- Chapter 4 -
"Seal the area! Don't let anybody enter. We're gonna take this bitch down!" The radio burst out staccato commands. Then a wet sound came through, as if something fluid-filled had popped. The men on call grimaced. Professional security, they had well-defined procedure that they were trained rigorously on. So with only a sick grimace, they began taking action: Secure the perimeter. Make sure the authorities weren't alerted. Try to get the young master and mistress out of danger. Hopefully it wasn't just another dispute between the two of them. If it was, maybe they'd get another bonus to "forget" about it.
And if not, they could bring in the big guns. Anything the formidable corps already at the night's party hadn't already subdued was fair game for termination, legalities be damned. It was just another day in the life of a Kuno family security guard.

Genma padded through the town, the soft pads of his hefty frame in counterpoint to the beat of the streets around him. Beside him Soun trotted along, softly wheezing as he tried to keep up with the deceptively slow appearing panda. Genma grunted softly at Soun, but slowed his pace.
At that, Soun eased up, looking a bit less ridiculous only walking instead of trotting. The traditional Samurai clothing he wore went well with the traditional Samurai spear firmly grasped in his left hand, but his face was painted a bright white with a fuzzy red ball firmly entrenched atop his nose.
The people heading homewards from central Tokyo glanced curiously over the warrior clown and his performing panda (as the placards strapped to Genma's sides proudly proclaimed), but showed no signs of worry at the visible weapons. Instead, they admired the realistic-looking props, no few of them feeling a tinge of jealousy at the flair the edges gave the two. They might look ridiculous, but they looked ridiculous with style.
The crowds steadily diminished and the surroundings grew more lavish. Genma heard distant chimes indicating the hour mark, and felt rather proud of himself. He and Soun had made good time getting here,
and now with just a little bit of luck, they could meet up with Akane and the other girls, and avoid any trouble. They were prepared for trouble, of course; that's why Soun had brought his weapons. He had two daughters in there, and he was taking no chances; whatever it was that they thought they had found, he would be prepared.
And it looked like some caution was going to have been a great idea. As they came to the street which Akane had mentioned, Genma drew to a halt. He raised one mammoth paw to check Soun's progress. Some distance ahead of them, they could see the largest estate they'd come across yet. An ornate wrought-iron fence wound around a heavily treed yard; before the fence, black vans were parked. Even more ominously, a large number of black-suited men were getting out of the vans,
animatedly talking into headsets, taking meaningful looks into the estate.
Soun was visibly deterred. "Genma...," he began, uncertain. But while Soun may have felt uneasy at getting into such a situation, his partner had no such problems. Instead, Genma drew himself erect. He whuffed an indignant, self-congratulatory snort at Soun's timidity and his own foresight. The meaning was clear: Genma was saying to trust him. Hadn't Genma always gotten them through the rough times? Wasn't Genma responsible for planning their glorious future?
Genma's fur began to blur, darkening into a slightly wavering,
slightly larger-than-life image of himself. Soun felt his worry suddenly being pushed aside -- instead, he felt a great sense of trust welling up from deep within himself. Filled with a new found sense of purpose, he began walking towards the guards. When the leader of the men noticed the armor-clad figure and panda coming toward him, his hands went immediately to the holster of his stun gun But he was soon captivated by Soun's arguments, unable to distrust a man who could speak so persuasively, or at least had such a trustworthy animal.
"Well, we're clowns, you see, and we were sent for to help calm down the children. It's important that the younger folk be calm, with the gas explosions and all. So let us just get on our way, and we'll be out of your hair"
"Gas explosions? " The man was suspicious. "That's not what I heard. We wouldn't have been called if it was something that simple"
"Well, maybe it was something else. Some drunken guests or something. But whatever it was, we -- " Soun waved his hand vaguely towards the panda " -- got called to calm everybody down." Soun frowned unhappily. "I was just getting to spend time with my kid, and my boss has to call us in to save his butt. Think we're gonna get a bonus? Nooo... nobody cares about the clowns"
The whining obviously annoyed the man. "Go in, then. Talk to your boss -- he gets paid to care. Just if something goes down, get out of the way." The man's eyes hinted maybe he wouldn't care so much if a well-meaning but annoying clown didn't get out of the way.
