"Lance, can you go get Hunk?" Allura asked. "I need to ask him a question about human diets."

"Sure. I warn you though, some of those diets are pretty crazy," Lance shrugged. He trotted out of the control room, heading for the kitchen. Allura pulled up the cameras to monitor the castle, narrowing her eyes when she saw Lance enter the kitchen, pause, and walk back out. The blue paladin walked about halfway back to the control room before raising a hand in a victorious pose, turning back towards the kitchen. Just a few steps back, he slumped in confusion. He turned back towards the control room before turning back towards the kitchen, pausing in the entrance. He said something to Hunk, looking frustrated. Hunk laughed before walking over to his friend and following him to the control room.

"Allura, what did you want me to tell Hunk?" Lance asked with a blank face.

"Brain farts are great," Hunk snickered. "I told you to write these things down. Your phone has infinite battery thanks to Pidge, I know you always have it on you, and you still refuse to write things down."

"NEVER!" Lance howled jokingly, charging out of the control room. Allura turned to Hunk. The yellow paladin giggled.

"It's a thing where we randomly lose and gain memory repeatedly. It's really stupid and keeps happening to Lance," he explained. "Sometimes he never remembers what he was going to do. Usually, retracing his steps helps." Allura nodded, already jotting it down in Altean shorthand, which was like Altean, but near impossible to decipher until one knew the inner workings of the language. She was definitely making sure this made it into Coran's guide.

Lance slowly crept forward, holding up the device Pidge had made for him. The tech genius was standing behind a corner, watching to see the results. Hunk had no idea what was coming. Lance stifled a snicker. Just another second. He pressed the button.

The very loud roar of a T-Rex sounded right behind Hunk's left ear. The yellow paladin shrieked and whipped out his Bayard, shooting at where the rex would be -if there was one. The other paladins and the Alteans rushed into the kitchen to see what was going on. Shiro's Galra hand was glowing as he prepared to help Hunk.

"Okay, what's going on?" Keith asked, shoving his way forwards. Lance was laughing too hard to answer, so he just hit the button again. As the sound faded and his teammates relaxed, he hit the button twice in a row, prompting the terrible harmonica cover of the Jurassic Park theme to play. As it played, Hunk started to giggle. Shiro snickered.

"Welcome to Jurassic Park," he quipped. "And then terrible harmonica instead of the great music." Allura shot him a confused look.

"What is Jurassic Park, and what were those roars?" she asked. "Those sounded like they came from a large beast."

"Pidge! Pull up that hologram you were working on!" Lance cheered. The green paladin smirked.

"Already ahead of you," they replied, typing something into their laptop. "To the windows!" Lance was already running for the control room, followed closely by Hunk. The rest followed at a more sedate pace. Although the humans were definitely moving faster than the Alteans. Once everyone was inside the control room, the Jurassic Park theme song started up. Allura and Coran glanced around suspiciously at the slightly dangerous sounding notes.

A quiet gasp from Lance had everyone staring out the window. A herd of Brachiosaurus was plodding past the window. Pidge had gotten the hologram to look so realistic. One of the brachios glanced down at them as it passed. The brachios were soon exchanged for a pack of Utahraptors, Velociraptors, and Deinonychus running around inside the control room. The marvelous display continued with several different species of dinosaurs appearing inside and outside of the windows. Lance grinned with anticipation at the end. Finally, the T-Rex from the movies appeared, letting out its classic roar. The paladins whooped.

Allura looked unnerved. "Are those things still around?" she finally asked.

"Nah, they all died out like 65 million years ago," Hunk shrugged. "But everyone knows that song. You play it on Earth and people go nuts humming along. And everyone knows what dinos are. Pretty much, most people would kill for a pet dino." Allura frowned, but motioned for Coran to be prepared to mark this down.

"Hey, hey, calm down," Lance hummed to the creature he was slowly approaching. It looked about like if a horse was a carnivore, with some tree mixed in. The paladin inched closer, pausing as the beast snapped at him.

"Lance, what's going on?" Shiro asked through the comms.

"A creature got hit by a Galra blast. I'm trying to slap this healing goop on it, but he's angry, aren't you, buddy?" Lance replied in the same calming tone of voice. The creature kicked out with one of its hooves, catching him in the shoulder. "Now that's not very nice," the paladin soothed. "Lemme get you out of here." He pulled out the canister of healing salve, wriggling to stand beside the thrashing beast. It roared as he gently rubbed the salve on its wounds. Lance jumped back as it rose to its hooves again, shaking itself cautiously. It glanced back at Lance before blinking. The beast seemed to nod before it galloped into the forest, making the blue paladin grin as he ran back into the fight.

"Why did you do that?" Allura asked him after he was back on the castle. Lance shrugged.

"It was hurt, and I could help," he replied casually. "It was so happy to be helped!" Allura groaned to herself before opening Coran's guide.

Coran's Guide to Understanding Your Humans

12. Humans have random memory loss, which often remedies itself shortly. However, a written note should be sent, if possible, to ensure the message gets through efficiently

13. Humans are fascinated with ancient reptiles that could easily kill them, to the point they are willing to fight each other for one

14. Humans will risk their lives to assist other creatures for no reward

AN: So... I see CHAOS in the fandom right now. Should I add to it? Mwehehehe

I finally got my stuff back, and set up a new YouTube account so I can start a new playlist, so we good now ^^Also, yesterday saw the start of my Camp Camp fic, so if ya like that goofy show, check it out! It's fun for me to just kick back and spend maybe twenty/thirty minutes on this story, but I did have a vague idea for another fic. If I can get that to flesh out, I'll let you all know ^^

Your reviews are all so nice. I love getting to read them, so keep commenting, even if it's just a keyboard smash or another idea XD And, thank you to the anon RandomNicePerson for the Jurassic Park idea!