Notes: Do you want me to continue this story? I will, if you want. I just need to hear it from you. Otherwise, I will stop it for a while and move on to something else. What would you like to see in the future? Do you want me to change something? I'll see what I can do. It might take long because I have a few things going on with my life.
This story takes place before season 3 and after season 2 of RWBY, by the way. I don't like swear words, so I censored them. I hope you understand.
I don't own any of the characters.
Dante belongs to Capcom.
Bayonetta belongs to Sega.
RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth.
Death Battle belongs to ScrewAttack. I used the video and script as sources to help me write this story.
All songs and copyright material belong to their respective owners.
Team RWBY was hanging out in their dorm room, when Ruby announced their next activity.
"Guys! Look what I found!" Ruby yelled.
WBY turned to Ruby.
"It's Death Battle! And they look like they're new too. Maybe we should watch them. It's been such a long time after all," Ruby said as she pulled the Death Battle case from her closet.
"That sounds like a great idea, sis! I am getting so bored here, but maybe Death Battle will entertain us like it used to before," Yang responded.
"I agree. I'm pretty bored myself, but the idea of watching Death Battle again sounds like a refreshing activity," Blake said.
"Okay. Sounds good. But only because it's been almost a whole year since we last saw it. I hope that dolt Boomstick keeps his thoughts to himself," Weiss shuddered.
"It's decided then! Let's watch whatever episode falls first, team!" Ruby beamed as she puts a disc on their team's disc player.
"Oh. Demon slayers huh? This is gonna be awesome," Yang said as she reads the episode's description.
(*Cues: Invader - Jim Johnston*)
Wiz: For some action heroes, it's not enough to just save the world.
Boomstick: They've gotta look good doing it!
"I couldn't agree more! Looks are important, even when fighting against the Grimm," exclaimed Yang cheerfully.
"Of course, leave it to Yang to obsess over such things as 'good looks' in battle," Weiss declared, with a serious tone.
"You're jealous that you aren't as stylish as me, ice princess!" Yang said, laughing.
"All right, you guys, knock it off," Blake said with a hint of annoyance.
Wiz: Dante, the Devil Hunter.
Boomstick: And Bayonetta, the Umbra Witch. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills, to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
"Cool! A 3d battle!" exclaimed Ruby.
Dante
(*Cues: Devils Never Cry - Devil May Cry 3*)
Wiz: Take a walk down Slum Avenue and you'll find all sorts of hangouts for the scum of the underworld. The Bullseye Bar, a random strip club, and even a run-down service shop called "Devil May Cry."
"Eww. No. Definitely not on my list of places I want to visit," Weiss said in a displeased way.
Boomstick: But the services they're selling aren't like washing your car or fixin' your plumbing. Oh no! Long as you got the cash, this shop specializes in delivering demonic beatdowns. Who's crazy enough to try and make a living this way you ask? His name is Dante.
"Ohhh. I'm liking this demon slayer! I'd like to get to know him better!" Yang announced. Ruby could only give her older, half-sister a questioning gaze.
(*Cues: Lock & Load - Devil May Cry*)
Wiz: From the very beginning, Dante's life was always unusual. Born from the unholy union of a human mother and demon father, Dante and his twin brother Vergil had their first supernatural encounter at the young age of eight.
Background:
Half demon, full awesome (Just how Yang likes it)
Mercenary, private investigator, and vigilante
Son of Sparda, the Legendary Dark Knight
Perpetually drowning in debt
Lover of red trench coats
Favorite dessert: strawberry sundae (Ruby is enchanted by this 'strawberry sundae')
Boomstick: Yeah, see, his demon dad was a badass who single-handedly conquered the underworld and imprisoned its demon emperor, Mundus. But after Dad died, Mundus' minions felt brave enough to take some revenge, by slaughtering his family, leaving Dante an orphan. Bummer. Hate it when that happens.
"Me too. It's so unfair how these characters have to go through so much pain all the time," declared Ruby.
"The way Boomstick said how he hates it when that happens might have implied that he may have gone through something tragic as well," replied Blake.
