Don't Shake Hands with a Triangle

Summary: All actions have their consequences and Aang who chose not to end the Fire Lords life had no idea that it would let a floating triangle with a top hat into the universe. Meet Dill Cipher, Bill Cipher more gentlemanly counterpart.

I do not own Avatar the Laster Airbender and Gravity Falls.

Enjoy!

Aang let go of the head of the Firelord head.

He hadn't killed the man but he had done something that made the man want to be killed.

He had took away his bending.

The man was now completely harmless and he could never hurt anybody ever again.

However, Aang should have remembered that all actions have consequences especially when it concerns the world.

The moment he chose a different way to deal with Fire Lord Ozai, a rift in reality had opened, big enough for anything floating by to see it and enter.

And it just so happened that a floating green triangle with a top hat was just passing by.

Dill Cipher the alternate version of Bill Cypher, was just passing through realities looking to try his luck, not many Cipher's have managed to wiggle themselves into a reality, because not each world had something supernatural about it.

However, tears in a reality were rear to find but not impossible.

So, imagine how surprised Dill was the rift that had opened in front of him.

Did he dare?

Then he sensed another Cipher coming his way so he jumped right through and the tear closed straight behind him, he was laughing madly as he entered only to come face to face with a women's face.

However, that women did not have a human body.

The thing that came face to face with him was none other than Koh, the oldest known spirit and the same spirit who had the nasty habit of stealing other people's faces.

Dill know immediately that this was the spiritual world of this reality.

However, Dill was a gentleman.

"Excuse me, sir. Which way is the mortal realm?" Dill said.

Koh blinked in surprise before saying. "What's the rush? Stay for a bit. I don't really have a lot of victors."

"Thanks for the offer but I just need directions" Dill said and Koh was soon annoyed when he realised the triangle did not really have a face.

There was no mouth for the Dill to speak out of or a nose to breath, he just had one eye that squashed and stretched.

That wasn't a face.

"Fine. I'll have somebody show you" Koh said, "But only because I sense a lot of power in you"

"Oh, stop it. Your making me blush" Dill said, his yellow surface want pink and Koh found to his annoyance that his power did not work.

Soon a faceless monkey showed Dill the way to the Human world.

"Thank you" Dill said, waving, not at all creeped out by the faceless monkey.

Dill also did not care about the old man who was sensing a very dark evil in him and would most likely warn the current living Avatar of his arrival.

The first thing Dill did when he got to the world of the living was take a big breath of fresh air.

"This world is lovely. I can smell the chaos in the air and it wasn't that long ago" Dill said, before saying "And this world is filled with so much blood and death here. I think I'm going to like it here."

He then disappeared and began to search all over the world.

He was looking for a suitable person to make a deal with.

So many splendid people to choose from.

He especially liked this person called Ozai.

A former 'Firelord', the man had caused so much death and destruction that he had no regard for his own family in his madness.

Dill almost fell in love with the man's cruel heart.

He could easily restore Ozai bending however granting his wish would be no fun.

Dill could already see how it would play out.

With Ozai bending back, he would bust out of jail, kill his way back to the top and then have a duel with his son for the throne or the man would escape and then build any army many years later.

Watching an evil soul do evil thing's was boring.

Watching a good soul sub come to evil, now that was far more interesting.

So, it took some time to search the earth until he found what could be the perfect soul to create some serious chaos.

#In Some Bar in Earth Country#

"I'm telling you one day I'm going to be the leader of my own village and it's going to be crazy powerful" 26-year-old, Kaaza said, he was a water bender who had been scared of showing because of Fire Nation.

But now he was free to show off.

"Kaaza. How long have you been saying that?' Said a drunken person at the bar. "Your 26 and your still dirt poor. You don't even have the looks to marry into a wealthy family. Look around you. This is Earth Country. Do you think we really need Water benders here? Perhaps you can maintain the lake or something"

His statement got several laugh's around the bar.

"You may laugh, but at least, I can dream big" Kaaza said, he did not dare to insult anyone here, he know that some of the people in the bar were powerful and Earth beats water every time.

He paid for his drink and walked out.

However, when he got out of the bar and onto the streets, he got the feeling that he was being followed.

He walked faster, the person did not speed up but still managed to find where he is, mysteriously.

Eventually he made a turn towards the nearby river and eventually that person appeared as well.

Not many people chose to go near rivers since there were so many earth benders here, so it was just the open space really..

Suddenly he turned stopped and sharply turned around, water leapt out at the person, soaking them wet.

To his surprise, he saw an incredibly good-looking man in clothes that did not belong here at all.

This word did not have top hats or three-piece suits and it certain did not have black walking stick that was only for direction.

"How do you, do. Mr Kaaza" Said, the stranger as Kaaza stared at him.

How did he know his name!?

"Shall we sit down?" Said, the stranger.

Kaaza eyes soon widen when they want from near the river to inside of a very nice house.

"How did you-" He said.

"All will be explained" Said, the stranger. "But would you like some tea?"

Kaaza nodded slowly and his eyes almost popped out of its head, when a sexy beauty walked into the room without almost nothing on, carrying tea.

"Your job is done. You may can leave now" Said, the stranger.

"Yes, Master Cipher" Said, the unknown sexy women that Kaaza was staring at, he loved the 'view' that was only possible with her bending over.

Then then woman walked out of the room.

"Isn't she lovely? You can have women like her as well, if you wanted" the Unknown stranger said, having obviously caught him 'admiring' her.

He blushed.

