Hi friends! I couldn't wait till tomorrow and posted a day earlier. Hope you all enjoy this new fic. On with the first chapter. Sorry for mistakes.

Enjoy :-)))

Alec adjusted the lens of his rifle and peeped through the hole. Perfect. He could clearly see the bedroom of opposite building where any second his target would enter and he just had to pull the trigger.

Alec narrowed his eyes in concentration and again looked through sniper scope when he was distracted by the sudden sound of front door clicking open to the apartment he was using as a base to finish his job. The assassin was on high alert. He pulled out a small knife from his back pocket and quickly ran towards the door even before it was half open

Alec grabbed the extended arm and pulled the man inside. He then turned him around slammed the man's face on the nearby wall and pointed the knife on his back "You were not suppose to be back for another week" he growled into his ears

The man was literally shaking with fear and shock "Sorry.. I'm sorry...I don't live here...I just came to feed the fishes in the tank" the dark hair man shouted "Please let me go!"

"Keep your voice down!" Alec clenched his jaw and ran through his options. He will have to kill the man which he didn't get paid for. Also he would then have to take care of the body and the blood. Again that would only cause more waste of time. Alec closed his eyes. He didn't have time to think about it now. His target would be coming any minute now

Alec grabbed the man by his hair and dragged him to the couch "Ouch! I had an appointment with a hair specialists today. Will you go easy on the hair"

Alec ignored the silly protest and tied the man's hands behind his back with a zip tie. He found his wallet and quickly pocketed it "Yell and I kill you first" Alec saw the man give a shaky nod and he walked back to the window

Fifteen minutes passed without a movement

"So who's your target?"

Alec didn't answer

"I'm Magnus by the way. I would say it was nice to meet you but...our first meeting wasn't exactly Cinderella type"

Alec turned to glare at Magnus who fluttered his eyes "Oooh macho glare. I love it. Since my breath is much steady now can I comment on your ass?"

"What?"

"Don't be shy. You've got an sexy ass. Perfect curve and shape" Magnus licked his lips in seductive manner

Alec angrily walked towards Magnus and caught him by his collar "You do realise I've a gun right?" Magnus hummed "I do..ah..you didn't say your name"

Alec let go of Magnus's collar "It's none of your business" Magnus curled his lips and pouted "Consider as my last wish? Please" he blinked his eyelashes and god knows why Alec answered his question "It's Alexander but you can call me Alec"

"Alexander" Magnus purred making Alec shiver on the spot "So are you a top or bottom?"

Alec took a step back as if he was the one being held hostage under Magnus's charge "What?"

Magnus smirked "Personally I enjoy switching. Best of both worlds...what do you say Alexander"

"Shut up!"

"Oh C'mon! I know you'll kill me after your job over there is done. Until then let's talk"

"I'm not here to talk!" Alec hissed and took his place back at the window

"How much do you get paid?"

Alec remained quiet

"Twenty thousand?" Magnus guessed

Nothing

"Twenty five thousand?" asked Magnus

Again silence

"Twenty six maybe?" Magnus tried again

"Will you shut up if I answer"

Magnus hummed "For a full minute, I promise" Alec rolled his eyes "Forty thousand"

"Wow! This profession is good. What about..." Alec glared "You said you would shut up for a minute" Magnus sighed dramatically "I did say that"

After thirty seconds

"You know what would shut me up?" Magnus squeaked out loud "A kiss!"

Alec almost...almost thought about it but scolded himself mentally "If you think kiss or sex can save you then you're wrong"

"Yeah well can't blame the guy for trying. Thought we did go for a bang...no pun intended ofcourse" Alec huffed out a breath and looked into the scope. Why wasn't his target showing. Was he late? Or did he miss him while he was talking to Magnus. It had been more than half an hour. Normally his job would barely take ten minutes. Something was wrong. He pulled out his cell

"I'll have one large pizza with extra cheese"

Alec rolled his eyes and turned around to call his boss. Magnus sighed "So apparently I'm dying empty stomach"

Alec was told by his boss that their target was moved by the FBI people and will now have to rearrange their plan. Alec quietly hung up and packed his rifle

"Whoa...you're leaving? What about me?" Magnus struggled to get free. Alec walked towards him with a knife that he had again pulled out from his back pocket. Magnus's eyes widened "You're killing me? So soon?"

Just when Magnus was about to make a move, Alec brought down his knife on Magnus's head. The impact was so strong that Magnus lost conscious on the spot

AN HOUR LATER

"Agent Bane! Are you alright? Agent Bane can you hear me?" Magnus heard voices around him and he slowly opened his eyes. He let out a groan when his head pounded at the bright lights

"Are you alright Agent Bane?" asked a FBI officer and Magnus gave a small nod "What happened?" "You tell us Bane. We found you tied and unconscious. And this note was left next to your wallet" Magnus took the note from the officer which read :

'Nice try Agent Bane. You should've left your wallet at the bureau. I knew you were working for FBI and distracting me so your men could hide away my target. But not for long. I'll come back soon'

Ps: I prefer bottom (wink)

Alexander

Magnus now remembered his encounter with Alec. The guy must have taken his wallet when he was tying his hands. Alec knew he was an FBI agent still he left him alive. Why? A smirked formed when he read the paper again, eyes falling on last line "We'll be meeting soon Alexander. I promise. This game of cat and mouse is on"

I wanted to write something funny and light after writing 'Wake me up'. This story will have humour and tons of puns...lol! Please please leave a review and tell me if you want to read more :-)))