Okay. Did not expect to do a second chapter for this... but popular demand. Finally have the rewrite of my other fanfic up. Please take a look, even if you read the origional I changed some things up. I will try to update that every week/bi-weekly.
Two Days Later
BATCAVE
Jason Todd POV
"Are you still not going to tell me what happened?" Bruce asks me.
"Master Bruce I would like you to stop bugging Master Jason about his girlfriend," Alfred says.
"For the last time she is not my girlfriend," I yell at them but all they do is smirk. Why do they keep having to ship me with Donna? WHY?
I can NEVER tell them what happened.
"But Donna did attack you," Bruce asks.
"Yes," I reluctantly say, unsure of how Bruce will take it.
"If a girl attacks you it means that they have a crush."
"That's not why she attacked me."
"Then why did she attack you," he mocks me.
"Because she doesn't understand how the internet works."
"Why would she attack you over that?"
"Why would she attacking me mean that she has a crush on me?"
"Because that is how it starts."
"That might be how it starts with the dominatri-."
"[POW]" Bruce hits me on the head.
"Quit suggesting my ex-girlfriends are prostitutes," he told me.
"One!" I replied. "I suggested one was a prostitute. Then I suggested Catwoman was a dominatrix. Different things. And they both were!"
"[SIGH] But don't say that out loud."
"[RING] [RING] [RING]" Bruce's phone is going off.
"Give me a sec," he says. "Diana what are you calling about?" he asks into the phone.
"Bathing suit. Shackles. A lasso of submission. Now I think you dated two dominatrixes." Bruce then put his hand over the phones speakers.
"She heard that." I look at him in horror before he finally says something that calms me. "I'm joking." Thank god. "Please repeat that I'm talking with-" he paused. Batman never pauses. "I'll ask him about-" Batman has to position the phone away from his ear. Batman sets down the phone. "What happened with you and Donna?"
"It's better that I don't say," I say in fear of what Donna would do to me.
"Well Donna says you put something on the Google of knowledge and then destroyed every computer in the Themysciran embassy."
"[SIGH] I should not have to deal with this."
That Night
MOUNT JUSTICE
Kid Flash POV
"Will one of you two explain what happened?" Wonder Woman asks in a clearly angry but restrained voice. She was also pointing to the crater in the ground caused by Donna trying to kill Jason. Now the two of them (in civilian clothes, though Jason had bandages on his ankle and head) stood before Wonder Woman, Green Arrow, Batman, and Red Tornado to figure out what happened. I'm surprised Nightwing isn't here. He would love to see Jason get in trouble for whatever Donna tried to kill him for.
"[MUNCH] [MUNCH]"
Zee looks at me. "Whaaaa?" I reply with popcorn stuffed in my mouth.
"Why are you so happy?" Zee asks me.
"I'm not happy. I will be happy once the show starts."
"Donna explain to me why you would inappropriately use your abilities against a defenseless boy," Wonder Woman yells at Donna. Jason seemed angry at the idea of him being defenseless.
"Now I'm getting happy," I whisper to Zee in joy.
"Talk or get the lasso," Wonder Woman told the young protégés.
Both Donna and Jason look at each other before looking to the ground. Jason with insecurity, Donna with a red blush across her face.
"Do you know what happened?" Zee quietly asks me.
"No, [MUNCH] I was hoping to hear what happened here," I respond quietly. "[MUNCH] [MUNCH]"
Not entirely sure what happened but yesterday I walked in and there was crater in the main room. Apparently Donna made the crater while beating Jason and now he has a sprained ankle alongside a concussion. Jason is the first of the two to start speaking.
"I think this whole intervention is unnecessary," he said. "Donna and I are perfectly capable of-"
"Robin I know that you are merely trying to help your friend avoid punishment," Wonder Woman interrupted. "But Donna needs to learn to control her own strength. Unlike you reckless use of her power can easily result in untold destruction. Which is why she must be disciplined for using her strength on petty issues."
"Listen, what happened with that crater was between us."
"Robin. We know you destroyed the video footage of her beating you into the ground," Green Arrow said. "If you are embarrassed from losing a fight to your girlfriend but I have my-"
"[THUMP]"
That loud sound causes us all to look away. I look over and see Donna banging her fist into the ground while mumbling something.
"Gr... gr... il,... nd..." It's too quiet for me to make out.
"-#$$ handed to me a lot by my girlfriend." Green Arrow continues, confused about what is happening around him. Jason goes up to Donna to help her up.