Wiz: With his mother gone and his brother assumed dead, Dante was left with only one option: Become the ultimate demon hunter, and perpetuate the cycle of vengeance.
Dante: This party's getting crazy! Let's rock!
After failing to turn the boombox on, Dante solves the issue by slamming his fist on it.
"I'm gonna try that the next time my jukebox fails," Yang said.
"You have a jukebox? Surprising," Weiss said.
(*Cues: Devils Never Cry - Devil May Cry 3 again*)
Wiz: Despite the dangerous nature of his occupation, Dante always maintains a carefree spirit when dispatching devils of the underworld.
"Carefree is the way to go! Right sis?" asked Yang.
Ruby smiled. "Right!"
Boomstick: It's part of his charm. Hell, when you've got abilities like Dante's, why not be a little cocky? He's faster than the mortal eye can see, strong enough to grapple with the underworld's toughest demons, and straight up man enough to shake off being stabbed through the chest like every god damn day!
"Dante is clearly ready to fight demons with those abilities. That's very impressive," Blake said, awe-struck.
Powers and abilities:
Superhuman strength, speed, agility, and durability
Healing factor
Teleportation
Expert marksman
Proficiency with any weapon (Ruby likes this)
Devil Trigger
Transformation which increases all of his attributes
Wiz: That's thanks to his regenerative ability. In fact, all of that is made possible due to his demonic heritage, and made even more deadly by his plethora of weapons, his favorites being his dual pistols and enormous sword.
"But I want to see all of Dante's weapons," Ruby said.
Boomstick: Like any proud weapon owner, he gives his tools of destruction pet names. His guns, Ebony and Ivory, specialize in long-range shots and rapid-fire barrages respectively. These hand cannons are so powerful they can each obliterate demons in a single shot.
(*Cues: Taste the Blood - Devil May Cry 3*)
Dante kills a demon with one shot
Dante: I think that look suits you better.
"I so love that catchphrase!" Yang exclaimed.
Boomstick: Rebellion is a large, magical sword given to him by his pops, which can cut any demon down to size in the blink of an eye. He's also got his brother's sword, Yamato, which can cut through dimensions!
"A dimension-cutting katana? You have my interest," Blake was fascinated.
Weapons:
Rebellion
Magical claymore-style sword
Ebony & Ivory
Dual semi-auto pistols
Yamato
Katana capable of slashing through space itself (Blake was intrigued)
Nevan
Demonic guitar with electric powers
Pandora
Briefcase which becomes 666 different weapons (Ruby fangirled)
Lucifer
Backpack containing unlimited spike projectiles
Wiz: Throughout his adventures, Dante also collected a wide assortment of additional weaponry called Devil Arms, physical manifestations of powerful demons he has defeated.
RWBY leaned closer to hear about this.
Boomstick: Remember Mega Man? It's that, but on steroids.
"I recall Mega Man, but please leave drugs out of this," Weiss stated.
Wiz: His armored Gilgamesh gauntlets increase his striking power, letting him shatter huge monoliths with a lethal one-inch punch.
"I want those gauntlets!" Yang fangirled.
Boomstick: With Lucifer, the backpack, not the devil, Dante basically throws infinite lightsabers, he's also got an electric guitar, which is literally electric, ice-powered nunchucks, grenade launchers, shotguns, and I kid you not, a briefcase that can transform into 666 different weapons, ranging from a giant Beyblade to a flying turret gun. Where does he possibly keep all this stuff?
"Please give me that briefcase! I'll take care of it! I promise!" Ruby couldn't control herself.
Wiz: Really, really deep pockets, or perhaps it's one of his Styles, abilities he's also acquired from defeating demon bosses. With Doppelganger Style, he can duplicate himself, with Trickster Style, he can teleport instantly, with Royalguard Style, he becomes a nigh-impervious dreadnaught, and he can even slow down time with the Quicksilver Style.
"Dante is incredibly powerful. Impressive," Blake commented.
(*Cues: Blackened Angel (Battle) - Devil May Cry 4 )
Boomstick: On the rare occasion Dante feels he needs to get serious, he enters the Devil Trigger, a transformation which taps into his demonic heritage to unleash his true devil form. Devil Trigger dramatically increases his strength, speed, and healing power, and he can fly!
