Prologue

I don't own Naruto. Anything I use from the story is the property of its creator Masashi Kishimoto.

Welcome to my latest story, Naruto Uzumaki: The Ero-Ninja. I was inspired by a few stories that I've read and I've decided to put my hat into the ring. Stories Like Eroninja by Lemon Sage; Perverted Naruto by Froop and Deus Ex Naruto by BadassWriter have shown the potential that Naruto could've had, and while I don't know if I'll ever reach those heights, I hope that you guys can appreciate my story nonetheless.

(Hokage's Office)

"Sexy Jutsu!" Naruto Uzumaki shouted out preparing to unleash his newest technique on the most powerful man in the village. As the smoke cleared the very obviously male Naruto Uzumaki was replaced by a naked female version of himself with C cup breasts and blonde pigtails. "So what do you think, old man?" The female Naruto said in a sultry voice. Unfortunately for Naruto his technique was a little too effective and the Legendary Third Hokage suffered a massive nosebleed. "Uhh, old man, are you alright?" Naruto said nervously after dispelling his jutsu.

"Yes, I'm fine, Naruto. You're technique was extremely effective." The third Hokage admitted. The third would never admit this publicly but Naruto's technique would catch many ninja off guard who had never expected it coming. The younger ones perhaps not, but Naruto had a gift.

"Thanks old man, you've just given me a great idea." Naruto said excitedly. Naruto realized that if he could get the Third Hokage with a simple technique like that who knows what he could do. He couldn't do the clone jutsu, but was very clever and he knew quite a bit about his villagers from all of his time as a runaway. Now he had a path to becoming Hokage and one that nobody would see coming.

(Scene Skip)

As Naruto made his way around the village, he realized that in order to develop his seduction techniques he would require help. Unfortunately for him, there were only a few people in the village he could turn to. The first person was obviously the Hokage, but if he wanted to develop this new style, he couldn't really talk to the old man. The second was Teuchi Ichiraku, the owner of his favorite ramen place. He and his daughter, Ayame, had found him starving and offered him food a few years back and now ramen was one of the only things he ate consistently. The final person he could trust was Tenten, one of his classmates in the previous year. The two of them got along because they were outcasts in the group because Tenten was seen as a weapons nut because her father owns the local weapon shop. The two had gotten along pretty well and Tenten had supplied him with more kunai when she noticed that his were so rusty. Granted now that she had graduated he figured he wouldn't be able to see her as much. Making his way over to Ichiraku ramen, he decided to talk to Ayame first since she would be the easiest person to talk to given the circumstances.

(Scene Skip)

"Everything is now in place." Naruto said happily as he relaxed on his bed. Ayame had agreed to help Naruto with his charm lessons, and since he had a few weeks until the ninja academy started up again, he could develop his new style. The problem for Naruto now was finding somebody to help him train and develop the skills he required. Neither of the Ichiraku's were expert ninja and Tenten was too busy to train with him every day. He was out of options and he didn't like it.

"If you wish for some help I can be of service." A dark voice yelled to Naruto.

"Who are you? What's going on?" Naruto asked nervously. Something very wrong was happening.

"Close your eyes and I'll tell you what you want to know." The voice said again.Naruto was tempted to ignore the voice because it seemed extremely suspicious. However he was aware that if there was a person willing to help him, he couldn't afford to not take that risk.

"You have my attention." Naruto shouted out closing his eyes. All of the sudden he felt his body collapse and fall out.

(Mindscape)

"Where am I?" Naruto asked nervously as he looked around him. Gone was his room and all of the comforts it held and now he was looking at a large hallway that reminded him of a boiler room.

"Come this way." The voice shouted out beckoning Naruto towards it. Naruto followed the voice and the hallway became clearer and after a few minutes he finally arrived at the end. In front of him was a large jail cell that was as tall as the Hokage building in his village there was an ominous darkness in front of him but he could tell whatever was inside the jail cell was the one who called to him earlier. The foul chakra coming from this being was more intense than anything Naruto had ever imagined.

"So who are you, or I guess I should say what are you?" Naruto asked. He got his answer when the darkness seemingly vanished to reveal an enormous fox fifty feet high. The nine tails swinging behind him made for an ominous sight and Naruto was stunned.

"I am the nine-tailed fox. It's a pleasure to meet you." the voice said with a smile

"I-I-it can't be. You're dead! How are you speaking to me?" Naruto exclaimed. He knew the beast was telling the truth but he had no idea how.

