The Slap Chat

Summary: The Slap has a new chatroom feature.

Chapter One:

ScissorLuv has created a chatroom.

ScissorLuv has added GotBeck, ToriVega, AndreH, HappyCat, RockRobster.

ScissorLuv has changed their screen name to Jade West.

GotBeck has changed their screen name to Beck Oliver.

HappyCat has changed their screen name to Cat Valentine.

RockRobster has changed their screen name to Robbie Shapiro.

AndreH has changed their screen name to Andre Harris.

ToriVega has changed their screen name to Tori Vega.

Jade West: You didn't need to change your name, Vega.

Tori Vega: Well, maybe I wanted to.

Jade West: Well, it was a stupid idea.

Jade West has changed Tori Vega's name to Stupid.

Stupid: Hey, change it back!

Jade West: No.

Beck Oliver: Jade, just because you're a moderator, doesn't mean you can change people's screen names.

Jade West: You don't own me.

Andre Harris: Guys, stop arguing. We've only been in this chat five minutes.

Stupid: Yeah, so can you please change my name back, Jade?

Stupid has been muted for five minutes.

Beck Oliver: [sigh emote]

Jade West: Stop using stupid emotes.

Beck Oliver: [shaking head emote]

Jade West: [annoyed emote]

Beck Oliver: [smug emote]

Beck Oliver has been muted for thirty minutes.

Andre Harris: Really, Jade?

Jade West: ...yes

Jade West: We'd better put our phones away. Sikowitz is here.

Jade West has gone offline.

Andre Harris has gone offline.


Stupid has come online.

Cat Valentine has come online.

Jade West has come online.

Robbie Shapiro has come online.

Stupid: Hey, guys. Do any of you understand Sikowitz's homework?

Cat Valentine: No, srry, Tori3

Robbie Shapiro: Nope, sorry, Tor-ayy.

Jade West: I get it.

Stupid: Well, could you explain it to me, please?

Jade West: I could. But I won't.

Stupid: Really...?

Jade West: Yes, really.

Stupid: [sigh emote]

Cat Valentine has been promoted to moderator by Jade West.

Stupid's screen name has been changed to Tori Vega.

Tori Vega: Thank you, Cat.

Cat Valentine: Ur welcome3

Jade West: Cat, that's not why I promoted you to moderator.

Cat Valentine: Srryy, I felt bad 4 her.

Jade West: Ugh, whatever.

Cat Valentine: Hey, Robbie, u haven't spoken in a while.

Tori Vega: Yeah, we can see you reading the messages, Robbie.

Robbie Shapiro: Sorry, I was observing how you girls interact.

Tori Vega: ... That's weird.

Jade West: What's wrong with you? Were you dropped on your head as a baby?

Cat Valentine: [laughing emote]

Robbie Shapiro: Who told you?! Was it Rex?!

Jade West: Oh my-

Jade West has been muted by Cat Valentine for ten minutes.

Cat Valentine: No swearing, Jadey.

Jade West has gone offline.

Cat Valentine: I may need protecting now...

Tori Vega: I'll go get Beck and Andre...

Robbie Shapiro: I'll be there in a minute...

Cat Valentine: Thank u guys [heart emote]

Cat Valentine has gone offline.

Tori Vega has gone offline.

Robbie Shapiro has gone offline.


~Private Chat With Jade, Beck, and Andre.~

Jade West has come online.

Beck Oliver has come online.

Andre Harris has come online.Beck Oliver: So, you guys ready for the party tonight?

Jade West: Hell yeah! It's going to be so much fun.

Andre Harris: There's going to be booze right?

Beck Oliver: Definitely. The strong stuff, too.

Jade West: Should we invite Cat?

Beck Oliver: No way.

Andre Harris: Agreed. Cat and alcohol? Not a good idea.

Jade West: Don't be such babies.

Andre Harris: Fine. But when she's either passed out in a corner or swinging from the chandelier, you can deal with her.

Jade West: Ugh, fine..

Beck Oliver: What about Robbie and Tori? I feel bad we didn't invite them either.

Jade West: No way. Robbie will bring Rex and Tori can't handle her alcohol.

Andre Harris: What's wrong with Robbie bringing Rex?

Beck Oliver: What isn't wrong with that?

Jade West: What isn't wrong with that?

Beck Oliver: ...

Jade West: ...

Andre Harris: Okay... Anyway, point taken. We aren't inviting Cat, Robbie, and Tori. Even though I think we should invite Tori.

Jade West: Tori won't drink if she comes and at parties like these, you have to drink.

Beck Oliver: Hey, how did you write in Italics?

Andre Harris: ^

Jade West: I put hyphens either side of the word "have".

Beck Oliver: That is so cool. I wonder if it works for screen names.

Jade West has changed Beck Oliver's screen name to Beck Oliver.

Jade West: It does [happy emote]

Beck Oliver: Awesome!

Jade West: [happy emote]

Andre Harris: Damn, Jade, you're actually happy?

Jade West: What's that supposed to mean, Harris?!

Andre Harris: Nothing! I just thought you didn't like being happy? That's what Beck said, right?

Jade West: Oh, so I'm not allowed to be happy now?

Beck Oliver: Run, Andre. Just run.

Andre Harris: Don't need to tell me twice. Just please don't hurt me Jade.

Andre Harris: Jade?

Andre Harris: Oh god.

Read by Jade West at 6:51pm.


A/N: So, this is the first chapter. Tell me what you think? And if I should continue.

Also, I'm sorry I haven't updated any of my other stories for a while. I've been ill and trying to look for a job lately, whilst suffering from a bit of writers block so.. But don't worry, chapter six of Hidden In Plain sight is almost finished and should be uploaded soon.