Daily Life of the Mother Star
Set in an AU where the apocalypse didn't happen and the Nanto Roku Seiken are roommates. Centered around Yuria. Shit happens. You know the deal.
Chapter 1: Shopping
Yuria: Alright, so I'm going out. Anyone want anything?
Rei: Yeah, uhh, we ran out of 7-Up here. Buy a pack, alright?
Yuria: Okay. Anything else?
Shin: How about you go out with me instead? slapped by Yuria OW!
Hi there. My name is Yuria. I just happen to seem like your run-of-the-mill, average girl next door.
Toh: Huh? Oh, good morning Lady Yuria!
Yuria: Morning Toh! How are you doing?
Toh: I'm fine, thank you. How about you?
Yuria: I'm fine, also. Going out to shop.
Toh: Oh, I see. Well, see you later!
Yuria: Bye! Say hi to your father!
But the thing is…I'm the Mother Star of Nanto. And what that means, is that I'm a part of the Nanto Roku Seiken.
Yuda: Mwahahahahahahahahaaaa! There! I won!
Rei: What?! That's clearly cheating, you asshole!
Yuda: Mwahahahaha! Just accept the fact that you'll never win against me, the strongest and most beautiful man in the world!
Rei: Grr…you mother-
Shuu: Hey, hey, what's going on?
Rei: Ah, Shuu! Come here!
Shuu: What?
Rei: There, look at him! Look at his gay-ass face! He's cheating, right?
Yuda: No I didn't!
Rei: Yes you did! Look, you can read hearts, right? He's clearly cheating, right, Shuu?
Shuu: Well…sorry to break it to you Rei, but no, Yuda didn't cheat.
Yuda: A-HA!
Rei: WHAT?!
Yuda: Hahahahaha! Suck it, loser!
Rei: Grrr…yeah, right! How about that one time I beat you at Tic-Tac-Toe and you just went ahead and poisoned my food?! If Shuu weren't there, I would've died! You murderer!
Yuda: I didn't! You wanna talk about poisoning food, Souther should've been your first suspect!
Shuu: Okay, okay, cut it out you kids! It's too early in the morning to get mad over a game of F-Zero!
Yuda and Rei: …..
Shuu: Sigh….this is the third time! Well, at least you two managed to hold back from using Nanto Seiken on each other, unlike last time….
Yuda and Rei: …..we're sorry Shuu.
….…yeah. Well, putting that aside, the Nanto Roku Seiken is a group of masters of 6 top Nanto styles: Shin, Rei, Yuda, Shuu, Souther, and me. Although I can't really be called a "master", per se, since I can't actually fight using Nanto Seiken, unlike the other five. Which sucks. And we're currently living together under the same roof.
Toki: Huh? Hey, Yuria!
Yuria: Oh, hi Toki! How are you doing? How's your sickness? Are you feeling better?
Toki: Oh, I'm feeling a lot better. Well, I still cough up blood now and then, but suppose it's better than last time when I'm completely bedridden. Haha.
Yuria: Oh, I see. And, ummm….is Ken inside?
Toki: Kenshiro? Oh, he just went to accompany Bat and Lin to school.
Yuria: Oh, I see. I just….you know….want to ask if we can go out sometime.
Toki: Oh…..okay then, I'll tell him.
Yuria: Alright. Thanks Toki! I'll be going!
Toki: Yeah! See you later!
Oh, I forgot to tell you about the Hokuto brothers. They are four adopted brothers who are practitioners of the Hokuto Shinken: Raoh, the eldest; Toki, Jagi, and my boyfriend Kenshiro. They're also living together like the Nanto Roku Seiken. I heard from Ken that they tend to fight over the pettiest things everyday...which, is is something I'm all too familiar with. I also heard they're currently embroiled in a succession crisis or something...I just hope Ken will be fine.
At the supermarket.
Yuria: Okay! A pack of 7-Up, hmmm….I think we're also running out of snacks. Pick this, and…..bumps into someone Ah! I-I'm sorry, I should be more-
And that someone turned out to be none other than the eldest Hokuto brother, Raoh.
Raoh: stares at Yuria menacingly
Yuria: (EEEEKKK! It's…..it's Raoh! Crap! Is he gonna kill me?!)