"I can't handle this much awesomeness!" Yang shouted.
Wiz: Being so well armed, Dante is more than capable of handling entire courts of demons on his own, although this doesn't stop some of his allies from joining in from time to time. This includes Trish, a demon lady who occasionally fights alongside him, and happens to resemble his deceased mother...talk about giving somebody an Oedipus complex.
"Weird," Ruby stated.
Boomstick: Hey, if I may quote an old family saying, "If she's not directly related, she's safe to be dated".
"Gross! I don't want to know about you or your family, Boomstick!" Weiss was grossed out.
"Wait. What did he say?" Ruby asked.
Wiz: That explains a lot. Luckily, and quite surprisingly, that avenue was never explored, thank God.
"Thank goodness!" Weiss exclaimed.
(*Cues: Shall Never Surrender - Devil May Cry 4*)
Boomstick: Dante is a walking, talking, feat achieving machine. One time, after getting impaled by four demons at once, he pushed one so hard, it exploded and dropped a ceiling fan on the other three, all while eating a slice of pizza. Oh, and when their friends showed up, he challenged them to a game of billiards. (Dante shoots a ball, causing it to hit every other ball in mid-air to knock out multiple targets at once) He won.
"That's how you play ball," Yang laughed.
Feats:
Runs fast enough to catch fire due to air friction (Ruby awed)
Stopped a punch from The Savior with his bare hands
Can be stabbed through the heart or shot in the head and brush it off (Weiss was shocked)
Defeated Vergil, his virtual equal
Barely fazed when hit by meteors
Has defeated the Underworld's most fearsome demons
Wiz: Dante has run down the side of a building so fast he caught fire, similar to a spacecraft reentering the atmosphere at approximately 17,000 miles per hour.
"That is so awesome!" Ruby cried.
Boomstick: And he's even capable of taking out others just as overpowered as himself. Like his brother Vergil, who was not dead, but evil.
"Vergil? He seems strong. I wonder if we'll see him in a death battle," Blake wondered.
Wiz: He stopped a colossal punch from this titanic monster without breaking a sweat, shrugged off bombardment by meteors, and eventually avenged his mother by defeating the demon lord Mundus, in space.
"I can't believe this," Weiss said, shocked at the feats.
Boomstick: You may be asking yourself, "Can anything stop this guy?", yes. Dante does have a limit to how much punishment he can take, but if there's anything that could take him down, it's his own cocky attitude.
"I suppose with that kind of power, Dante was bound to be cocky," Blake commented.
Wiz: In the words of the ancient Chinese philosopher Laozi, "There is no greater danger than underestimating your opponent."
"Ugh. I can tell there is going to be a lot of arrogance in this fight," Weiss stated.
Boomstick: I'm gonna have to disagree with old Laozi here, I'm pretty sure there's no greater danger than telling a woman those pants do, in fact, make her ass look fat.
"Boomstick! Language!" Weiss said angrily.
Sid: You bastard!
(Sid charges at Dante)
Dante: And jackpot. (Dante shoots him)
Dante is one of the most powerful combatants in Death Battle. Ruby loves his weapons and red coat. Weiss and Blake were astounded by his feats. Yang simply thought he was cool as well as his weapons.
Bayonetta
(*Cues: Advent of the Angels I - Bayonetta*)
Wiz: From the angels of Paradiso to the demons of Inferno, there is a name feared by both the light and the dark, and her name is Bayonetta.
Background:
Real name: Cereza
Height: 7'7" 232 cm
Weight: approx. 288+ lbs
Her standard clothes are her hair (RWBY was confused by this)
One of two surviving Umbra Witches
The "Left Eye of the World"
Once babysat her childhood self (RWBY: What?)
"Bayonetta is one cool name," Ruby said.
(*Cues: Tokyo Game Show - Bayonetta*)
Boomstick: To any normal guy walking down the street, she may look like your average seven-foot tall gargantuan amazon woman with good fashion sense, but Bayonetta is actually one of the last Umbra Witches, a clan of mystics allied with demon-kind.