Soun and Genma went on their way, clowns entering the gates of hell.
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Nabiki could only stare at what the hurled wrestler had revealed, the hole in the wall exposing a harsh reality behind the facade of sophisticated civilization. Or that's how it seemed -- she had been losing herself in the party's flow, and now this. The ninja Sasuke,
one arm in a sling, was clearly startled at being exposed, and jumped to his feet. The bowl of soup he had been feeding the bridal figure clattered to the floor, liquid slopping over the side.
The figure in white didn't stir. She might have been dead; except that the lacy white wedding dress showed signs of breathing.
Nabiki's entire grasp on reality was weakening; first her sister had crashed her coming-out party (for somehow Nabiki had transferred an almost romantic notions to the very practical business introduction of earlier), and now this. She took one step further on the landing and saw the red hair spilling from behind the headpiece and onto the pillow.
Lacking any sort of conscious will to direct it, the fine gears of Nabiki's minds slipped by habit into usual routines. How this would impact the odds of martial battle that daily beset Nerima. Where the astute gambling consortium would position themselves to profit thereby. The profit wedged in the gears, halting their progress even as pressure built up in the machinery.
Nabiki stepped to the side reflexively, as a soldier's head appeared in the floor where she had been standing. Apparently someone beneath had decide the soldier should look into opportunities as a stalactite. Briefly, Nabiki's mind slipped into considering whom she knew the someone was; but she allowed the numbness to reclaim her,
and the image was gone.
But where her thoughts could ignore anybody whom the tides of battle had shifted from view, her sight was forced to pay attention to that within its domain. She saw a dark-clad girl in a boy's uniform forcing her way, one labored step at a time, to the foot of the stairs. The girl's name flashed briefly in Nabiki's mind... and then vanished. The girl's leg had been injured somewhere. But she had made it to the railing. Nabiki idly thought it'd be a good thing if she stopped trying ; she was almost certainly hurting herself. A figure dashed past Nabiki towards the stairs. "Stay away from Mistress Kuno, you ... cook!" When that name flickered across Nabiki's ears, she instinctively flicked her eyes upwards. A ribbon leashed down from the rafters above. But the girl was prepared, slicing it with her baker's peel. A small remnant of ribbon fluttered to the floor.
Before any further action could be taken, the person who had gone underneath the stairs re-emerged into the center of the room. She was surrounded by a blinding light that masked her identity completely. The light pulsated to the frequency of a low guttural noise.
Was that noise coming from the person's throat? It hardly seemed possible; it barely sounded human. It was getting louder though; the blinding aura was washing over Nabiki. Nabiki had to close her eyes to it, but it was obvious the others in the room were being affected as well. The screams that she heard seemed too much for simple physical pain; the emotional waves were disconcerting.
But she opened her eyes when she sensed motion behind her, where Sasuke had been feeding Ranma soup. She felt freer as she looked away from the swirling centrum of dark emotions, but then she saw the small ninja messing with the wheels at the foot of the gurney where Ranma lay so still. In her frozen silence, Nabiki stood silent -- except her mouth was moving? "Hey! Stop that"
Sasuke looked away from the sumo wrestler, startled. The alto tones close by seemed much more relevant than the high-pitched screams of agony from the floor beneath. And somewhat more worrisome, in the long term; Nabiki wasn't one of the martial artists in Nerima, and Sasuke was well aware that many ordinary people would not understand how passion could have led to this situation. He hurriedly yanked one last time at the wheel lock -- it's stuck! -- and began moving the bed. 'She must be saved -- for the sake of the family'
Nabiki wasn't getting out his way, sadly. Sasuke had time for a quick toss of his ninja smoke pellets, but they bounced too far. Nabiki's eyes teared, but she could still see the shape of the bed as Sasuke tried to roll it by. "No you don't, you little twerp..." Nabiki blindly threw herself at the shapes. She hit the bed, but her outstretched right index finger managed to plunge into something. A mouth?
