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/ Prologue: This is some "Wizard of Oz" shit right here! (edited) / Story: Z.B.S.L: Zack's Big Sexy Ladies / by Daydreamer2101 /-/


Zack's POV

I unlocked my door with a click of my keys and stepped into my dark house dragging my feet. Once inside I closed and locked the door, then groaned in frustration. I was supposed to be home hours ago, but my boss made me stay after my shift to clean up a mess made by the other employees. They thought it would be a good idea to rough house inside a fucking small ass store while causing a huge mess in the process.

The good news is, the pair of idiots got fired and their last paychecks went to me for my troubles. The bad news was, I had to clean up the mess since the boss kicked them out and had to leave early for a family emergency. Not that I blame him, his oldest daughter was going into labor and he wanted to see his new grandkid or kids.

"God almighty that took forever. At least I got some extra time off from the stunt those morons pulled." I said to myself.

I kick off my shoes and dump my bag on the couch and made my way into my kitchen to make some late dinner. As I open the fridge for some ingredients, I felt something rubbing up against my leg. I look down and chuckle at all of my ferrets welcoming me home.

"Hey Alice, Sissy, Teresa. How was your day today?"

As if they understand my question they all greet me in there native tongue. It's hard to believe that they are triplets even though they look so different. Alice is a pure black ferret with brown eyes, Sissy is a dark brown ferret with light brown strips on her back and green eyes, and Teresa is a pure white ferret with pinkish red eyes. These guys have been with me since I found them as a kid on a cold stormy night a few years ago.

"Well you guys, up for some late dinner cause I am hungry as hell right now?" I asked.

They answered by jumping up onto the counter and grabbing silverware. Alice grabbed a fork, Sissy a butter knife, and Teresa a spoon.

"I'll take that as a yes." I chuckled. "Alright, let's see what I can whip up."

1 hour later

After making a filling dinner for a man and three Mustelids, I decided to watch a movie before going to bed. After taking a nice hot shower and brushing my teeth, I slipped into a black muscle shirt and red sweatpants then went downstairs into the living room where the triplets were waiting for me on the couch. The thing is big enough to hold like six people comfortably.

"Alright you guys, let's see what's on the old tevo," I said flopping on the couch with the furry siblings piling in my lap.

So as I flipped through the channels, searching for a movie to watch, my backpack started to vibrate and glow a faint white color. I didn't notice it until Teresa, being more curious out of the three, started pawing at it and making nervous squeaks. I looked to see what was wrong and saw my pack shaking a bit more violently and glowing more brightly. Confused and a bit freaked out, I open it and pull out a smooth stone that was about the size of a softball. I found this thing a couple weeks ago and I kept because, well, I don't know why I did something in my gut told me to hang on to it and I did.

"What the hell is this?"

I didn't expect an answer, but the stone gave me one by glowing even more bright and vibrating so hard it felt like it was going to explode. The triplets freaked out and went to hide behind the EZ chair while I tried to drop the stone. Keyword tried because no matter what I did it was stuck in my hand and wouldn't let me go.

"GET THE FUCK OFF MY HAND YA STUPID ROCK!" I yelled in both frustration and fear, waving my hand around comically trying to get it off me.

Then as if my prayers were answered, the stone glowed brightly one final time and I slammed it down into the coffee table in front of the couch. I huffed and puffed breathing heavily at what just happened. My heart beating a million miles a second as I tried to calm myself down while wondering what just happened? Luckily the triplets sensed my distress and scurried out of hiding and climbed up my body and into my arms calming me down greatly.

"It's fine girls, I'm okay nothing to worry about," I said trying to calm them down. "Hey look on the bright side, at least its over and it can't get any worse."

Oh, how wrong I was and how much I was gonna regret those words, cause as soon as we were all almost calm-

CRASH!

-that happened.

"Goddamnit man, now what?!"

I looked towards the table and saw that the stone was gone and I was pissed. Not cause the stone was gone mind you but the fact that the damn thing made a hole in my roof.

