[Disclaimer: I don't own Lizzie McGuire. I do own, however, any characters you may not recognize from the series, except Deniece, Kristin, Ashley, and Amy. They're based on real people. Very cool people, indeed.

Onto the story.]

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FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 19, 2003.
AROUND 9:00 AM.
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-NEAR LIZZIE'S LOCKER-
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-FADE INTO LIZZIE AT HER LOCKER.-

Lizzie is slowly banging her head against her own locker, in a desperate attempt to kill many brain cells at once.

Larry approaches her locker, not noticing her depression.

LARRY Hey, Lizzie! Was your first period as good as mine? First of all, I've been hearing some talk that Ethan Craft still goes to our school. But I haven't seen him around, have you? Oh, and I met this very foxy damsel in Geometry class. Her name's Amy Tanner, have you ever heard of her? Rachel is really getting on my nerves. I just want to strangle her sometimes. And Miranda insulted m---

Lizzie suddenly looks up.

LIZZIE What about Miranda?

LARRY She basically told me to get a life.

LIZZIE I'm sorry, Larry. Don't listen to her. She's vicious.

LARRY I'm used to it. But don't you remember her party in 8th grade...

LIZZIE (Smirks.) You guys were dancing pretttty close.

LARRY I thought she was going to kiss me. But I didn't want to lie to her like that.

LIZZIE You did the right thing. Looking back on it, though, she doesn't deserve a great guy like you.

Larry squirms around.

LIZZIE Yet you still like her. (Sighs.) I don't know what to tell you, Larry.

LARRY I understand. Dear Lizzie' is a thing of the past.

LIZZIE Thank God. Gordo was a jerk when it came to those deadlines. (Growls.) Speaking of Gordo, guess who was in my 1st period history class?

LARRY Oh...that's gotta suck.

LIZZIE (Getting angrier.) And guess who I'm sitting next to?

LARRY That bites...hard.

LIZZIE (About to explode.) And guess who I have to do a trimester-long project with?!

LARRY Uh, remind me to stay on Seaton's good side.

LIZZIE You have no idea how important that is.

-FADE OUT.-
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-FADE INTO MIRANDA'S GROUP.-

MIRANDA How was everyone's 1st period?

CHARLOTTE I hate all of you

Charlotte stomps off.

ASHLEY What's up her ass?

KRISTIN I think she's PMSing.

Everyone glares at Kristin.

KRISTIN What? You never know.

BONNIE Really, though, does anyone know what's wrong with Char?

PARKER Well, Charlotte, Deni and I are all in the same 1st period chemistry class...

DENIECE And when it came time to pick lab partners...

PARKER We kinda left her out.

MIRANDA Sheesh, don't you guys know the golden rule of this clique? Don't piss off Charlotte, and she won't piss off you.

ASHLEY Okay, that's so not true. She gets pissed at everyone for no reason whatsoever all the time.

KRISTIN Even when she's not PMSing.

Everyone glares at Kristin.

KRISTIN It's true!

DENIECE She's got a point.

PARKER Well, maybe it has something to do with the fact that when we left her out, she was left with Ethan Craft?

Everyone except Miranda stares at Parker and Deni in disbelief.

BONNIE That's low.

MIRANDA (Smilng.) Yeah, even for you, Parker.

PARKER Why do I get all the blame? It's Deni's fault, too!

DENIECE You were the one who asked me after Charlotte asked you first!

KRISTIN Ooh...harsh.

MIRANDA (Chuckles.) I remember when being partners with Ethan Craft was a blessing.

PARKER That's your opinion, Sanchez. That guy was a moron.

MIRANDA Oh, I would've thought you would've liked him...you know, since he's so tall.

PARKER You are so immature. The past is the past. Get over it.

The bell rings for 2nd period.

MIRANDA You're still a jerk.

-FADE OUT.-
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-FADE INTO A 2ND PERIOD CHEMISTRY CLASS.-

Miranda is one of the last people to get there.

MRS. WILLIAMS Ms. Sanchez, please take a seat so we can begin.

Miranda searches around the room for a seat, only to realize that the only seat left was next to...

LARRY Hi, Miranda.

MIRANDA God, save me.