"Demon-kind? Wonder how she'll get along with Dante," Blake wondered.
Wiz: Named Cereza upon birth, she spent her early life growing up an outcast due to her parents being from rival clans, her father, a Lumen Sage, and her mother, an Umbra Witch.
Boomstick: See, the Sages and Witches had one rule to follow: Don't make babies with the opposite clan, because according to prophecy, it would bring on the destruction of the universe. So naturally, it was only a matter of time before somebody couldn't keep it in their pants. (sighs) Pulling out works every time, but the last time.
Ruby was confused by what Boomstick, but decided to ignore it.
(*Cues: Friendship - Bayonetta *)
Wiz: You would know. With the pact now broken, war ensued between the two factions, in the end, only two witches survived; Cereza, and her rival/future friend Jeanne. Hoping to prevent the apocalypse, Jeanne used a special dagger to seal away Cereza's memories and put her into a five hundred years long coma.
"That sounds cruel," Ruby stated.
Blake reassured Ruby. "I wonder if it's for the best."
Boomstick: When Cereza woke up from her epic power nap, she took on her new name: Bayonetta, and set out to find her lost memories. Luckily for her, she had just the right weapon for the job; her hair!
Yang leaned forward. "Her hair? Hair can be a weapon too?" Yang grabbed her hair and looked at it in pride. She daydreamed about using her hair as a weapon.
(*Cues: Love is Blue Equipped - Bayonetta 2*)
Wiz: As an Umbra Witch, not only does her hair serve as her clothing-
Boomstick: Which I'm having a really hard time deciding whether or not that's hot, or just disgusting.
"I'm leaning towards disgusting," Weiss said.
Wiz: She can also use it to summon the demon Madama Butterfly to aid her in battle. This technique; the Wicked Weaves, creates portals for the giant demon to deliver devastating punches and kicks.
RWBY was interested in this Madama Butterfly and hope to know what she looks like.
Powers and abilities:
Superhuman strength, speed, agility, and durability
Witch Time
Dramatically slows the flow of time
Witch Walk
Walks on walls and ceilings in the light of a full moon
Beast Within
Animal transformations granting increased speed, flight, and damage negation (Blake was fascinated)
Blazingly fast reflexes (Ruby likes a fast combat style)
Proficiency with any weapon (Ruby also likes variety)
Boomstick: Bayonetta can also walk on walls and ceilings with Witch Walk, and even transform into animals to fly, run super fast, and dodge attacks.
"Those animal transformations seem very useful," Blake commented.
Wiz: But her most useful technique is Witch Time. By slowing down time itself, Bayonetta can dodge practically anything while unleashing a barrage of attacks.
"Ooohh. I'm liking this Witch Time," Ruby said.
(*Cues: One of A Kind - Bayonetta*)
Weapons:
Love is Blue
Four supernaturally powerful handguns
Shuraba
Katana which sucks the soul of its victims (Blake is fascinated)
Durga
Gauntlets which strike with fire or electricity (Yang: So awesome)
Alruna
Whip imbued with poison
Takemikazuchi
Hammer which causes earthquakes on impact
Boomstick: Bayonetta is basically a tall, sexy armory. She wields gauntlets called Durga which attack with fire and electricity, a huge scythe that rots the souls of its victims, and a freaking lightsaber called Pillow Talk. She has a bow that fires poison arrows, a chainsaw made of dragon scales, a massive hammer that can cause earthquakes with every strike, and even ice skates which attack with ice. Obviously.
"And the scythe too! I want to see all of these weapons!" Ruby cheered.
Wiz: But her most beloved weapons are her four pistol set called Love Is Blue. Rather than swap between them like a normal person, she somehow manages to wield all of them at once, by using not only her hands but also her feet.
"Cool! I need to add gauntlets to my legs! Time to upgrade my fighting style!" Yang beamed.
Boomstick: How does that work? Does she have like, some kinda weird thumbs on her ankles or something? That would kinda detract from the hotness factor just a bit-OH MY GOD! She's covered in hair, and she uses her feet like hands, she's a monkey! MONKEY WITCH!
Ruby and Yang laughed, while Weiss facepalmed.
