KAZUMA - 2

"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE!?"

I groggily opened my eyes, the room is still mostly dark, and the time is still in the middle of the night.

What I realized immediately is how my head is resting upon Darkness' ample bosoms, and how her left hand and foot wrapped around my body. She just starts to open her eyes as I raised my head toward the source of the scream.

"Megumin? Aqua?" I said groggily.

Standing in front of the door were a very furious looking Megumin and a very tired Aqua, but as Aqua seen us she immediately grinned mischievously.

"Ah, we just left you two for a while and already an accident?"

I looked toward Darkness, which still has her own shirt, albeit already three-quarter opened, almost showing the bouncy goods underneath while I am still bare chested as expected. Everything below the belt is still secured, even if they're hidden under blanket.

"YOU BRUTE TRASH OF A MAN! WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO DARKNESS!" shouted Megumin, but Darkness just exchanged look with me as if nothing is wrong. Oh well, technically something is wrong, but since she confessed.

"Oh, we had accident, that's all." said Darkness in neutral tone toward Megumin and Aqua.

"A... ACCIDENT?" said Megumin in horrified face. "What did this trash has done to you?"

"Oi Aqua, you are an Arch-Priest, can you officiate our marriage?" maybe we'll just need to tell them the truth, and they won't bother with us anymore?

"How dare you to say that Kazuma? Aqua is an Axis Priest while I am devotee of Eris! We'll get our marriage officiated by The Church of Eris!" said Darkness while slapping the upper part of my head.

"But we're caught at the middle, can't we just get blessing from Aqua, so we can continue what we do afterward? We'll go to Eris Church to get proper blessing the next day."

"Alright my love, make sense to..." said Darkness.

"WHAT IS THIS NEW DEVILRY? DARKNESS WHY ARE YOU... YOU..."

"Well, we just decided to not lie about our feelings to each other." I tried to stay cool while saying this to Megumin's angry face.

"Oh, we just declare our love toward each other, that's all, we both are adults, no need to get too excited, just cover your ears." said Darkness in mischievous tone.

Aqua is looking very tired and drowsy, but even she managed to sport a sly grin upon Darkness' declaration while for somewhat reasons, patting Megumin's back with pitiful stare on her eyes.

"Yare yare dawa... it seems that the two become lovebirds when we're not looking at them. Can't be helped, here, let me give you two blessing so..."

Megumin threw something toward us before stomping out of the door. I reflexively catch it and found it to be the set of keys that Darkness lost.

"How did you get...?" I asked Aqua who just shrug her shoulder.

"Megumin woke me up and made me search for the keys. She's apparently concerned about something you know, while you two are enjoying yourselves." said Aqua while looking back toward us. "And as you want me to officiate your marriage, I infer an accident already happened right?"

"Uh, not yet?" said Darkness with a grin upon her face while I unlocked the handcuffs with a click.

"I am really sleepy though, Axis order does not frown on pre-marital fun stuffs as long as both party consented, and so can I go to bed now? You two can enjoy yourselves." said Aqua with a tired smile softly closing the door.

...

"What should we do now?" said Darkness with as sly grin upon her face as she moves herself on top of me.

"Umm, Darkness, I would bet that Aqua is currently crouching in front of the door, peeping through the keyhole."

"~Ahh~... having peeped by a lewd Arch-Priest at our ~first night~" moaned Darkness while she did not even flinch from her attempt to.

"Wait a minute Lalatina, maybe you won't mind if someone is peeping you, but I on the other hand..."

"Shush my love..." said Darkness while pecking my cheek. It only adds the..."

*CRACK* *BLAM*

The door flung open with a crack to reveal Aqua was indeed peeping upon us, and the one who kicked open the door turned to be Megumin.

"Oi if you're jealous, you could just ask to join." I said with a sly smile while Darkness hugged my head seductively.

"Darkness blacker than black and darker than dark..." Megumin started her explosion chant and everyone immediately flew toward her, closing her mouth.

"What are you thinking you are doing?" I said in irritation while closing her mouth as the chuuni Arch-Wizard struggled to get out from our collective grab.

"You made me miss the good part!" whined Aqua while holding Megumin's hand to avoid her forming the magical focus needed for the Explosion.

"What is wrong with you?" said Darkness while literally holding Megumin's feet to stop her from squirming.

"Mmmmmppphhhh! mmmppphh!" mumbled Megumin as she did not stop her squirming before she bite into my hand.

"You bastard!" I said while nursing the painful bite mark upon my hand, it was deep and blood already coming out from the teeth marks.

"Darkness! I never thought you would tell him that! We agree to not..." cried Megumin while I stood in shocked position.

What just happened here? Why did Megumin knew Darkness' intent all along? And why Darkness just stood sheepishly under the chuuni's angry glare?

"Er... um... Megumin... sorry..." mumbled Darkness.

"You promised me to not..." said Megumin while Darkness quickly close her mouth with her hand, she did not budge at all when Megumin bite upon her hand, unlike me.

"Ano... Kazuma... I think we need to postpone our love for later... It seems that I do need to talk some sense to her first." said Darkness while she slung Megumin on top of her shoulder and moving out from the door, leaving me and Aqua confused.

"What just happened? Aqua, you know anything about that aren't you?" I asked Aqua who just looked as confused as me.

"I know... nothing..." said Aqua before stand up and walk toward her own room.

Why did I seem a bit disappointed upon this development though, and most importantly, how to quell down this...? I looked down toward a certain part of myself and sighed.

Well, it seems I need to spent a significant time in the bathroom again afterwards, damn Megumin for denying me this.