Raoh: ….
Yuria: (…I-I better pay for this and get the hell outta here!)*suddenly phone ring Oh, Souther? Hello?
Souther: Hey, Yuria! You know, we ran out of tea!
Yuria: Oh, did we?
Souther: Yeah! So you better pick some, okay? I can't go a day without enjoying my morning tea!
Yuria: Okay, but, umm…which one?
Souther: How the hell do you not know what my favourite is?!
Yuria: How the hell am I supposed to know what everyone's favorite is?!
Souther: Tch! It's Earl Grey, okay!
Yuria: Got it!
Souther: Don't forget it!
Yuria: Yeesh! Fine, fine! God, you're just so-
Raoh: Hey, Yuria.
Yuria: Eeeekk! R-raoh?
Raoh: That's Souther, right?
Yuria: Ummm….yeah?
Raoh: snatches Yuria's phone and says very loudly BITCH.
Souther: EEEEEKKKKK! …
Shuu: …Souther? Is anything the matter?
Yuria: widens eyes
Raoh: throws Yuria's phone
Yuria: catches her phone back …
And later, Yuria returned.
Yuria: I'm home-
Souther: YURIAAAAAAA!
Yuria: EEEKKK!
Souther: You….what did you just say back then?!
Yuria: What?!
Shuu: Souther, calm down!
Souther: SILENCE! You…..what did you just call me on the phone?!
Yuria: What?! That-that was Raoh! Not me!
Souther: Raoh? …
Shuu: …..Souther?
Souther: ….GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAA! Aha, I get it now!
Shuu: Huh?
Souther: That Raoh….heh, he wants to provoke me! But did he seriously think that I, Souther, would respond to such a measly bait? Well, two can play this game.
Shuu: (You're saying that while almost destroying your room in rage after he called you a bitch…..)
Souther: Well, I'll do this later. I must enjoy my tea first. Gwahahahaha! Just you wait, Raoh!
Shuu: whispering They're always like this.
Yuria: whispering back Yeah, I know.
Shuu: I wish I could simply stop the two from fighting almost every daily. Conflict between Hokuto and Nanto isn't desirable, after all. But, alas…
Yuria: Sigh…..you're right…..last time they even almost destroyed the world while fighting each other with their strongest attacks….heh, funny, how do you think that would've turned out…
Shuu: Huh?
Yuria: Oh, it's nothing.
Shin: running towards Yuria YURIAAAA- knocked out by Rei
Yuria: Thanks a lot Rei.
Rei: Anytime. Believe me, I know what you felt. It started when this particular red-haired-
Yuda: tackles Rei down OhOHMYGOD I SLIPPED DOWN! THAT WAS, THAT WAS DEFINITELY AN ACCIDENT, OKAAAAYYYY?! I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SOOOOOOO SORRRY I *keeps on babbling nonsense to hide the truth*
Yuria: sweatdrop
So anyway, my name is Yuria, and I'm living with the other Nanto Roku Seiken under the same roof. Which means stuff like these have become a regular for me.
To Be Continued…..
HEYA! Yet another rise from the dead. Is it even a surprise anymore?
But anyway, I have a public announcement for everyone who follows me for DW fanfics (which is to say, all of them), that I'm sorry for deciding to mix things up a little and providing fics for the (sadly small as fuck) archive of another series I'm currently obsessed with: Hokuto no Ken.
So yeah...I just thought that a modern AU slice-of-life centering around Yuria (and the other Nantos) would be a pretty hilarious idea. I chose Yuria because let's face it, her life and people surrounding her would make a pretty hilarious sitcom.
If you're not bothered by it because you're also a a fellow Hokuto no Ken fan: YAY! I'm so happy to find another one in this painfully small fandom. I'm honestly desperate to find someone to talk about this amazing 35-tear old series cries (SMACK!)
Or if you're not bothered by it but not a fan of it: thank you also! I will make another DW fic, I swear! SMACK!
Also, you guys can also send in suggestions for the next chapter as well! (Read: I'm lazy as fuck when coming up with ideas for my fics so I want you guys to do it for me- SMACK!)
Anyways, please leave a review and have a good day!