Always Expected the Unexpected

Yandere Simulator © YandereDev

WARNING:

SLASH, SI!Kencho, OOC, typos, sporadic update, etc.

Summary:

He expected to die young with how dangerous his occupation was. But he didn't expect to be reborn again, especially in the Yandere Simulator world. And he was not amused. Not only that, but he was reborn as an eight years old Kencho Saikou. Well, at least he didn't need to live as a baby again. Now, he needed to stop Yandere-chan from killing anyone (and investigate how some girls love Senpai, of course). Heh, always expect the unexpected indeed.

A/N:

I actually think to write a fanfict about a character reborn as Megami's little brother days ago. I'm thinking about his relationship with Megami before the reborn and I know he will be a douchebag. But then YandereDev published Kencho's profile and it matches with what I thought. Are we mean to be? #lolno

My English skill is bad, so… I'm sorry.

Chapter 01

'Less than 30 seconds again…'

He stopped in front of a window in the fourth floor. He smashed the glass with his foot and prepared to jump. But then the bomb exploded and destroyed the building as he jumped. He moved his body so he could land on his right side while protecting the toddler in his arms and bullet-proof vest.

He groaned when he felt his body was crushed. His head hit the ground so hard and made him dizzy. But before he lost his consciousness, he had moved his body so the crying toddler was under him and made himself as a shield to protect the toddler from the debris.

The last thing he remembered was the toddler's cry and something stabbed his back.

'I am… alive?'

He was frowning as he moved his fingers.

He… survived? But how? He remembered his head hit the ground so hard and his back stabbed by a wood or something. He knew that he was going to die.

But he was… alive.

He tried to open his eyes and cringed at the bright light. Damn, did someone tried to make him blind?

Okay, now he could open his eyes and saw everything white.

Wait, white? Was he in a hospital? That was made a sense. Hm, this room was so spacious than he thought.

He tried to move his fingers, and he felt strange. Then, he tried to touch his fingers. He knew that he was smaller than people in his age, but never this small. It was like he was in a child body. He moved his hand so he could see it.

"… Uhh?!"

Damn. He was in a CHILD body.

What the hell?!

He tried to move his body. His heart beat faster than normal and made the heart monitor beeped loudly. He even couldn't breathe anymore.

"…-san[1]! Sai…-san! Please calm down! Breathe, Saikou-san!"

He stared at a doctor beside him and flinched at his touches. And he lost his consciousness again.

Always expect the unexpected. No matter how annoying, ridiculous, dangerous or bizarre it was. Especially with his occupation as investigator. He always prepared himself to die young. He expected to die for saving someone. His only regret was if he died in front of someone.

But…

But…

But he didn't expect to be reborn again. Reborn in a child body.

… Oh my God, did he kill the child before occupied their body?

This was so messed up.

A nurse was coming to his room when he woke up.

"Ah, you're awake? I'll call the doctor. Please wait, Saikou-san."

Saikou? Was that his new name? Was he Japanese?

The nurse gone before he realized it. He was alone again.

Now, he needed to think for his future actions. He was wondering who this Saikou was before he took his body… and why he was in the hospital.

Damn, it would be troublesome.

"Ah, you're awake? Thanks, God," the doctor said when he entered the room.

"Ah… ha'i," he answered hoarsely.

He needed drink.

The doctor chuckled, "I'll tell the nurse to bring you a glass of water or an ice cube. Did anything hurt?" he said as he moved a chair to beside his bed and sat on it.

"My… body… stiffs."

"Well, it was expected. You're in a coma for nearly two months."

"A… coma? What's happened?"

"... Tell me, did you remember anything?"

"… No."

"Oh my."

The doctor stopped writing and stared at him.

"Well, I expected this. You suffered a serious head injury and lost a lot of blood."

"Can… you tell me about me?"

"Well, your name is Kencho Saikou, the son of Saikou-shachou[2]. You were kidnapped for two weeks before the police could save you. You were in a very bad state."

Wait, the name was very familiar for him…

"Saikou-shachou…? My father own a corporation?" he surprised.

The doctor laughed, "yes, the biggest company in Japan."

He never remembered the company in his old life.

… Was he in another dimension? Or alternate life? Or whatever it is?!

What the fuck?

Wait a minute.

"Kencho…?"

"Ah, yes. It's your name. Kencho Saikou."

Okay… Kencho Saikou. Or Saikou Kencho in (his old) Japan.

What the hell? Was he… in the Yandere Simulator world?!

He knew that he needed to prepare for the unexpected. But not this.

This was really bizarre. Why the hell he was in a game world? Yandere Simulator to be exacted. The game was not a real game anyway because it was unfinished the last time he played.

Heh, always expect the unexpected indeed.

To Be Continue…

[1] -san = Most common honorific, it equals 'Mr', 'Ms', 'Mrs'. It was more polite to call someone's name with '-san' in its end, and when in doubt to use which honorific for someone just use this.

[2] -shachou = president/CEO of a company

A/N:

Please give me a pointer for past tenses because I'm confused!