A/N: In the description I mentioned that there would be slight Karma/O.C. Well, my friend was bugging me to put her O.C in this story and I complied. The O.C will serve as a relevant part in a few chapters - unless I choose to change this later, but their relationship is not the main focus of this fanfic.

Disclaimer: I do not own Assassination Classroom. Assassination Classroom belongs to Yusei Matsui.

*Gakushu's P.O.V*

It has officially been a month since that moronic delinquent was forced to come live in the same house as us. As you can tell, we aren't close - Can you really blame me? He's so annoying! - he doesn't bother to talk to father or I, he usually just stays in his room doing only God knows what. What's really annoying is that I'm I have to keep his butt out of trouble. Yet that jerk hasn't even thanked me for keeping him from getting suspended! I've tried to be nice and "brotherly"( On fathers orders. ) but he won't bother returning my kindness. So, I'm passed trying to get along.

I don't see how I'm related to someone like him, he's rude, arrogant, disobedient towards authority, sadistic, annoying, and violent!

"Umm, Gakushu, aren't you several of those things?" Author-Chan pointed out.

"Shut up! You're not supposed to break the fourth wall, Author-Chan!"

"Neither are you."

I sighed, father was making me tell my "brother" that he wanted to talk to both of us. This means that I actually have to talk to that demon. Ugh! I groaned, walking out of my room and making my way to the sadist's locked bedroom door. I pinched the bridge of my nose before knocking on his door. "Hey, idiot, father wants to talk to me...and you, for some reason", I called out, unenthusiastically.

Almost immediately after my announcement, the door opened up and revealed the arrogant prat, in all his nonexistent glory. "And why couldn't he of come up here himself to tell me that?" Bakarma inquired.

"I don't know, maybe you should ask him that yourself, idiot", I retorted. That jerk only brought me more pain, when he had the audacity to smirk at my comment. Ugh! I hate him so much!

*Karma's P.O.V*

I glared at the leader of the Five prats. I walked passed him, folding my arms. I could already sense that my "brother" was rolling his eyes at me. Whatever. I don't care. Why should I? It's not like we ever cared about each other. Just because we're apparently twins, doesn't mean we are just gonna start acting all brotherly towards each other. Anyway, turns out my brainwashing control-freak of a father feels the need to address a matter of great importance to his sons. I don't know what he wants, but, I'm sure that whatever it is, I don't want any part in it.

( TimE SKiP- Lazy Author-Chan)

The Chairman had brought us into the living room to sit down, so he could address us both. "I have seen that both of you have worked very hard in school. So, as a reward, I figured we could go eat dinner as a family. How does that sound you two? Just us guys, hanging out." To be honest, the way he was speaking, was freaking me out. The Chairman of Kunugigaoka was known for the cold and superior air that always surrounded him, not for asking two teenagers out on a night of family bonding.

"Sorry father, I have to study. Besides, I'm not going to spend more time with him than I have to", the snob beside me snorted in disgust.

"Too bad, you have to come, I'm making you", my "father" replied, which caused me to snicker. "You too, Karma", he spoke.

I looked up at him with a look that said 'Are you serious?' "Sorry, I have important things to do. I'm afraid I cannot join you two. You'll just have to have fun without me", I told him, feigning sadness, as I stood up from my seat and began to walk away, ignoring my "father's" shouts of "Karma!" I know it's rude to ignore the person who is currently housing you, but I've had plans already for weeks now. I can't just cancel them. Besides, I don't want do what must be the Chairman's messed up version of family bonding.

( Time SKiP brought to you by: Sushi? IDK, I can't think of anything else )

*Still Karma's P.O.V~~~*

I sighed as I looked down at the text message I had just received.

Crazy girl who happens to be my girlfriend: Karma, we're still on for our date tonight, right?

I quickly typed my reply : Duh, I already made the reservation

I turned the phone off and sighed. I hadn't told my girlfriend about the DNA tests or about Class E. After all, it's definitely better for her not to get involved in the craziness, that is currently my life.

No one knew about my girlfriend either. For now, I wanted to keep it that way. Again, I don't need a ten foot octopus bothering me about my love life. I also don't need my "brother" finding out either, because students weren't supposed to be in relationships - He'd probably still tattle, despite the fact that my girlfriend attends a different school.

I changed into casual wear and grabbed my wallet. I opened the door and stuffed the wallet in my pocket, before proceeding down the staircase. Unfortunately for me, the annoying jerk of a brother was waiting at the bottom. "Where are you going dressed like that?" He demanded.

"I'm afraid, that it doesn't concern you", I sneered back at him.

Gakushu rolled his eyes at me, "Well, I'm sure father would like to know of your whereabouts, my dear delinquent of a twin."

"Please, you're just jealous that I'm better looking that you are", I retorted, as I pushed past my "twin" and opened the door.

"You little-" The sounds of me slamming the door cut him off.

When I finally reached the diner, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend's brown hair, through the window of the door. I went in and walked up to her. As I tapped her shoulder, she turned her head around. "Karma, finally, I was worried you had canceled on me", she said, before engulfing me into a hug.

" Please Evelynn, like I'd ever cancel on you", I replied, desperately trying to escape her grip. Thankfully, she released me.

"Karma, how many times have I told you not to call me that?" She inquired, as she waved her finger scornfully at my face.

"1,237", I answered. Yes, I have been keeping track. I laughed at her reaction and gently pinched her cheek, before taking her hand and leading her into the restaurant.

Third Person P.O.V~~~~~

Karma had started eating his food, when Liv suddenly spike up, "So, How has school been?" The question threw the redhead off guard.

"Educational", he replied, hoping that she would accept his usual use of sarcasm and chose not to ask him to elaborate more upon his answer.

Unfortunately, Liv happened to be a girl full of persistence. "And what is that supposed to mean?" Said brunette questioned.

"Nothing."

"Surely it must mean something."

Karma had to think fast. Luck was not on his side, after all, his girlfriend was as sharp as he was. Instead of answering, Karma quickly stuffed some of his dinner into his mouth. He proceeded to do the same whenever Liv tried to bring up the subject again. The blue eyed teen finally gave it a break, once Karma started to steal her food, in an attempt to avoid the topic of school.

( Time SKIP brought to you by: Queen Cat Phone )

Karma sighed in relief. He had successfully managed to conceal his secrets from his girlfriend. He had already walked her home, so, he figured that he was home free, so to say.

However, the redhead had miscalculated one variable. His brother. "And just where have you been?" Gakushu asked, upon the entering of Karma into the house.

"I didn't know you cared", the lazy redhead retorted.

"I don't. But I'm sure that father does."

Karma snorted, "He shouldn't get offended. After all, I already told him that I was busy tonight."

"That doesn't mean that you have the right to do whatever you want!" Gakushu shouted, losing his cool and poking a finger into his brother's chest.

"Both of you need to stop arguing!" Both boys turned around to see that their father had entered the room. At that point, they knew two things, that they were both in trouble and that they were nowhere near close to coming together as a family.

A/N: I do not own Assassination Classroom or its characters. Assassination Classroom belongs to Yusei Matsui. 2, please, tell me what you thought of the chapter. Criticism is acceptable, just please do not be harsh.

Well, until next time!~?