"Bah! You humans never tell anybody anything." The fox scoffed. "The truth is far different from that and it's time you learn the truth." The fox said calmly.

"What do you mean?" He was afraid of the answer but he remembered that the village called him demon many times. Perhaps it was time for him to figure out the truth.

"Alright boy, but just promise me you won't freak out." The fox replied.

"Alright…." Naruto nodded in approval and once he was done the fox began to explain the truth. By the time it was over Naruto was shell shocked. His father, who by the way was the Fourth Hokage, had sealed the Fox into his body as a child after the attack on the village. The beast didn't want to but was forced to do so by somebody else who removed the fox from his mother. It was so surreal that Naruto couldn't believe the truth. "How do I know you're not lying to me, Kyuubi?"

"You don't, but if you ask your Third Hokage, he'll confirm my story."

"Wait a minute, the old man knew?" Naruto asked in disbelief.

"Yes, but he couldn't say anything for fear of my release." Kyuubi explained.

"Alright, I'll ask the old man, but what does this have anything to do with you helping me."

"Simple, boy. I heard your desire to use charm to make yourself a great ninja, and I believe I can help you in many ways."

"I see, so you want your freedom in return."

"Hardly. If I leave you I'll just be sealed away again and I happen to like you, kid. You know the harsh truths of the world and you've stayed strong despite that. I may not like being sealed in you, but I respect your determination."

"Okay…." Naruto said nervously. He was surprised the demon fox was so polite but he wasn't willing to look a gift horse in the mouth.

(Scene Skip)

The next day Naruto went by the Third Hokage's office hoping to speak with him about an important topic and luckily for him the Hokage was free. Unlike before when Naruto walked into the office the Hokage could tell that this was far more business related then some of his previous visits. After all the young man rarely visited him, and for him to do so twice in two days was a problem. "So what brings you here, Naruto?" The third wondered.

"I wanna ask you about something, in private." Naruto said nervously.

"Okay, ask away." The third said calmly before nodding his ANBU guards away. Something clearly happened to the boy, and if he was right, things had gotten interesting. He could tell that Naruto was hesitant to ask the question on his mind, but even the third Hokage didn't expect Naruto ask what he did.

"Why didn't you tell me about my dad?" Naruto asked nervously.

'That's impossible! There's no way he could know the truth.' the Third thought to himself. "So you know about your father?" The Third asked nervously.

"Uh-huh, I had a talk with the Kyuubi yesterday and he told me all about that day." Naruto revealed much to the Third's shock.

"What else did he say?" The Third asked nervously.

"He said that he doesn't hold a grudge against the village or the fourth, but he simply wants revenge on the man who caused him to be sealed away for the second time, so he's going to help me train."

"Second time?" The third asked nervously. He was revealing something that was incredibly dangerous.

"Uh-huh, he said that the person who caused him to get sealed the first time is back and that he wants revenge."

The third Hokage was terrified because it was common knowledge that the first time the fox was sealed was because of Madara Uchiha. "Naruto, I'll allow the Kyuubi to help you on two conditions."

"What are they?" Naruto asked nervously. He was just telling the third THAT the Kyuubi was training him but not what his goal was once it was said and done.

"The first is that you meet with me every week until you become a genin and tell me what he's taught you. The second is that you don't tell anybody that you're speaking to the Kyuubi. The villagers won't react well to the news."

"Deal!" Naruto said smiling. He was glad that the third approved of his plan and now he could get started.

"You should consider yourself lucky that he doesn't know you're planning to become a pervert."

'Then don't tell him, Kyuubi.' Naruto retorted. He wasn't in the mood for games since it was time for his ambition to play out and he was looking forward to getting started.

(Time Skip)

It's been a week since Naruto began his training with the Kyuubi and it already was giving him great results. The first day was spent learning this technique called the Shadow Clone Jutsu. Apparently it would increase the results of his training and make him even more fit. After the first day was over, Naruto and Kyuubi started thinking about ideas for new techniques and now it was time to visit the Third Hokage for their weekly meeting. 'So, should we tell the Third about our plans to be a seducer?' Naruto wondered as the pair made their way to his office.

"Of course not, you fool." The Kyuubi said harshly.

