Chapter four- The third date and and a tie!?

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Nora sighed while looking at the Scroll, which has been inactive for two days, much to the surprise of Remnant, but not for her.

That was when the Scroll screen turned back on to reveal...Omni and Cynthia playing tag with Ren, as the girls were busy sleeping or just counting the tiles of the now dusty location.

"You're it Ren!" Omni smiled.

"Are we almost...done?" he panted.

"Yes." He said before cleaning the studio. "Hello Remnant! Welcome back to RCDS! I'm your host, OMNI!" He waved. "Sorry about the wait, it may be a day here but it's been a year since the votes came in and well...it was boring."

And cue Remnant facepalming all at once.

"Anyway, today we have a special event!" He said while pointing to Cynthia, who had a squid in her hands. "Since we only have a vote each for three dates, Ren! You get to do the Squid Breaker challenge!"

"Um what?" Ren said.

Omni pointed to the board to reveal that it was dusty, covered in cobwebs, and that only one vote EACH popped up next two Hong Meiling, Astolfo, and Wonder Woman. "This is what happens when the votes either don't care or just forget the game show exists, which is why today with the squid on your face, you get to choose your date!"

"Uh...you mean like a blindfold? Can't I just get a regular one?"

"No. Cynthia ate the last one, plus I'm bored." he deadpanned. "So Cynthia, give him the squid!"

Pyrrha watched on while seeing the squid latch onto Ren like a hungry monster. "This is...odd."

"...kinky." muttered Nora.

Ren felt his eyes getting sucked out while the three dates walked towards the stage.

"This is funny." Astolfo chucked.

'Reminds me of Aquaman.'

"Zzzzz." Meiling snored while Ren tried to stand up.

"Cynthia." Omni smiled. "Spin the Ren!"

"Ok!" she grabbed his arm and started to pull on it and ran around him.

"AHHHHH!" he screamed while looking like a tiny tornado as he was let go and spun around as he crashed-

BAM!

Right into Wonder Woman.

"We got a winner!" Omni cried out. "The Wonder Bread of supers is your date! Congratulations!"

The audience cheered while the squid crawled away as Ren felt like puking.

"That looked…painful." Ruby sweatdropped.

"And funny." Yang laughed.

Wonder Woman picked him up. "This is a one time thing, if you do anything to blemish my honor, you will be defeated by me in single combat."

Omni whispered to Ren. "It's true, amazons are deadly, heck they even castrate guys."

"Only in extreme times." corrected Diana.

Ren paled. "N-Noted."

Omni summoned the Wheel of Tropes and pushed Ren to it. "Now spin the WHEEL OF TROPES!"

"Does it still work?"

"Yes."

And cue the wheel falling over.

"...don't make fun of me." He huffed.

"Can I?" asked Yang.

Omni glared from the screen. "Do that and I'll do something evil."

"Like what? Putting you in the wash?"

He frowned while glaring at her as Ren spun the wheel. 'Oh I'll have my revenge for that one!'

Click.

Click...click...click.

"Please let it be a strip show!" Coco said while looking hopeful as the wheel slowed down.

"Congratulations!" Omni cried out. "It's The always popular hillside picnic!"

"FUCK!" She yelled while Velvet covered her ears from the yell.

"A picnic sounds nice." remarked Diana.

Omni snapped his fingers as the stage became a giant hill full of wildflowers as a giant picnic basket and blanket appeared on the grass. "Have fun~"

Both blinked while hearing song birds all over the place.

Ren coughed. "So...ready for our date?"

"Yes, I've been preparing myself ever since I arrived." She said while taking a seat while Ren sat down as well and opened the basket.

To reveal a giant sausage about the size of his body.

"..."

"That's one big sausage." Roman said while Neo quietly laughed to herself.

Ren and Diana looked at it with wide eyes while Ren looked in the basket.

"I'll get some knives and trim this down."

She sighed before pulling a sword from her bracelets. "Try this."

"...what the?"

"Magic blade made my Hephaestus, it can split an atom in half."

"You sure we can use it?"

"Yes."

"No!" yelled Weiss in horror. "That's suicide!"

"Eh?" Ruby blinked. "Why?"

"Splitting an atom will cause an explosion similar to a billion fire dust!"

"Oh no!"

Ren took the blade and sliced the sausage.

BOOOOOM!

And caused it to explode in his face.

"...cough." He got out before fainting from the pain.

(A bit later)

"Ow...that hurt." Ren groaned while feeling his face burning still.

Wonder Woman sighed while not affected by the explosion, or the fact the entire area was covered in radioactive materials that was being cleaned up by Cynthia. "My apologies, I forgot you were not immortal or gifted with invulnerability."

He groaned while his team was in a panic.

"I NEED TO SAVE RENNY!" cried out Nora running around in a panic.

"Calm down!" Jaune yelled. "This won't help him!"

"SHUT UP!"

Ren groaned while Omni walked by.

"Sorry my happy viewers, but due to an explosion and the fact that Ren got radiation poisoning, we have to cut this date short and let him heal. But first, let us see if Diana will be part of the harem!" Omni smiled while pointing to the heart shaped counter as he caused Ren and Bastet to regain their original clothing. "Let's get the compatibility board."

It slowly moved until it became 0.3%.

"...well that's what happens when you nearly kill your date. Sorry Diana, but you're going home."

"I can understand that." She sighed. "But I wish we had more time."

"Well that is understandable." he said while sending her back home as another portal appeared. "Ok, let us see the next girl, and Yang, don't smash your screen."

Yang blinked before seeing a person walking out.

To reveal a ten thousand pound version of Yang, with a black loincloth, nothing covering her P cup breasts, a giant ass and had black hair that was in a tight bun.

"Meet the Sumo of Kyoto, Yang Xiao Long Branwen of Dimension 45-SO. This girl here is the best sumo and well, is in need of a feeder." he smirked as Yang saw red. "Also, she loves guys with pink hair~" 'REVENGE!'

Team RWB gulped while Yang looked ready to kill this bastard.

"You….son of a….BITCH!" She roared.

The other Yang looked at Ren and bowed to him. "Arigato, Ren-chan."

"Uh….arigato."

She smiled before hugging him between her breasts and stomach, making him blush and Yang...pissed off.

"I will KILL HIM!" She roared while activating her semblance.

Omni smiled. "Anyway three down and many more to go! So who will be next? Lilithmon? Gogo? Arrietty? Cardina? Sumo Yang? An Ren? Giant fairy Neo? Fallen Archangel Coco? Zap? Hong Meiling? Elizabeth Báthory? Or Astolfo? Leave your votes in the reviews and we will be back soon!"

The screen flashed to show Ren in a green bunny girl outfit while giving Jaune, who was naked, a lap dance.

"Holy shit!"

"Jaune." Nora glared at Jaune. "Did you do that to my Renny?!"

"What no!"

"..." she pulled out her hammer. "Just to be sure!"

He gulped while the 'To be continued' logo appeared on the screen. 'Mommy.'