"Why don't we get down to business, Mr Kaaza? My name is Dill Cipher, nice to meet" Dill Cypher said. "I am somebody who has the power to make all your dreams come true. I didn't mean to be rude but I couldn't help but hear your ambitious words at the bar and I like it"

And Kaaaa thought the man's speech was word, what country was he from?

"Really?" He said, shaking his thoughts away before wondering if he could take some tea, Dill gave the okay and took a cup and he loved it instantly.

"You see I'm a magical being that came here through the spirit realm " Dill Cipher said, changing into his true form making the man's eyes widen. "And I make wishes so that I can delight as many people as possible."

He half lied, it's not like the man could tell.

"Mr Kaaza. I would be delighted if you would make a deal with me" Dill said, "I provide the village but in exchange, I just want to supervise it."

"T-That's it?' Kaazar said, wondering if he was hallucinating.

A floating green triangle was talking to him.

"That's it" Dill said, "You want a powerful village? I will give you a powerful village. Imagine being the head of your very own village and having women who look and dress like that, throw themselves at you. Imagine a village were the villagers chant your name. You will be somebody."

'Somebody'.

That word trigger something in him.

H

Kaaza had grown up an orphan, growing up he realised that everybody seemed to have it better then him.

Those in charge of him as a kid, were terrible towards him and told him he would be nothing.

Now, he was 26 and all his chances of being somebody had failed.

It made him realise that those adults were right, he was a nobody.

"Did I also mention that being a Village head give you the full right to get revenge or those who thought you were nobody?" Dill slyly.

"Where do I sign?" Kaaza said.

"Oh, we don't sign. We shake hands, it's much more civilised" Dill said.

"...that's it?" Kaaza said.

"It hasn't failed me, yet" Dill said, stretching out his hand.

Kaaza did so too only to hesitated a bit before taking it.

Dill smiled with his one eye and said. "Pleasure doing business with you, Mr Kaaza"

And then something terrible happened in the world.

An innocent village that had a reasonable amount of people was suddenly flattened to the ground, hundreds died.

However, what was strange was that the bodies seemed to be swept away like they were going under a rug and the place started transforming.

At the same time all over the world, something else was happening, hundreds of people suddenly started to vanish including none other than the new fire lord himself Fire Lord Zeko.

Oh, and Sokka as well.

It was truly chaos as important people in the world started to disappear before everybody eyes.

And they were transported filled to the village that was raised from hundreds of lives.

Kaaza eyes grow wide as they appeared in the Village.

The village was surrounded by large steal like walls and the buildings looked to be a carved by god himself.

It was absolutely beautiful.

And then he saw the people.

Mainly the New fire lord.

Everybody was look at him.

Something in him just cringed.

"What's going on?' Sokka said, he was stunned to see some people he know from the invasion here.

Did they get kidnapped?

And then somebody noticed the flying green triangle with an eye in the middle of the village.

"Hello, gents and ladies. My name is Dill Cipher" Dill said, " And I'll be this villages supervisor from now. Isn't that splendid?"

"What?" Everybody said.

What the hell and why was this green triangle talking!?

"Now, everybody please smile for me" Dill said and suddenly he was about a hundred feet tall and he was as bright as the sun.

Everybody eyes widen in shock.

Then he exploded.

Everybody shielded their eyes from the light.

When the light finally died down, Kaaza was shocked to see everybody had changed the outfits they had on that belonged to their respected countries.

They now wore cool badass black clothes, some people even had their hair styled a different way.

They all blinked and Kaaza felt the urge to run.

However, he was shocked, when they all showed bowed and showed him respect.

"Vlllage Lord, what brings you here?" Zeko said.

And Kaaza stared and stared more, the very famous now Fire Lord, now had a face completely free from his scar and Kaaza could only say. "What the hell?"

"Surprised?" Dill said, making him look at him and like clockwork, Zeko seemed to have forgotten they were there and walked away. "This village was built on top of another village that was occupied but I won't bore you with the small details. You wanted a strong village and I was happy to provide people who will make this village strong."

"YOU KIDNAPPED THE FIRE LORD!" Kaaza said, Dill may be a gentleman but he was insane.

"And what Is he problem?" Dill said, "Every person you see before you, has been carefully picked by me. Who better to help with the Village defences other than the Fire Lord? However, I must warn you that you shouldn't call him 'Fire Lord'. He thinks his name is Qin and that his family is a bunch of Entertainers. I played around with his memories and everybody else's, this way, there would be nobody running for the door"

"Your insane." Kaaza said. "The world will hunt you down"

"No, Mr Kaaza. The world will hunt you down" Dill said, "I'm just a magical being, I gave you exactly what you wanted. It could have been worse. My name could have been Bill Cipher and that is a being you really do not want to meet."

Kaaza took a step back and collapsed.

He finally realised his huge mistake.

"I want to reverse it!" He said.

"If you want to reverse it. Then be prepared to make enough deal with me and you have to prepared to wager much more." Dill said, drinking tea.

And at the mention of another deal, Kaaza promptly shut up.

Dill took his barrier and said joyfully.

"Good luck, Village Lord. You have a meeting soon with the surrounding Villages over trade. After all, to have Village, it must have the need's to survive."

Kaaza wished he could take it all back.

And scene!

I want to see what you think. If I do decide to continue this then Sokka and Zeko will be best friends. Sokka will be a water bender and Zeko with his 'family' will eventually make it to the fire nation where he is invited to an old man's tea shop. Review/fav and follow!