The Greatest Review Ever

This clearly isn't a chapter, but I got two reviews from someone earlier that I just have to share. I think he went and deleted them, cuz I sure as hell didn't, but I still have them here and they're amazing.

Quast: I like Neoptolemus you f***, he was the ancestor of Olympias of Epirus, Mother of Alexander the Great and Pyrrhus I of Epirus, you f*** traitor.

Quast:This is why Percy is NOT mt favorite character; his f*** loyalty towards women, not the greeks. I understand Neoptolemus but not you. I hate you. You're an a***. You're no greek, you're trojan or should i say roman. I will break all of you're bone and then i will beat you into a bloody pulp.

I wouldn't normally address this but it's just so funny I have to. Like, dude, I get it, you liked a character, but my man, there's no reason to be so aggressive. It's just a story. If you hate it so much, stop reading. No one forced you to. I also love how he's so angry that he's threatening to beat me into a bloody pulp and break all my bones. Very original, I must say, and very inspiring. I hope to hear more from this guy, tbh, because it was damn funny to wake up and read these.

Cheers, CombatTombat