"This was your whole plan," Donna said with dead eyes. She then stood up and grabbed Jason. "You realized you could take advantage of me at that time." She then pulled back her fist as Jason prepared for a beating. "AND NOW YOU HAVE THEM THINKING WHAT YOU WANT!" she said in rage. Wonder Woman had to intervene to hold her protégé back. "THAT I'M SOME TROPHY YOU CAN HANG ON A WALL TO SHOW OFF!"
"Donna stand down!" Wonder Woman asked in concern... for Jason.
Now if I wasn't enjoying Jason at the mercy of an enraged Amazon so much I would have asked the question we are all thinking. What happened between Donna and Jason that caused the warrior princess to try and kill him?
"Perhaps if I may intervene," Red Tornado asks. Donna let go of Jason and Wonder Woman let go of Donna. "I was with Robin and Troia before this incident took place." Now all of us are paying attention to Red Tornado. "Troia offered to-"
"BE QUIET!" Jason and Donna yell at Red Tornado, both of them blushing alot.
"[MUNCH] [MUNCH] [MUNCH] [MUNCH]"
This is sooo good.
Batman, Green Arrow, and Wonder Woman all look at each other before turning their gaze to Jason and Donna.
"Tornado continue," Batman asked. Jason then ran up to RT.
"Please don't," Jason said, kneeling with his hands above his head aimed at Red Tornado. "I beg you."
Wonder Woman then throws her lasso of truth over RT. "Continue talking." She says.
"You do realize that this cannot affect me," RT replied.
Wonder Woman pauses for a second before starting to retract the rope one tug at a time. After she has put it back on her waste she states, "Sorry habit."
"Troia offered to make-" Tornado was interrupted by a projectile he caught in midair. We all look at the origin of the projectile and see Jason in a post-throwing standing. "Did you think you could damage my voice-"
"[VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMP]"
"-bbbbbbbbbbboooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwxxxxxxxxxx..."
Red Tornado proceeds to fall over. The projectile Robin threw just caused an EMP blast to go off.
"Robin!" Batman yelled at his protégé. "What are you doing?!"
"The right thing," Donna said unable to look any of us in the eye.
"Silencing him," Robin replied. "Can Donna and I not have a private life without an intervention?"
"We are your legal guardians. So no." Robin seemed as though he was about to say something before he backed down.
"Alright then," Robin said in defeat. "Then I demand an intervention for your flaws!" Robin yelled at the adults with new energy.
"What?" Green Arrow asked.
"YOU!" he said pointing to Batman. "Why did we get into this position? Because we inherited you're character flaws. You continue to give criminal leniency to your ex-girlfriends, messing up my perspective on inter-gender relations. While YOU!" Jason then points to Wonder Woman. "You continue to be unwilling to learn about anything that you consider immoral, creating an atmosphere of ignorance for your sidekick like an abstinence-only program."
WHOW. Where did that come from? "[MUNCH][MUNCH][MUNCH]"
Zee and Green Arrow are just staring at Jason while Batman and Wonder Woman have to take a step back.
"What!" Wonder Woman was very confused by Jason's suggestion.
"You heard me!" He yelled back. "You two are attempting to shift blame from yourselves for your parental and individual failures to us. The victims of your incompetence by-"
"That's it!" Batman said, not interested in Jason's tangent thoughts. "Your attempts to shift the topic of this conversation from Troia's reckless use of your powers to us, hoping to create so much confusion that these two- " he said pointing to Wonder Woman and Green Arrow "-would forget that you were the victim of a beating by a teammate were doomed."
"I wasn't trying to distract you all," Jason snapped back.
"Then what did my example for inter-gender relations and Wonder Woman's abstinenceprogram do to set up what happened between you and Donna?" Batman replied. Jason seemed as though he was about to say something. Then looked to Donna, then back to Batman and said nothing. Batman was not amused with his sidekick's silence. "I don't know what happened, but I highly doubt it had anything to do with sex ed."
"[THUMP]" Donna colapses on the floor, banging it with her hands. Jason walks over to try and help her. Donna looks at Jason with killer eyes.
"[MUNCH]"
I see in the corner that Wonder Woman is about to get in on the action. This is going to be soooooooo good. What is Jason and Donna's secret!? I have to know. How did he piss off the amazon godess so badly?
"[MUNCH] [MUNCH] [MUNCH] [MUNCH] [MUNCH] [MUNCH]"
"Here we go!" Wonder Woman enthusiastically says, bringing out her lasso. She threw the lasso and engulfed both Jason and Donna tying them together. "Now what-" she is interrupted by Green Arrow.
