A/n hey guys! I was super sad to see my first installment, "The Reason We Fight", come to an end.
It seemed to get a lot of views, so then I decided I'd continue the story!
This a sequel, and it has a few references to the first, but you're also free to read just this one without reading the first one. You might get a bit lost though, since it's an AU.
Anyway, it begins right where the first one left off (spoilers for the first one ahead!) !Enjoy!
-Hanna ;)
"OMG CLARISA I CANT BELIVE WE ACTUALY ELPOED " Castiel squealed in disbelief, prancing around in joyous circles.
"me neither" she replied. "so its tim for our honeymoon now"
"horay"
"lets go to disneywolrd"
"okie"
So he telpored her and himself into disneyworld (to avoid havig to pay ticket sales 'cause theyre frekin expensive LOL).
"yay we made it to didneyworl and we didnt even have to pay money!" exclamed clarisa, "so LETS GO MEET POCHONATAS!"
seventeen minutes later:
'Wow too bad pochontas had to go home because you kicked her in the nose.'" Castie noted, with only the slightest ounce dread and sympathy for the Pocahontas.
"Yeh i thought she was suppsoesd to be brave, but she was just a weak worthless fool." shrugged Clarisa. "Lets go see if mulan is a better fighter!"
22 minutes later:
"Wow too bad Mulan got a concussion when you knocked her out!"
"Ye I though shed know kungfu but turns ot shes just a dispointmen. LEts go see snow whte insted"
19 minutes later:
"Wow too bad snow white didnt wake upfrom the sedative you gave her when i kissed her"
"Ikr i though that a hot guy kiss was supposed to waker her up!"
"Aw i guess im not hot enough"
"true. Youre not that hot."
" :'( " the angel stated.
But thats ok you can still feel good abou yoursefl Castel."
"how"
"becasue you married me! not to be arrgonat but i think i'm probably the prettiest girl on the planet. even if youre not hot, yuor still my husban! anyway lets go meet Arliel!"
21 minutes later:
"Wow too bad areil alsot drowned when you threw her into the fountan!"
"Ikr I thught she could breathe underwater. What a loser. Les go see if Jasmin is any good."
45 minutes later:
"Wow too bad jasimn almos died when we brought that tiger from Animal Kingdom to her"
"Yeh, but she had a pet tiiger she should have been able to handle it. She used to be my role modle, now I'll never look up to someone so weak again. lets go see if Cinderella is as cool as she should be"
six minutes later:
"wow too bad Cindarella had to go to the emrgeny room when she steped on those glas shards."
"Omg shes such a loser, she wore glass slippers thats basicaly the same thing. Lets hope rapnuzle isnt that big of a disappiontmen"
1 minute and 26 seconds later:
"Wow too bad rapunzel alsot bled to death when you stabbed her"
"Ikr i thought her hair gave her healing powres what a weakling. lets go see if elsa is relly as cool as everyone says"
879 minutes later:
:wow to bad Elas had to go to the hospital from the third degree burns you gave her with that blowtorch"
"i just dont understnad" Clarissa shruged apathetically "I though she had snow powers, wouldn that protect her from the heat? Ive been lied to, this is the woort day ever. anyway castli im done with princesss, who havent we met still"
"Mike wezowskie!"
"OMG NO i don't wanna meet him, he only has one eye and he's a freaken turtle"
"Aw ok. "
"oh i know who we should meet. Its…." she paused for dramatic effect "GASTON!"
"You men the villani from Sleeping beuaty and the besat?'
"Yep. hes the hottest"
"I thought I was the hottest. '"Cas sobbed.
"Nope, sorry pal. you arent even close. Gaston is."
So they got in line and waited to meet gasotn there were a bunch of littrle girls in Belle dresses in fornt of them, Claris secretly wishes she could kill them all so she could just meet gatson already.
When they got there they recognize gaston, but they werent sure why. Then Cass realized:
"OMG SATAN WHA?T ARE YOU DOIGG IN DISNEYWORLL?"
"Satan?" a lot of parents' heads turned.
Children started to cry.
Cinderella's castle caught flames for a split second.
Then a record scratch was heard.
"Lol no guys im not satin im gaston" he assured them
"Oh ok" parents chuckled and wiped sweat from their forheads.
But Castli wasnt convinced. "Dud your my brothe and I can see your tru form, i know its you luficer"
"Idk what you are talking abt my name is Gaston i'm in love with bell;."
"I'll prove it to everyon!" Castiel reached over and ripped his gaston wig off! Castil was right! LUCIFER WAS THERE! Everyon gasped!
"OMG brother you were a cheeto and dean ate yoju, how are you back alive?"
"Thats not imrtonapnt." he sighed, regretting the cheto incident that had happened four dreadful years ago.
The security team came to arrest castli for taking gasotn'S wig off. "you are under arrestt wigsnatcher!' one guard said
"ha i dont think so," said Caistle "come on clarasi lets get out of this place!" he telportged away with clarsi.
Then lucifer' boss came to fire him from Disneyworld!
"u broke character and you're also the devil, youre fired."
"but, boss-"
"sorr pal. look like youll be working at gas stations for the rest of your life!"
"this suck" lucfer sighed, "-_-" he telportoed away to go cry on a park bench.
Wow what a chaotic honeymoon!