Soooooo...sorry, yeah, new one, hit us and wouldn't stop until we wrote it down.

This one is mostly humorous, though it will contain aspects of seriousness (maybe).

PLEASE READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE BELOW IT'S KIND OF IMPORTANT (MAYBE) THANKS BYE.

Enjoy~

Chapter ONE

Sixth Hokage Hatake Kakashi looks over the letter one more time just to make sure he had read it correctly, because he has just chased the current banes of his existence out of his office after enduring an hour of complaints and loud yelling, and he might just chidori himself if one more person looks at him like he is crazy.

He has had enough of that earlier, thank you very much.

Of course, no one else seemed to understand why he had done what he had done, but that was because they didn't have to deal with the mess that no one had bothered to tell him came with being Hokage. He did, though, so he would deal with it however he wished to deal with it.

He calls through the door of the office he very much wishes he could destroy. "Summon ANBU Team Seven, please."

Nara Shikamaru pops his head in through the door and yawns. "Aren't they currently not ANBU?" He asks drowsily. "I mean, you just demoted them."

The 'again' was not said, but Kakashi could hear it. He pinches the spot between his eyes. "Yes, right-Just call Team Seven."

Shikamaru yawns again and waves his hand to acknowledge his order before the door closes.

Kakashi sighs.

After the Fourth Shinobi War, Team Seven had been hailed as heroes and simply put, everyone loved them. People from all over the lands came to catch a glimpse of them. They honored the ground they walked. There were posters, and books and plays and movies. Kakashi even knew of several cases where bandits they had been sent to capture willingly gave themselves up, or evil corrupt rulers of land relinquished their positions in exchange for signatures.

Of course when they didn't Team Seven happily beat them all into the ground, and that in itself was not an issue, seeing as that had been how evildoers had been dealt with since the beginning of time.

No, the issue was when Kakashi thought 'beat into the ground', it was literally 'beat into the ground'.

Oh look Team Seven just buried an evil organization into a huge crater! And knocked down several acres worth of perfectly nice trees! Awesome! Now we can use this as an attraction site! People from all over will come to look at this huge hole in the ground!

Just thinking about it made Kakashi's head hurt because no one understood that destruction came with paperwork, and it was not fair because of he, who was miles away from this huge crater and had not even seen it in real life, had to fill in paperwork explaining why exactly catching a handful of civilian thieves Team Seven had come across during their returning trip from another mission had led to a new attraction site being named after them.

The last time he heard, Park Seven was prospering.

His thoughts were interrupted when a piercingly loud voice was heard.

"I told you it wouldn't last long! It's only been an hour; this is a record."

"Maybe, just maybe, we can keep the rank of ANBU for more than a week this time."

"Hn, I doubt that, seeing who exactly is on this team."

"Actually, I'm sure that was partially your fault. If you hadn't set the forest on fire, there would've been no need for everything to have escalated to the scale it had-"

"Are you conveniently forgetting the fact that you were the one that created that crater?"

"It was Naruto that-wait-Naruto, you said you'd finish your bowl of ramen before we got to the office! Stop spilling-"

There is a loud crash, then the sound of liquid splattering onto the ground. Everything is quiet for a moment before the shouting begins.

"Naruto! That shelf was right in front of you. How could you not have seen it."

"Hn, I thought it was an established fact that the Dobe is stupid."

"What did you say Teme?"

There was another crash.

"Guys! We're trying to show Kakashi-sensei that we are respectable, reliable shinobi worthy of being ANBU! You aren't helping!"

"It was the idiot that tried to run on soup!"

"The bastard called me stupid!"

A third crash follows, though this one sounds a little different.

"If you both don't shut up, I will punch you!"

"Say that before you punch me Sakura-chan!"

Kakashi pictures the ramen spillage, the new human-shaped hole in the ground, and the ruined carpet.

When Team Seven had returned from their first mission since their not so official ANBU promotion because they had defeated a goddess! If that wasn't proof that one was worthy of being ANBU, what was? Kakashi had immediately demoted them. Why? Because they had decided that the solution to a village suffering from lack of water was to reroute an entire river nearby. Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke had been very proud of themselves and not even the scolding Kakashi had given them about the whole thing seemed to deter them at all.

Still, Kakashi was the Hokage and he had to put his foot down somewhere.

Since then, whenever Team Seven messed up, they had been demoted, and Team Seven began to try and tone it down. The decrease in salary was not a problem, seeing as Naruto and Sakura appeared to have access to the Uchiha vaults and used it however they please, whenever they please, where ever they pleased, and the only one who didn't seem to have caught on was Sasuke. Of course, the Uchiha probably wouldn't mind, but clearly, the clan had too much money for the Uchiha to keep track, let alone notice.

No, what Kakashi counted on and Team Seven dreaded was the ban from interesting missions. Some shinobi lived for the thrill of the battle and while Kakashi never wanted to experience another war ever again, he understood the enjoyment of running around freely outside the village walls. By demoting them, Kakashi could keep the three within the village and make them fill in for Genin jobs. After all, they were war heroes, of course, they could do something as simple as painting fences.

Then again, the key word was 'try', and they definitely weren't trying hard enough.

This time, instead of a short suspension, he had decided on an indefinite leave. Perhaps he should demote them to Genin? Maybe exile them from the village? If some other village or organization picks them up, well, they'd have to deal with the mes-Team Seven, so...

He glances down at the letter again.

Sending them away on a year long mission to some Hogwarts might just get him the break he desperately needs.

Sooooo new story? Yeah.

Darque: First, this is not a rewrite of 'Of Team Riki: At Hogwarts' (Similar title, I know. We're so unoriginal, I know.)

Raven: Sorry to those of you who were looking forward to that one. We'll get around to it...eventually...maybe.

Darque: Also, this one will be mostly comedic.

Raven: Exactly. It's just something for us to mess around with. We might ask for your opinion on a lot of things.

Darque: We have nothing planned out for this one, so we'll start with the easiest question.

Raven:...Which Harry Potter book do you want this one set in? (Really? From there?)

Darque: Just drop us a review. (Yeah! I told you we have nothing planned out!)

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