I'm not from 'round here.

Okay...so I got MAJORLY bored so please don't judge too harshly. This is a Highschool DxD and Star vs the forces of Evil crossover. Vote on pairings and family groups. Also should Hekapoo have a kid? If so who?

It's gonna get a little weird,
Gonna get a little wild.
I ain't from 'round here,
I'm from another dimension.

It's gonna get a little weird,
Gonna have a good time!
I ain't from 'round here,
I'm from another woo-hoo!

Yea-ah!

I'm talking rainbows,
I'm talking puppies.
Puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puh-puuuhh!

It's gonna get a little weird,
Gonna get a little wild.
I ain't from 'round here,
I'm from another dimension!

Mewni was a magical place, like Literally. The place was Magic and even the peasents knew some magic, albeit mostly useless magic. The current state of the peasant class however had improved drastically since the coronation of the current king and Queen. Star Diaz-Butterfly and Marco Diaz-Butterfly had been king and queen of Mewni for the past 18 years since the death of Queen Moon at the hands of Toffee. King River, had avenged his late wife a few weeks later and stepped down as king shortly after to go off hunting monsters in the wildlands. Two months after her coronation Star married Marco and Hekapoo and found out she was pregnant a month later with a baby boy. They named him Isseimaka Diaz-Butterfly or Issei for short after one of Star's ancestors who was famous for slaying a dragon with only a wooden spoon and a bowl of cold stew.

Today was like almost ever other day for Issei. Wake up, scratch at his birthmarks on his cheeks, a pair of red inverted hearts, got dressed then slide down the stair railing down to the royal breakfast hall.

"ISSEI!" His father yelled in shock. "Don't slide down that!" Just as he finished, Star and Hekapoo slid down it the exact same way. "STAR! HPOO!

"What? Its fun." She justified with a shrug, Hekapoo just smirked before dissapearing through an orange vortex, off for her work at the forge. Marco sighed. Even after all this time, Star was still the same goofball he met over two decades ago and was probably the only thing keeping Ludo trying to storm the gates any more after he hurt Issei who at the time was only 5. Needless to say not even Hekapoo wanted to anger Star anymore which was saying something. After all while Nuclear Rainbow Butterfly blast was Star's signature finishing attack, it wasn't her strongest, Kitten extinction blast was and it took them six weeks to find Ludo after that.

"Hey mum...dad... Can I go to Earth this year?" Issei asked. He was meant to go last year but he might of accidentally sorta destroyed half the kingdom when using his wand when he tried to copy his second mum. Like his ancestors before him, when he turned 14, he received the royal wand. It's current form was red with a neon yellow star, two black angel wings attached to the main head of the wand and a small green spike at the top which ended in a small bulb. All in all, it was a blend of Star's and Marco's wand types in terms of design but had a unique coloration.

"Okay." Marco smiled, he honestly wanted Issei to go to earth more often but they didn't really have a reason to go too often. Marco's parents had passed away a few years ago, they died in a boating accident. Jackie was married happily to Tom of all beings and they had a daughter together called Asia Argento, apparently there was a reason Tom didn't use his last name, he felt embarrassed he had a human surname. They had moved from America to Japan a few weeks ago when Asia was bullied too much by the students in her school and sent exorcists after her. Needless to say swallow falls had been a lot less tolerant to the supernatural in recent years. Even Miss Skullsnick had moved away which was saying something. "But it can't be America, Italy, England, China or Ireland."

"How about Japan?" Issei asked excitedly.

"Star, what do you think?" Marco asked.

"Well...okay but no annoying the locals." Star stated rather seriously. "Unless-"

"It's an emergency or it's Ludo." Issei interrupted.

Star grinned happily, patting his head. "Yep, hey...what if you go to the same school Asia is going to?"

"Kouh Academy right?" Marco asked to which Star nodded. "Okay, but you'll probably have to find someone to stay with, we're not comfortable with you staying by yourself there and we have to stay here sadly."

"I'll go make a mirror-call see if ponyhead or Tom knows anyone." Star smiled gleefully as she rushed upstairs.