Before she could take advantage of the position, she felt teeth savagely tearing into her finger. Sasuke apparently felt his task was more important than discourse. Nabiki howled and shoved the bed against the ninja. It was one of the few weapons she could see clearly enough. Given its heavy cast-iron frame, it seemed surprisingly light,
even given Nabiki's adrenaline fueled strength: she had to look twice to make sure that Ranma's body was still there. Its lightweight metal frame provided little resistance as she smashed it into Sasuke's body, hurling him across the room.
The awkward ninja turned it into a somersault of sorts, to end up sprawled against the wall. Through labored breath, he wheezed, "Master Kuno is interested in hiring you to make this all go away." He was lying, of course, but he was sure that if by some miracle the mercenary Tendo could rescue this unpleasant scene, his master would pay half his inheritance. Hearing the noise from outside, Sasuke swallowed. Make that half his inheritance, and all of his sister's.
But the way Nabiki looked at him, her answer was clear.
Nabiki didn't bother responding further. Blinking her eyes furiously, she made her way over to the bed, looking for the buckles she had seen holding Ranma in. "Come on, let's get you out of here"
So caught up was she in this job that she didn't notice the ninja's revival, or his surreptitious motion, barely slowed by the arm sling.
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As Genma and Soun strolled into the banquet room, their careful pose of nonchalance was hard-pressed. Things were not well, not well at all. And had Genma not shoved hard against his friend when a piece of wood came flying through the air, it wouldn't have gone well for the pair either.
"Saotome, old friend, this is it, the end..." Soun's calm was shattered, his emotions again engaged full-throttle at the sight of a thick oak table leg flying past throat-high and shattering against a iron grating that discreetly lined the decorative french windows. But even as the tears began falling, he was looking, looking to see the root cause for the violence in the room. The pulsating aura made it difficult enough even to see that it was human, rather than a shadowy glowing figure. But the way it held itself pricked at Soun familiarly.
"Akane? Is that " -- he blinked away the tears -- " is that you? What are you doing?" He moved towards her, trying to collect his thoughts. "Calm down, these men aren't fighting anymore." And they weren't; the few men still able were taking advantage of Soun's distraction to leave, presumably to summon the reinforcements waiting outside the estate. "Daddy's here. Come on over here, and I'll take care of everything." It was clear that Akane hadn't waited, and was now fighting with pure emotion. Her stance was not the skilled martial stance of a traditional martial artist; it had evolved into the emotion-based chi-projecting stance of a master of the Musabetsu Kakutou School of martial arts. And so Soun was very careful approaching her.
The men may not have been fighting anymore, but a gymnast's ribbon snaked down from above. It grabbed one of the men, and hoisted him into the air, sending him arcing across the room to crash into somebody who had just landed on the second floor railing, at the edge of the room. "Is that that Ukyo girl?" Soun asked Genma, but received no answer. The two collided figures fell onto the floor.
Instead, the furry panda held up a well-worn sign, "Don't look at me,
I'm just a cute panda." But then a big toothy smile flashed and the sign twisted around. "I'll go check it out. Take care of your daughter." In a flash, the confident ursine twisted away in a flashy show of agility. The Akane figure growled at him, but with one quick jump he was on top of her head, and another jump later he was on the stairs. The aura alone proved no match for his skill.
His daughter's anger-fueled aura briefly dimmed, as if she was distracted by something more than just her chin slamming into the ground. But before Soun could reach her, or even yell at his old friend, a rubber ball was tossed from above, knocking Akane's rising head back to the floor, bouncing from there to knock Soun down on his haunches, and then rolling to the center of the room, where it stopped.
Then it blew up.
