door. Shikamaru was smart enough to know not to get involved.

"Listen Naruto I would love to tutor you but I've got really important things to do" He was also smart enough to know Naruto was too dumb to learn the material.

Maybe ino-pig can tutor him. Shikamaru thought.

No Naruto wouldn't come out alive. How about Sakura?

"Naruto. How about you ask Sakura" Shikamaru suggested.

"Good idea!"

The next day Sakura agreed to tutor Naruto. She stood at the small chalkboard.

"Ok Naruto! What do you wanna start with? Math or science?"

"Why would I need either?"

"Just pick one!" Sakura barked.

"Iny Miney miny mo, catch a tiger by the toe. Science!"

Sakura was already irritated.

"I can teach you about the human body well" she bragged.

"Great!" Naruto was excited.

"So, the parts of the cell" Sakura started looking at the textbook for reference.

Naruto raised his hand.

"What?!" Sakura's eyebrow was twitching with annoyance.

"Why would I need to know this to become Hokage?"

Sakura snapped.

"Just shut up and listen!"

"So," Sakura continued.

Naruto wasn't paying attention any of the time. He was definitely trying his hardest, but it was too difficult.

"That thing looks like uncooked ramen" Naruto mentioned.

"The endoplasmic reticulum?"

"Ya! and that thing looks like an egg see-"

The chalk in Sakura's hand snapped.

"That's the nucleus" she muttered through clenched teeth.

"See I'm learning!"

Bam!

Naruto's head crashed through the desk.

Sakura had slammed Naruto's skull onto the desk leaving a dent.

Ten minutes later, Naruto's good hand was holding an ice pack to his head.

By the end of that day, Sakura had totally given up.

"I'm sorry Naruto, but you really are impossible to teach" That hurt Naruto more than it showed.

Sakura knew she had to do something. The Hokage's office, Sakura was standing in front of the Hokage's desk.

"Can you send someone to teach Uzumaki Naruto? Please I want him to do well, but he really is impossible"

Kakashi nodded understandingly.

"I get your concern for him I will try my best as Hokage and his sensei"

Kakashi spent the whole night thinking about who would teach Naruto the best and who would be willing to do it.

He thought about almost every Rank Jounin in Konoha.

The next day, Hyuuga Hinata was called to the Hokage tower.

"Hinata-Chan, I will assign you a mission, it is extremely difficult and has already been failed once" Hinata's eyes widened.

Maybe they died.

"What makes you think I'm the one who can do it?" Hinata asked.

"You are the only one who probably will be willing to do it. You must do this for the sake of Konoha"
"Consider this more difficult than a rank-S mission. Even I, The sixth Hokage can't complete it"

No way, I don't want to die. But I'll do it for the sake of the village!

"What is the task Hokage-Sama?" Hinata was shaking with fear.

Kakashi's plan worked he had gotten Hinata so ready for death, she will have no choice but to complete this mission.

"Tutor Uzumaki Naruto through all the material to become Jounin"

"Nani?"

This is definitely not what Hinata had been expecting.

"I-I can't do that! I can barely talk to him, let alone teach him!"

Hinata was freaking out.

"Well, I guess Naruto will never be Hokage then. Sakura has tried and failed and even Shikamaru escaped the task. I'm almost positive nobody else can teach him"

"But what makes you think I can teach him?"

"You are the most patient, you are kind, you're smart, and you like him so I'm guessing you aren't gonna kill him like Sakura almost did"

"Ok I'll do it," she said shyly.
I guess everybody does know I like him except Naruto...

"You'll start tomorrow"

2b continued