"Hey. Can Sun fight with his legs too, Blakey?" Yang asked.
"Please Yang. Enough of this 'Blakey' name-calling," Blake signed.
Bayonetta: This is awkward...
Wiz: I highly doubt that. She probably just uses some sort of magic. Speaking of magic, when Bayonetta wants to unleash her full potential, she triggers her 'Umbran Climax'.
Boomstick: (Chuckling)
"Don't get any funny ideas, Boomstick, you perverted dolt," Weiss said, annoyed.
Wiz: Which increases her strength and lets her summon Madama Butterfly's full unrestrained power. When fully unleashed, Madama Butterfly can shatter huge meteors by headbutting them.
"Headbutt meteors? That is so awesome," Ruby beamed.
"You keep saying that, Ruby," Weiss responded.
Boomstick: (sighs) Climax.
(*Cues: Fly Me To The Moon (Climax) - Bayonetta*)
Feats:
Defeated Jubileus, The Creator
Headbutt a skyscraper across a city
Threw a colossal satellite with her legs (Yang approves)
Dodged bullets when they were instantly repositioned behind her
Fought her way through inferno and back
Tanked a superpowered bullet to the face and was merely staggered
Boomstick: By herself, Bayonetta has pulled off some impressive feats. She's strong enough to kick military jets into the air, headbutt skyscrapers across the city, and even throw satellites with her legs in outer space. Oh, by the way, she can survive outer space.
"Dante and Bayonetta are some of the most powerful combatants we have ever seen in Death Battle," Blake pointed out. RWY agreed.
Wiz: Using Witch Time, she was able to defeat this thing in only a matter of real-time seconds. Even without Witch Time, her reaction speed is astronomical. For example, when a Lumen Sage stopped time to position newly fired bullets about three feet behind her, she managed to not only turn and identify the incoming threat but also dodge all 16 of them. Considering regular bullets travel around 2,500 feet per second, she must have pulled all that off in less than 1,000th of a second.
"Oh my dust. Looks like our ammunition is useless against Bayonetta," Weiss remarked.
Boomstick: And then there's that one time when she killed God. You know, by scissoring her hair with Jeanne's and punching the creator's soul across the entire solar system into the sun!
RWBY's jaws dropped.
"I want to punch that hard too," Yang said under her breath, astounded.
Wiz: Okay, obviously Bayonetta's feats and abilities are absolutely ridiculous, but she is sometimes rather inconsistent.
RWBY had confused expressions on their faces.
Boomstick: Despite her reaction time, she's been caught off guard by enemies ranging from a half-god called Lobster or something like that, and even a plant monster that managed to grab her out of the air.
"Hey! We're not always perfect, no matter how strong we are. We have flaws too, you know," Ruby spoke in wisdom. WBY also agreed with Ruby's statement.
Wiz: But regardless of whatever weaknesses she may have, Bayonetta's achieved more than anyone could possibly imagine, despite being 100% human.
"What?!" RWBY shouted in unison, surprised by the fact that a human can be extremely powerful, like Bayonetta's case.
Boomstick: Wait, she IS human?! Dibs.
Bayonetta: All right, let's dance baby.
Bayonetta is impressive to RWBY's eyes. Ruby and Yang were intrigued by Bayonetta's arsenal. Weiss and Blake were fascinated by what she accomplished.
"Okay team! Who is gonna win? I'm going with my favorite color, red. Dante. How about you guys?" Ruby asked.
"It's a tough call. But isn't Bayonetta stronger than Dante based on her accomplishments?" Blake questioned.
"Certainly seems like it. Let's not forget about Dante's cocky attitude," Weiss added.
"Regardless of who wins, this is gonna be a heck of a fight," Yang stated.
Wiz: Alright. The combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
Death Battle
(*Cues: Out of Darkness (Prologue) - Devil May Cry 4*)
Dante is in a clock tower. There, he is seen examining a doll. Bayonetta appears behind him.
"I must say, the animation is breathtaking," Weiss commented. "But I do wonder how Bayonetta suddenly appeared like that,"
Bayonetta: Another wandering lost soul I see?
