"Hey- uh- Kai?"

Kai, the Ninja of Fire, turned around from polishing his sword to find Jay, Ninja of Lightning, standing nervously behind him.

"Hypothetically, if I were to hypothetically ask your sister out, hypothetically, would you be mad? Hypothetically," Jay added quickly.

"Hypothetically," Kai replied, "I'd rip your lungs out."

Jay's face fell.

"Yeah," he sighed. "I figured as much. Never mind. Forget I said anything."

"Nah, just kidding," Kai said amiably. "I wouldn't rip your lungs out."

Jay's face brightened. "Really? Like, really truly?"

"Yeah, I'd go for your liver instead. Really truly, Jay. Have a good time."