Note: This is just a stupid idea that I came up with last week and I had to write an actual story about it. This is just going to be a stupid crossover with Smash Bros. and a cartoon series that I've really been into lately about a cartoon character joining Smash and what happens when non-video game characters join the battle. Anyway, enjoy this stupid story.

Let's (Not) Be Smashers

Chapter 1: K.O. the Newcomer

Somewhere in Subspace, Master Hand was on a computer looking over the blogs of fan requests for the upcoming Super Smash Bros. game for the Nintendo Switch. There were some pretty reasonable requests, such as Spring Man and Decidueye, but then there were some that made him cringe, with some people requesting characters like Goku and Naruto.

"Why the f**k are people still asking for Goku and Naruto to be in Smash?!" Master Hand asked himself in irritation. It really pissed him off with the fact that there were stupid people requesting stupid characters that haven't even originated from video games and will never, ever be in Smash in a billion years. When he scrolled down and saw a request for Shrek, Master Hand completely lost his shit and threw his computer away.

"What the f**k is wrong with people and these stupid requests?! You know what?! I don't care about this horse-s**t tournament anymore! ANYBODY can be a goddamn Smasher now! You want Goku in Smash?! Here, have Goku! You want Naruto in Smash?! Here, have Naruto! You want Shrek in Smash?! Here, have Shrek! ARE YOU FANS F**KING HAPPY NOW?!"

And with that, Master Hand took a blank invitation and sent it somewhere into hyperspace, meaning that it could go to any universe in existence. Whoever finds this invitation would be the one to join the battle, and whoever it would be, he hoped that it would be an actual video game character.

It was a seemingly normal day in Lakewood Plaza Turbo. What made this day any different than any other day? I don't know, I can't write good sentences to describe days so leave me alone. Anyway, it was as normal as normal could possibly be in a world full of superheroes.

Suddenly, out of absolutely nowhere, a strange portal appeared out of the sky, but coming out of it wasn't a robot from Boxmore. No, instead it was a piece of paper that flew in the wind and glided through the air. It floated towards a house where a young boy was sleeping in front of it and the paper landed right on his face.

K.O. awoke when he felt something hit his face, and when he opened his eyes, something was completely covering his face.

"AAH! IT'S A FACEHUGGER FROM ALIENS AND IT'S EATING MY FACE!" K.O. screamed and he began to run around like a maniac.

Inside the house, K.O.'s mother Carol heard him screaming like a crazed banshee outside, and her motherly instincts kicked in and she quickly kicked the front door down. "K.O., what's all the screaming about?!"

"MOMMY, THERE'S A FACEHUGGER ON MY FACE!" K.O. screamed. "GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF!"

Carol was confused. How the hell would K.O. know what a facehugger is? She then saw that the "facehugger" on his face was just a piece of paper. "I'll get it off you, K.O.. Just stay still and let me-" Carol knelt down and reached for the paper, but K.O. swatted her hand away.

"NO, DON'T PULL IT OFF! YOU'LL RIP MY FACE OFF!"

"Hold still, K.O.!" Through K.O.'s squirming, Carol finally managed to get the paper off. Thankfully, his face had not been torn off, but there was a red mark on which the paper was stuck to. "How did this paper get stuck to your face?"

"Uhh...I don't know."

"And how do you know what a facehugger is?"

"Uhh...because Rad showed me that one movie with the aliens." K.O. admitted sheepishly, but Carol didn't say anything about that and looked at the piece of paper that managed to latch onto her son's face. "What does it say, Mommy?"

"It says, 'Dear-huh, there doesn't seem to be a name here-, you have been invited to be a newcomer for the fifth Super Smash Bros. tournament'."

"Super Smash Bros. tournament? What's that?"

"I don't know, but it says that some bus will be coming tomorrow morning to take you to the Smash Mansion. Guess that's where all of the fighters live."

"The Smash Mansion?" K.O. grabbed the paper from and stared at it with starry eyes. "A fighting tournament...maybe that's what will make me the world's greatest hero! Wait 'til I tell Rad and Enid!" He then ran off to tell everyone about the news.