Dante walks to Bayonetta.
"Ha ha. Love the whistle Dante made," Yang said
Dante: Lost? Nah. I'm looking for something called the Left Eye. Care to give me a hand? Could be fun.
Bayonetta: Hmph, I see. But if you're looking for the Left Eye, that would either make you an angel...
(*Cues: Genocide - Devil May Cry *)
Dante approaches Bayonetta. As soon as he does, both start exchanging blows. Bayonetta reveals her outfit and clashes in to Dante.
Bayonetta: Or a demon!
FIGHT!
"Let's go!" Ruby screamed.
Dante and Bayonetta begin fighting. Bayonetta shoots at Dante. He catches a bullet in his mouth and spits it out.
"Oh yeah! Definitely gonna try that!" Yang shouted.
Dante leaps in the air, and Bayonetta catches him in mid-air.
"Impressive aerial combat," Blake stated.
(*Cues: Blackened Angel (Battle) - Devil May Cry 4*)
Dante escapes and lands. Bayonetta summons Kafka.
Bayonetta: Take this!
Dante dodges and slashes at the arrows. He charges at Bayonetta, who uses Witch Time.
"Okay. Here goes Witch Time," Ruby said.
Bayonetta: Too slow.
Bayonetta lands many hits on Dante. She later summons the Iron Maiden, and throws Dante in, impaling him as blood splatters.
"Yuck. This is really bloody," Weiss said.
"But really, really awesome!" Yang yelled.
Bayonetta: Mmm, what a disappointing finish…
Dante breaks free from the trap, no injuries inflicted.
Dante: That all you got, sister?
"Wow. Dante is looking very good," Yang remarked, captivated.
Bayonetta laughs and takes out Rakshasha.
Bayonetta: Ah. Looks like you're more of a man than I thought!
Dante: C'mon!
"I really like the detail in this fight," Blake shared her opinion.
Dante sends energy waves at Bayonetta. She dodges them and uses Witch Time. She charges at Dante, who then uses Quicksilver to keep up with her speed. Bayonetta was surprised by this.
Bayonetta: What?
Yang laughed at Bayonetta's reaction.
Dante: Haven't used this in a while. Still got it!
Dante kicks a chair at Bayonetta.
Dante: In the money!
"Cool move, Dante!" Ruby yelled.
Bayonetta destroys the chairs being hurled at her. A chair hits her from behind.
Dante: Ha ha ha! Jackpot!
"Don't get too comfortable just yet. Remember what Chinese philosopher Laozi said," Weiss stated.
Bayonetta: You're a naughty boy hitting a girl like that. You need to be taught a lesson!
Bayonetta uses Arluna. She fights Dante again.
"When are we going to see Dante use his other weapons?" Ruby whined.
Dante: Ho ho ho! Now, this is what I'm talking about.
"I know right?" Yang said, excited for the fight.
Bayonetta: If you liked that, you're gonna love this.
Gomorrah is summoned. Dante salutes while smiling. Gomorrah devours Dante, only for him to hold the demon's mouth open.
"That won't be enough to take Dante out," Blake said.
Dante: Phew! Your breath stinks!
"I'm sure it does," Weiss replied.
Dante immediately kills Gomorrah. Bayonetta then slams Dante down in the lower floor. They clash against each other afterwards.
"This fight is like a cookie jar! I love it!" Ruby said.
"What does that even mean?" Weiss asked.
(*Cues: Max Anarchy OST- Find You*)
Bayonetta: This is where we part ways, love.
Dante: After you.
Trish shows up to help.
Trish: Dante!
RWBY was surprised by this sudden entrance.
"Trish?" Blake questioned.
Trish throws her motorcycle at Bayonetta. Jeanne intervenes and pushes the bike back at Trish. Trish slices it in half.
"And Jeanne too. I thought no outside help was allowed," Weiss said.
"Whatever. This is gonna make it so much fun. I love the fight so much," Yang said.
Ruby agrees. Tag battles are always fun. This opportunity won't always be present in Death Battle.
Dante turns to Trish.
Dante: C'mon Trish, you missed!
Trish: Oh don't be a baby. Let's finish her off!
