Here it is, the full version of the first introductory chapter of Step-Louds

Notes:The similarities between this fic and The Brady Bunch, along with other step siblings sitcoms, is coincidental.

In the city of Royal Woods, things are happening in the house of the Maries. A family composed of five daughters and one son raised by their mother, Rita Marie.

Lincoln, the aforementioned son of the six kids is doing his usual monologue to the readers in his room, the smallest one in the house. "Hi there, Lincoln Marie, here. You may be wondering how is the life of a boy with five sisters? Well, let me tell you that-". He get interrupted by his stomach growing, he then resumed his monologue. "-right after a trip to the bathroom."

Lincoln then go out of his room. He is running in the hallway to get to the bathroom. But along the way, he is met with Lola, one his younger sisters, doing a tea party.

"Lincoln, will you join my tea party?" Lola said

"Sure, Lola" He join her tea party, sip one of her tea cup and then resume his way.

"It's mine!"

"No, it's mine!"

These were the shout of the oldest sisters, Lori and Leni, with Lori a year older than Leni. The two were fighting over a dress. Lincoln dodges them and jump into a laundry pile.

He heard a fart and a giggle, he then see his baby sister, Lily walking the opposite way of him with a dirty diaper.

The stench the diaper leave make Lincoln gag and said "Bleh, someone need to change Lily's diaper."

He then look at the readers and "As you can see, the most common obstacles I always have to deal with are my sisters, just to get to the bathroom on time. Now, it time for-"

When he open the door, he is met with Lana, Lola's older twin sister, who was unscrewing the bathroom sink with her wrench.

"That should be it." she said

"Oh no!" Lincoln exclaims when a steam of water from the sink push him out of the bathroom and lead him to the hallway. Some of the water got into the other sister's way. It also have reach Cliff the cat, who was in the way, he screach and run away, right into Charles the dog. Lincoln was on the ground all soaked up.

"Mom, Lana flooded the toilet again." Lola yelled

"Sigh, Lana I told you not to play with the sink pipes." Rita said, coming to the bathroom.

In the bathroom, Lana was rescrewing the sink back to its place and water stop to leak. By then, Rita come in the bathroom and pushed Lana away from it.

"Lana, I told you already. Pipes are not toys." she said

"But mom, I was just fixing the sink" Lana said

"I know, dear. But you be careful on how you do it." Rita then lead Lana out of the bathroom and go clean it.

As Lana was going out to the bathroom while getting glare from Lori, Leni and Lola

"Your antic literally just ruined my dress." Lori said, holding the now wet dress

"Yeah, now Lori's dress is now, like, all wet." Leni said while Lori storm off in anger. "Wait a minute, that's mine!" However, by the she said that, Lori was already gone.

Lola was pointing finger at Lana "You just ruined my tea party"

"Oh come on, no one was in your tea party" Lana said

"Why you..." Lola and Lana ended up fighting

Meanwhile, Lori is in her room, which she shared with Leni, and she was placing the dress in her laundry.

"Sometime I feel like I should put a security lock in closet" Lori said, then she go out of her room and check and texted her phone. "Literally"

Leni then enter the room. "Why can't Lori share her clothes, she has, like, so many of them. They look better on me." Leni said while preparing to sew her clothes. "This will be totes fun to wear after."

Lana was in her room that she shared with Lola. She was playing with her pets

"I can always trust you to not mad at me, guys." Lana said to her pets, Hops the frog, Izzy the lizard and El Diablo the snake, among others.

Lola's tea party was restored. This time, she has plushies around the table.

"... and Lana dare say that I had no one in my tea party. The nerve of that girl." Lola said to her plushies.

As Rita was cleaning the hall, Lily came by naked, which the former noticed.

"Oh, you're not going like that, young lady" she then pick up the baby to their room to bring her a new diaper.

Moments later, Lincoln came back to his room."As I was about to say, its a real handful. Especially when you're the only current member of the family with a different gender, you know that they're a lot of challenges to deal with."

The following scenes turn into a montage

Lincoln was about to watch TV.

"Ah, now time to watch some of my shows." Lincoln said, holding the remote control

"My show is on" The girls were all running to the TV, but when they found Lincoln holding the remote, he ended up being chased around.

In the next scene, the Maries were waiting at the bathroom. However, it just so happen that Leni managed to get in first. And she taking a long time.

In the next scene, the Marie siblings were in Lori and Leni's room, where a court is in session.

"Okay, girls... and Lincoln, mom allow us to give a suggestion wherever we want to go to the beach or to Dailyland" Lori said

And in the final scene, Lincoln was about to say Dairyland but his response was over shadowed his sisters who all said the beach.

Lincoln was about to take chocolate that he had left to spare. He find it, all that was left were wrappers. It was then revealed that his sister and their mom all ate the chocolate. "Really?"

And now, returning to the present, where Lincoln give his final note: "This is what I have to deal with everyday. Of course we have good moments with each other, but still. It is not easy being the only male living with five sisters and your mom. Who else have deal with this situation?"

Trivia: As Rita's maiden name is unknown in canon, Rita's family (Blondes sisters and Lincoln) last name will be Marie, based of Lori and Lisa's middle name in canon.