"Wait! Star!" Marco called, rushing after her. Asking ponyhead about places to stay wasn't the best idea out there.

About a week later saw the small family leaving for Kouh via interdimensional scissor portal using the royal battlecorn coach. They really didn't like using the thing, especially Star but it was their first trip to Japan so they wanted to have a good impression. Sadly they didn't have a normal car since Marco couldn't drive and nobody would even let star near one after she tried to learn when she was 17.

They had arrived just outside the school gates and Issei hopped out. He was in uniform much to his annoyance, he liked his colorful hoodie and shorts thanks, not long pants and tight blazer. Atleast they had managed to strike a deal with the principal a Devil by the name of Victor Gremory to allow Issei to have his wand on him. They had pulled up right next to Asia who arrived through a flame gate, a spell her father had taught her. The three eyed blonde may of been a demon but she honestly could pass as a church-girl if it wasn't for her third eye or budding horns.

"Hey issei!" Asia smiled brightly, her grin was too wide to be considered human, luckily she hadn't got her father's temper but her mother's.

"Hi Asia!" Issei grinned back, he was about as energetic as him mum at times but others as serious as his father." Man, this is gonna be AWESOME!"

"Yep. I just hope they like me." Asia blushed nervously. While she may be half demon in blood and body, she was human in everything else, asides temper, it took a lot to anger her but when you did, you're screwed.

"Of course they will Asia, you're the best ever!" Issei declaided gleefully. He and Asia had practically grown up together and known each other since they were little. Star and Hekapoo had jokingly referred to them as this generation's Star and Marco with opposite genders. Asia was cautious and while she didn't enjoy fighting she would kick Ludo's but whenever he decided to show up where as Issei was outgoing and slightly naive at some aspects of normal life.

"Come on, we don't want to be late!" Asia called, running off to class before tripping. "Oof!"

"You okay?" He asked, helping her to her feet.

"Yep...just some dust." Asia grinned as the bell went. "Oh no! Quick!" She cried, rushing off with issei dragged along. At the school gates Marco, Hekapoo and Star smiled happily, their son had grown up so quick and soon he'd be a man making his own way in the world. What they sadly hadn't accounted for was a certain raven winged woman hiding out in the church not too far from where the school was located.

sono mune no koe kikoetara

nando demo umareka waru "New → Born"

mou, kore ijou wa kakusenai yo sukui to uzuki kagami no paradox jibun to mukaiatte kizuitanda tamashii no arika wa, kitto negai no shitone

deatta shunkan ni fureta tenohira ni koboreteta namida no netsu, kokoro ni toketa kara kakeaeru no, tagai no omoi "Dear" by "Dear"... mattete!

konna zetsubou no naka erabitoru no wa shukufuku nanka janai tashika na FEELING! sono mune no oku, todoku made nandodemo yobikakeru yo "Your Name"

kioku ni kizami komareta kono kizuato wa itami no complex fukai yami ni tatte mitsuketa no wa zutto sagashi tsuzuketeita hontou no hikari

kanatta shunkan ni kieta yume wa mou iranai yo shinjireru kizuna dake ni inochi sae mo kakerareru riyuu nante tatta hitotsu de, eien ni tsuzuiteku tatoe, namida ga hitomi o nurashite mo kawashi atta tagai no omoi "Day" by "Day" tsunotte... ai ni naru

koukai mo mayoi mo sutesatta no wa kono te de taisetsu o tsukamitai kara sono mune no koe, kikoetanda itsudatte soba ni iru yo "Your Side"

toikake wa "BLESS YoUr NAME" kattou mo shunjun mo imi o nasanai ANSWER

mou, kore ijou wa zettai osoretari shinai kagami ni utsutta "Myself" koeteiku yo sono mune no oku, todoku made nandodemo umarekawaru "New → Born"

donna zetsubou ni datte kanau tsuyosa wa shukufuku nanka janai tashika na FEELING! kono mune no koe todokaseyou itsumademo yobi tsuzukeru "Your Name"