"Can we talk?" Green Arrow asks. Then the three adults walked into a corner to talk amongst themselves, Wonder Woman keeping Donna and Jason uncomfortably tied together. I try to walk over and listen but Zee stops me.
"Stluda eht ot netsil ot su wolla," Zee casts.
"What do you think is going on Ollie?" Black Canary asks. The spell Zee cast must allow us to listen in.
"This might seem crazy but hear me out," Green Arrow replied. "I think your sidekicks are dating." I look over to see Wonder Woman looking at him in disbelief and fluster.
"What-What evidence do you have?" Wonder Woman asks awkwardly.
"It would make sense," Batman interrupted. "He's trying to stand up to us for some reason. He might be trying to impress her."
"But- Donna has never- She would have-" Wonder Woman could not process what she was hearing.
"Hey I didn't believe it the first time Roy found a girlfriend, but-" Green Arrow tried to say
"However they are incompatible," Batman cut him off. "I can see Jason getting a girlfriend, but I don't think he would get along with Donna."
"Oh come on they seem-" Green Arrow notices that Wonder Woman is walking up to the two.
"Donna. Tell me. Are you and Jason-"
"[ROOOOOOOOOOOM]" A tornado appears around Red Tornado's body. "All functions back online." Red Tornado says. "A low level EMP like that would not keep my processers from functioning for very long." Red Tornado looks at the three other adults.
"Tornado what did Robin try to stop you from telling us," Batman asked.
"That Donna had wanted to make pornography with him," the unemotional machine said.
"[THUMP]" the popcorn hits the ground.
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"That lucky #$!%#$#," I mutter bellow my teeth.
HOW?
How the #$%^ can a twelve, A #$%^ING TWELVE, year-old get to second base with an Amazon princess?!
Lucky son of a #!$%^ !
NIGHTWING TEACH ME!
Batman's eyes were larger than they normally but focused on Jason and Donna whose face was so red that if she wearing a red hoodie you would think it was floating.
Jason was struggling to get out of the lasso he was tied to Donna with.
Wonder Woman just held onto her lasso with her jaw dropped.
Zatanna hadn't moved. Or breathed. Or blinked.
Green Arrow was on the ground trying to hide his mouth. "He... ha... he..." I think he's laughing and rolling on the ground.
"You- You- " Wonder Woman was also having difficulty comprehending what was going on. "Give me more context." She yelled atTornado.
"Troia held Robin to the ground then demanded that he make pornography, offering herself as an assistant," Red Tornado explained.
Wonder Woman lets go of her lasso.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA," Green Arrow laughs away.
"YOU!" Wonder Woman yells at Batman. "What are you teaching him?!" she demanded to know.
"I had nothing to do with this," Batman said very, VERY, defensively. "Maybe my butler-"
"MAYBE YOU! Taught your protégé to use your seductive brainwashing techniques."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Green Arrow was still laughing away.
"FIRST OF ALL!" he snapped back. "It sounds like she tried to coerce him."
"Oh please Bruce you can make people think that they want to do something wh-"
"Recognized. Robin B13."
All of us shift our eyes to the Zeta-Tube where we see the tube activate.
I thought he was tied up.
I look over and see Donna is also out of the rope but she is currently rolling on the ground. "[Sniffle] [Sniffle]" She's crying.
"Bring him back here!" Wonder Woman yells. She runs over to the console. Then she enters the Zeta Tube.
"ACCESS DENIED."
"What!" she said in rage at the computer.
"03 Wonder Woman is not allowed to pursue B13 Robin."
"You gave him administration!" Wonder Woman yelled at Batman.
"He must have hacked the system," Batman said.
"Self destruct sequence initiated."
This causes Zatanna to start paying attention again. Wonder Woman takes a step out of the
"3. 2. 1."
"[BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM]"
KITCHEN, MOUNT JUSTICE
Robin POV
"[BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM]"
Couldn't actually escape from the cave without getting caught. But I could escape to the kitchen and watch from the camera system.
Now that they think I have left I can just hide here till they calm down.
"AHHHHHHH!" I heard somebody scream in rage.
I look back at the camera and see that Wonder Woman is trying to attack Batman.
Feels nostalgic.
Wonder if that girl attacking has a crush on him.
Thanks for reading. Please comment. Please read my Young Justice: The Superhero Conspiracy!
I know a lot of you asked for Superboy and Miss Martian stuff, but I don't want to do a one-shot with them until I've fleshed out their relationship in YJ:TSC. Since I have a storyline for that I haven't gotten to write yet.