The explosion hurled everybody in the room backwards, away from the blast. Genma's furry body was helped upwards, to impact with the ceiling. Smoke detectors were spurred into action, and soon a gentle rain from ceiling-mounted sprinklers was floating down. Nabiki felt the rattle and leaned towards the secret entrance of the room, trying to see what was going on out there. Fortuitously, this meant Sasuke misjudged the distance between them, and rather than snaking his hand around her throat, his lunge ended with his hand plunging into her exposed cleavage.
"Sasuke, I didn't know you cared." Nabiki was surprised to find her voice saying this. "That'll be 1000 yen." That was surprisingly automatic... she hadn't even thought about the price. Although, now that she had a second, that seemed about the market price for embarrassing situations.... And then the less rational part of her brain finally awoke to the situation, and her extremely rational part concluded what Sasuke had been trying to do, and she panicked.
She raked her foot down Sasuke's leg and stomped on his inner heel. As he opened his mouth to whine, she whirled and shoved him hard against the wall, making him stumble over the unconscious sumo wrestler. Holding the small man there with one hand, she yanked off his sling with the other. Without full control of his arm, it flopped down, and his face noticeably whitened. Grabbing that arm with both hands, Nabiki squeezed it hard, feeling the bones grind together, out of position. She felt rather than heard the snap of a fracture turning into a compound break. This made her job easier, as the ninja was frantic not to resist her any further; she tied his arms behind him with his own sling.
Knowing she needed to get out of here, to think if nothing else,
before anything else could go wrong, and definitely taking Ranma with her, she bent to unlocking the gurney's wheels. 'Maybe I can just wheel him out of here during the after-dinner speeches. Yeah, that's the ticket, I'm sure the ominous silence as I step here into the open is because a speech is about to begin...' As she began pushing it out the door, she still took time to kick Sasuke's arm savagely.
But even with her heightened alertness, she wasn't prepared for the razor hoop slicing through the handle she was pushing the bed with. Nor the club that hit her head, or the club after that,
or.... She slumped, barely aware of what was going on, barely aware that her weight pressing on the bed had started it moving, towards the stairs, no longer propping her up... wait, the stairs?
Nabiki was dazed and out of it, but Soun, having just reached his youngest daughter, could see everything that was happening by her.
His middle daughter slumped over, pushing the gurney away from her,
towards the stairs; it came to the edge of one step, whoofed down,
again, again, bouncing its passenger out to fall down the rest of the stairs. And then the bed landed on top of her. In the confusion,
perhaps nobody but a skilled martial artist would have noticed the protruding curve of Ranma's belly as she went down the stairs, until she landed squarely on it... but of course the room was filled with high-powered martial artists.
Ranma lay sprawled on the floor, a small figure beneath a large bed. Her legs were crumpled beneath her, a small amount of blood visible beneath her, only some of which had come from her nose slamming into the ground. A small lavender-haired girl -- Shampoo,
Soun noted -- appeared to rouse herself from unconsciousness to stretch over and grasp ranma's hand.
It was good that Soun had come to stand by Akane, as she fainted, a small sigh of air the only notice. Soun managed to catch her, even as the massive front doors were swung open, and black-suited assult troops began pouring in. Framed in the center was a young Tatewaki Kuno, holding a katana in one hand and a walkie-talkie in the other,
looking aghast. "For touching my bride, you shall all die"
And he might have made good on that threat, had not behind him appeared the firemen summoned by the fire alarm, and their increasingly alarmed police escort, who promptly summoned the ambulances on seeing the disaster area.
The ambulances were rather full, taking the combatants, Ranma, a gi-clad Genma found in a warm puddle of water, and also Soun -- for Soun, dear Soun, had himself fainted at Kuno's words. His blissful unconsciousness would undoubtedly prove the happiest memory of that day for a long while to come.
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Thanks to Kitsune, Rakhal, and Figment for pre-reading this fic. I'm thankful to them, and to everybody who has written a review or sent me feedback on previous chapters. I'm still very interested in how people receive this fic; and although I do have an overall outline with my eventual goals that I intend to follow (if only slowly), I'd love to hear what people would like to see in the fic.