"I'm actually excited for this," Weiss replied.
Back at Bayonetta and Jeanne.
Bayonetta turns to Jeanne.
Bayonetta: Jeanne.
Jeanne: Cereza. Having some guy trouble?
Bayonetta reassures her ally.
Bayonetta: Not to worry, I've got this one handled.
"Don't be so sure," Blake said.
Trish quickly interrupts the fight.
Trish: Wait, we're getting paid for this one, right?
Dante: C'mon!
Both teams begin fighting each other. Great team work is displayed, as RWBY were on the edge of their seats.
Trish readies her attack.
Trish: This is gonna hurt!
Jeanne is knocked back. Ruby is enjoying the fight a lot more now.
Dante begins fighting Bayonetta and calls his partner.
Dante: Trish!
Trish: Bye Bye!
Bayonetta is kicked back as Jeanne is then seen attacking Dante. Dante mocks his opponent.
Dante: What's wrong? Can't keep up?
"Don't underestimate your opponents, people," Weiss kindly reminded.
Bayonetta teleports and uses Witch Time. She kicks Dante back.
Bayonetta: So close.
Dante uses Pandora. Pandora turns into a chair with missiles. He and Trish both charged their attacks at Bayonetta and Jeanne, who both turn into panthers to escape. All four combatants eventually fight on top of a falling clock tower.
"That was a CATastrophe. Am I right, Blake?" Yang joked.
"Please stop, Yang. Ugh. Just because Bayonetta turned into a panther," Blake groaned at Yang's teasing.
(*Cues: Bayonetta 2 - Aesir*)
Jeanne is seen fighting Trish.
Jeanne: Where'd you get that outfit, a thrift store?
Trish: You're one to talk, that color looks terrible on you!
RWBY gasped.
"Don't ever say that to a woman," Weiss said.
Trish's sword misses Jeanne.
Jeanne: Ugh, *****!
Weiss was surprised. "Wait. Was that censored?"
Ruby showed her teammates a button. "This button did it. It censors swear words the moment it hears them. It replaces swear words with different noises. I bought it because you all know how there can be a lot of swearing in the show sometimes,"
"Ruby. I applaud you. Especially with Boomstick being a host to shis show, that's actually a great idea," Weiss remarked.
"Thank you Weiss," Ruby said, while giggling.
Jeanne kicks Trish off the clock and follows her.
"Uh oh," RWBY said together.
Dante: Trish, wait!
Bayonetta starts fighting Dante again.
Bayonetta: Best pay attention boy!
"Don't let your guard down," Blake advised.
After fighting for a bit, Dante uses Devil Trigger.
"Okay. This is gonna rock," Yang said, hyped to witness the Devil Trigger.
Bayonetta summons Madama Butterfly to punch Dante multiple times. Dante blocks every punch.
"Cool moves as always," Ruby replied.
Bayonetta summons Madama Butterfly's full form.
"Madama Butterfly," Blake simply stated, recalling how Madama Butterfly can shatter meteors without effort.
Bayonetta: Pretty or not, don't **** with a witch!
"Oooooh," RWBY reacts to Bayonetta's comment, while Ruby's anti-swear button does its work.
Madama Butterfly unleashes a punch at Dante, who he blocks and sends a clone to push Madama Butterfly back. Dante uses Yamato to cut Madama Butterfly's leg, then her head, killing the giant. Bayonetta is shocked by this.
Bayonetta: No! That's not possible!
"Bayonetta is at disadvantage without her giant," Weiss pointed out.
Dante and Bayonetta fight one last time until both shove their swords into each other. Dante loses his demon form while Bayonetta drops her gun.
"Is Dante dead?" Ruby asked.
"What about Bayonetta?" Weiss asked as well.
(*Cues: Burial Knocked Down Exhaustless Lucifer - Devil May Cry 4*)
Dante and Bayonetta step back. Dante shows no signs of pain, but Bayonetta is badly hurt.
Bayonetta: Augh, not possible…
"Bayonetta is injured!" Ruby cried out.
"Dante is fine though. It must be his healing factor," Blake pointed out.