"Oh, you have got to be shitting me, man." I deadpanned with a tick mark on my head and the triplets sweat dropped in annoyance at our roof having a hole in it.

I looked up through the hole and saw the stone was about a good eighty feet in the air and started to circle around the area of my house in a perfect circle. It started to speed up until it was a blur and looked like a giant white halo hovering over my house. I rose an eyebrow and the triplets tilted their heads in confusion, wondering what the stupid thing was doing. We got our answer when the white halo started turning every color of the damn rainbow and a multicolored funnel started to form around the house until we couldn't see anything else but that.

"Aww crap, is this about to be some kind of "Wizard of Oz" bullshit?" I asked no one in particular.

I was answered by the rainbow typhoon picking up speed and my house groaning in protest, and then it happened. My house was soon lifted off the ground, and just like in the movie I floated around in the air as it spiraled and spin rapidly up the giant colorful wind funnel into the heavens. I screamed in fright and held on to my ferrets tighter while they squeaked in fear and buried deeper into my chest for safety. The spinning got more and more violent the higher we climbed altitude and more of my house was trashed up both inside and out.

All I want is for this crazy ass ride to end and we can all hopefully wake up from this psychotic dream. Oh, who am I kidding, this is real and no amount of denial can change this reality!

"Come on, end this crap already man! I'm tired of this shit!" I yelled angrily with Sissy squeaking in agreement.

Finally, just as quick as it came the nightmare ended and I landed hard on my back with a heavy thud and everything else landed with loud crashes. As I gasped in surprise the triplets seemed to have passed out from the adrenaline, I don't blame them I feel like I'm going to as well. But just as I was gonna get up the stone decided to fall back down to earth from the hole it made... right onto my crotch.

"Ack!"😵

After that, I fell back and the darkness claimed me. But if I was still awake, I would have seen the stone disappear like it was never here.

3rd POV

As Zack and the triplets slumbered, a ghostly figure in a large cloak concealing their body appeared in the middle of the wreckage and looked down at the sleeping family. The figure then snapped its fingers and the entire house was restored to the way it was before. Satisfied with its work, the figure sat down on the couch and with another snap of the fingers Zack and the triplets appeared on the couch with the boy's head being on the figure's lap. The figure then began to stroke Zack's curly afro while thinking to itself.

'Well it seems the first part of the plan was a success. Now all that's left is to leave him the tools he'll need in this new world. But I'll still let him have some connection to his old world and hopefully he'll like it here more.'

With a wave of the hand, three objects appeared on the coffee table. A smartphone, a tablet, and a laptop, all belonging to Zack. Different electronics for many different uses but they all had something in common, they had the same symbol on their backs. A symbol of a heart with horns, a halo, and two different wings with one being an angel and the other being a demon.

Nodding in satisfaction, the figure then looked at Zack's crotch and giggled femininely confirming the figure was a female.

'A good size for someone your age, but you need something a bit bigger if I plan on you pleasing girls in this world. In fact, I may need to tweak your body a bit so you will be tough enough to handle the intense mating you will go through.'

The cloaked woman placed a delicate hand on his crotch and her hand pulsed with a white aura and it spread from her hand all throughout his body. After about five minutes the glow stopped and the woman gave a satisfied sigh as she looked at the still sleeping boy and ferrets snuggled up together looking so cute. She giggled again at the adorable sight.

'Well it seems my work here is done for now. What he does next is completely up to him but I know he will make the right choices. Make me proud Zack Ronin and make a lot of girls happy too. When the time comes we will meet and when we do I'll give you the best experience of your life. I'll see you later my cute little human.'

With that the cloaked woman let out a perverted giggle, then teleported the three electronics into the human's room and vanished as if she wasn't there and in her place was a soft pillow that Zack rested on comfortably. For the next several hours the human and ferret triplets will sleep peacefully, but when they wake up there lives will be changed forever.

TO BE CONTINUED...