"Whatever." Naruto huffed as they arrived at the office. When Naruto opened the door the Third Hokage was sitting in his chair but another person was there. He had the standard jonin vest on, but what surprised Naruto, was his white spiky hair and the mask that seemed to hide his right eye.

"Good morning, Naruto. I hope you're not angry, but I decided to get you some help with your training." The third said calmly.

Naruto was pleasantly surprised that anybody would agree to help him that he didn't know but he figured that he should be grateful under the circumstances. "So who is this guy?" Naruto wondered.

The third chuckled at Naruto's response. "This guy is Kakashi Hatake, one of my strongest jonin. The thing that you should focus on is that when he was a genin, he trained under your father. He doesn't have any students this year so he's agreed to help with your training."

"That's right. Minato-sensei was a great man and it would be my privilege to help his son. I wish I could've helped you more, Naruto, but the village was in a dark place after that. I tried my best to help you as one of the ANBU who watched over you, but I could only do so much." Kakashi said solemnly. Naruto was glad that somebody was looking out for him.

"Nice to work with you, Kakashi-sensei." Naruto said happily. With a jonin sensei like this working with him he was ready to go and he knew that he could get far stronger.

(Time Skip)

Two months have passed since Naruto and Kakashi began their training and with the school year about to start up again, Naruto was both excited for the new school year, but also annoyed by what he had required. "So tell me again why I have to hide my progress, Kakashi-sensei? In both areas." Naruto groaned as they discussed the plan for the upcoming year.

"Two reasons. The first is that you don't want to stand out." Kakashi smirked. When Naruto arrived for his first day of training he noticed that Kakashi was reading Icha Icha Paradise so he decided to tell him about his real plan. Kakashi naturally approved so in addition to helping him master the basic jutsu he and the Kyuubi helped him develop a few techniques that he could use to seduce his fellow kunoichi and any enemies that he dealt with moving forward. "The second reason is that most of the teachers are going to be biased anyway, so don't give them anything to use against you." Kakashi said calmly.

"There's another reason, isn't there?" Naruto said curiously. One of the things that Kakashi helped him with is the ability to read people; though he had a feeling Kakashi let him do so.

"Yes." Kakashi groaned. "One of the students in the group that's scheduled to graduate with you is Sasuke Uchiha. He's the last of the Uchiha and the civilian council is insisting that I train him because of my Sharingan. He's around the middle of his year so given how teams are set up."

"By me holding back it'll set me up with not only the last Uchiha but the smartest person in our year." Naruto realized.

"Not quite but close. The smartest person in this year is a Nara and his team is set up already." Kakashi explained.

"So I may not get the smartest guy but I'll get somebody who's close. That way we have a powerhouse team ready to go." Naruto smirked.

"Exactly" Kakashi smiled. The two would've talked further but because they had somebody observing them they didn't want to say too much.

"Well, see you soon, Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto smirked. He would've spoken to his observer but he felt like it wasn't time yet.

(Scene Skip)

Naruto was one of the first to arrive at his classroom and he sat down to relax. Little by little he watched his classmates come by and while he wasn't impressed, a few people instantly stood out to him. The first was Sasuke Uchiha, and from Naruto's observational skills, he knew that the young man was very similar to him. Of course the fangirls also came along, and while he wasn't thrilled with that, he figured that Sasuke was more than capable of dealing with them. The next was Shikamaru Nara, a young man with spiky hair and an extremely lazy attitude. Naruto realized that he was the type who could instantly see through his façade so he was planning to befriend him as soon as he could. Then of course was the final person who caught his eye, Hinata Hyuuga. His reason for being interested in the Hyuuga heiress was pretty simple. She sometimes spied on Naruto and Kakashi as they trained. It was a bit annoying for Naruto since he couldn't practice his Ero techniques on those days, but he knew that at the very least she was aware of his true skill. How that manifested during the year would be interesting to find out. When the door opened to reveal his teacher, he was pleasantly surprised that Iruka came in as his homeroom teacher. Of all the teachers he dealt with, Iruka was the easiest and the only one who wasn't obviously biased. 'Well let the fun begin' Naruto thought to himself.

That's it for the first chapter and although this one is short I can assure you that the next one will be far longer and have far more action and erotic fun. This is going to be a Naruto x Multi with no real main pairing so to speak of, but again it's just the beginning. Outside of Haku being female, the genders for everyone's going to change and Naruto's true skill won't be revealed until probably the third chapter or so depending on how much fun I have with the next one.