Dante activates Lucifer and throws spikes at Bayonetta, injuring her more. Dante throws a rose at Yamato, which was inside Bayonetta.
Dante: Bullseye.
When the rose touches Yamato, Bayonetta explodes, leaving a bloody mess.
Blake was stunned while Weiss was grossed out.
Yang laughed. "Ruby killed Bayonetta!"
"What?" Ruby asked. She didn't understood what Yang meant until she realized that a rose killed Bayonetta, and ruby's surname is Rose.
Ruby laughed. "Oh. I get it now!"
After the clock lands on the streets, so does Dante, with a sword stuck in his chest.
Dante: How come I never meet any nice girls?
"I can be one of those nice girls for you,Dante," Yang purred at Dante.
Ruby continued to laugh. "He still has a sword in his chest! But he doesn't care!"
KO!
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(*Cues: Forza del Destino - Devil May Cry 4*)
Boomstick: Worst. Date. Ever!
"But best fight ever!" Ruby commented.
Wiz: Yeah they even lost their friends... I think? Whatever happened to Trish and Jeanne? Are they still fighting?
"Yeah. What happened to them?" Blake wondered.
Boomstick: Well I'll show you how I think it went down in my new show DBX!
RWBY was dumbfounded.
"A new show? I'm hyped!" Yang said.
Wiz: Wait, what? Did you actually do analysis on your own?
Boomstick: Heh heh, hell no! I'm just gonna make them fight!
Weiss facepalmed. "Not surprised at all. Boomstick only knows how to be a perverted dunce."
Wiz: Ugh! You would. What actually matters, it's true that Bayonetta's satellite throwing feat trumps any and all of Dante's physical displays of strength. However, Dante edges out in every other category.
"So Bayonetta had an edge in strength, but Dante outclassed her everywhere else," Blake said
Boomstick: His arsenal matched and exceeded Bayonetta's blow for blow. Hell, even a giant demon like Madama Butterfly is nothing new to this demon slayer for hire. But most of all, Bayonetta didn't have many ways to actually kill him. I mean the dude shrugs off mortal wounds every day like they were nothing more than bug bites! Both can take a bullet, but unlike Dante when Bayonetta's stabbed, it hurts! That's why avoiding attacks were her specialty.
"Probably a defect of being 100% percent human," Blake said.
"Blake. Did you just lowballed humans?" Weiss asked.
"What I meant is that humans don't possess healing factors. I never said humans are weak, Weiss," Blake clarified.
"Oh. Okay then," Weiss understood.
Wiz: But she can only dodge for so long against somebody like Dante. Early in their careers, Dante and Vergil obliterated each and every raindrop in a twelve-foot radius, briefly creating a completely open space in a rainstorm. Up to 30 raindrops can occupy a cubic foot on average, meaning they destroyed 108,000 raindrops in less than a second. Without any extra abilities or styles. Even with Bayonetta's absurd reaction speed, Dante striking so much space in so little time far outclasses anything she's ever had to avoid.
"Dante is just too fast for her. Speed is important," Ruby said, smiling.
Boomstick: Even when she tried avoiding him with Witch Time, Dante's Quicksilver evened the playing field, basically making it useless.
"They cancel each other basically," Blake said.
Wiz: It was just a matter of time before Bayonetta suffered the fatal blow.
Boomstick: Well you know what they say, hair today, gone tomorrow.
"Hey! Don't disrespect the hair!" Yang cried out.
Wiz: The winner is Dante.
"I knew this death battle was gonna be good," Yang said.
"All death battles are good, Yang," Ruby added.
"We should watch more every now and then. The fight scenes in this one was incredible," Blake commented.
"Yes. But look at the time, you guys. It's late at night. We should all be sleeping," Weiss reminded everyone.
"Okay. Let's watch death battle every now and then," Ruby said as she and her team head off to their beds. Ruby smiled when she laid her head on her pillow, excited for more death battle in the future. "Good night everyone."
Thank you for reading. Comment and send requests. Check out my polls and other stories in my profile. Also, would you be interested in me creating original characters for RWBY? I could base them off some of the Death Battle combatants. That is it for now. Bye.