DaRose: Hello lovely readers! I am so excited to be posting my first fanfics here for Sekaiichi Hatsukoi and Junjou Romantica. These are honestly two of my absolute favorite animes and I'm still hoping for their respective continuations (if there are any). Anyway, I won't keep you here much longer so you can get right to the fic!

Disclaimer: I do not in any way own Sekaiichi Hatsukoi or Junjou Romantica, that honor and right solely goes to Shungiku Nakamura.

((A/N: Further Disclaimer: Just so you all know, the inspiration for these set of fics comes from Autocorrect fails that I found from searching Google. So, the following texts are snippets of actual conversations that I found online.))

Hatori Yoshiyuki was just finishing a normal shift at Marukawa Publishing and was making his way towards the residence of one Chiaki Yoshino.

On his way he decided to stop by the local convenience store that was close to Yoshino's apartment. As he was walking through the doors, he sent a message to Chiaki asking if he needed anything while he was there.

H: I am stopping at the store near your apartment. Do you need anything?

C: I ran out of bottled water yesterday, could you buy me a couple please, I'm really thirsty.

Looking over the message, which Hatori had honestly expected a longer list, a confused frown settled over his face. Grabbing a basket, he typed back his reply as he started down the aisles.

H: Not a problem, but if you're thirsty, why not make yourself some tea?

C: Tea wouldn't help me get this taste out of my mouth.

That sounded a little odd to the editor.

H: What did you have earlier today that would create such an odd taste in your mouth?

Hatori was expecting the other to have eaten something for a snack which had left a strong aftertaste. That or Chiaki had forgotten to brush his teeth again and was mistaking the taste as a result.

The replying message however, almost made Hatori drop the basket he was holding.

C: Way too much sodomy, I think.

Hatori had to re-read the message a couple of times. As he processed what he had just read his hand gripped the handles of the basket a little tighter. He was fully frowning now, thoughts of Chiaki and someone else, one Yanase Yuu, rolling through his mind in unpleasant scenes.

H: Yoshino, you had better have been alone…..

The brunette left the threat hanging as he sent off the message. While he didn't want to believe any of the images playing in his head, he just wanted Chiaki to reassure that if there were any such activities going on, that the author was alone and doing them himself.

About a minute later, Hatori was still trying to keep his anger in check when he received a reply.

C: OMG! Sodium! I meant SODIUM!

Hatori blinked a couple of times. Before he could attempt a reply another message came across the screen.

C: Hahahaha wow, that was bad.

Hatori let out a relieved sigh at his lover's mistake. He could picture his lover with a heavy blush spread across his face and he smiled.

C: And eeewww, you pervert!

The small smile morphed into a grin as Hatori chuckled.

After grabbing the necessary supplies he had stopped for, Hatori made sure to grab a couple extra bottles of water for Yoshino.

The author was probably going to need it after tonight.