-FADE OUT.-

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-FADE INTO A 2ND PERIOD ENGLISH CLASS.-

Lizzie runs in, looking distressed, and takes a seat in the front.

When Gordo saunters in, Lizzie's jaw drops.

LIZZIE You again?!

GORDO It's not like I planned this. Believe me, if I could be anywhere right now, it would definitely not be anywhere near you.

Gordo takes a seat on the other side of the room.

The last person to walk into the room is Amy, who unwillingly sits next to Gordo.

GORDO Why are you sitting there?

AMY Duhhhh, let's see, maybe because it's the only seat left? Oh, I'm sorry, is that too complicated for your simple mind to understand? Then we'll leave it at this: I feel like it.

GORDO I hate you.

AMY No skin off my nose.

MRS. KLUNKY Let's alllllll settle down now, ooookay? Take deep, calming breaths and beeee stilllll. I''m going to be your English teacher for this year, and I want you all to let your imaginations... (Flaps like a bird) SOAR! Since this is our first daaaay, I was thinking we should all get to know each other. I'm Mrs. Kllunkyyyy. Now, turn to the person next to youuu and introduce yourselfff. You'll have the rest of the period to do soooo. Begin.

AMY (Mumbles to self) A year next to Gordo the jackass...what fun! (Back to normal voice) Listen buddy, I already know you and I don't want to know you anymore. You hate me...I hate you. Now let's just not talk to each other for the whole year...I'm sure a jock like you could handle it.

GORDO You think I was planning on talking to you? I'd rather poke my eyes out with a toothpick.

AMY (Rolls eyes.) This is a development! You know you have eyes, you know where they are, and you know what a toothpick is! (Claps.) Don't think too hard now, you might fry your brain

GORDO Shouldn't you be off gloating about something?

AMY You know, David, it gets kind of boring after a while when you tell your friends that you outsmarted the village idiot. It's quite pathetic because the village idiot has no good comebacks. Do everyone a favor and go lock yourself in the bathroom. I'm sure that you of all people could do that very easily.

GORDO Why do I even bother with you? You sit there in your little chair, raising your hand every 5 seconds, sucking up to the teachers and thinking you're some sort of genius when you're really just an annoying, immature, egotistical braggard with a low self-esteem. Why don't you go run along, think up some more ways to insult me, and leave me alone?

AMY (Chuckles.) Now you know how to try to psycho-analyze people! And just a few minutes ago you learned about the majesties of the toothpick. The thing is...I'm going to be successful in life, (Points finger at Gordo.) while you'll be waiting to become manager of Burger Buddy... (Chuckles.) If you're lucky. Thank you...David, for demonstrating your stupidity. Now...I'll leave you alone. And if you touch me or have your idiotic friends say anything to me...you'll be taking your food through a feeding tube until you're in college. Comprende, amigo?

GORDO There you go again, thinking you're better than everyone else. 'Oh, look at me, I'm Amy, I think I'm just so damn perfect!'. You don't have to worry about me touching you. NO ONE wants to touch you. No one wants to go near you. You're a freaking little Miss Know-It-All. Besides, you couldn't hurt me if you tried.

AMY You know what...just drop it, David. I never said I was better than everyone...you said that! I just said I'm better than you. You go around analyzing everyone to make yourself look good. You're just a pathetic jock who used to be someone like me. You used to be me. You had friends like mine and you hated people like you. But you got popular and developed this egotistical asshole perspective of the world. You know...maybe if you were normal and not such a jackass...maybe then more people would actually like you and not use you because of you social status. There's my two cents...I don't want it back. Don't bother saying anything back. Because you know that I'm telling the truth and no comeback in the world would make me more dignified than you, because I know that I'm right. (Voice turns serious.) I don't hate you really...I feel sorry for you. It must be really lonely on top.

The bell rings, and Amy walks off undaunted, leaving Gordo behind to try to take it all in.

-FADE OUT.-

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[A/N: Word up! I finished chapter 6 already, how crazylicious. I just finished chapter 5 yesterday! Am I cool or what? What. Haha.

I can't thank AMY (aka love-fool) enough! She wrote practically all of Amy's lines in this chapter. She is muy groovy. Thank you again and again and again! I never could've written something as cool as that, heh.

Anyway, lemme know what you think: please review! Thanks.]