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Severus Snape and the Boy-Who-is-Missing
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named Dead!
Daily Prophet Exclusive
By Rita Skeeter
Around two in the after noon , the body of the Dark Lord, known as Voldemort was found at the front steps of the Ministry of Magic. Sources say that the body was such a mess they did not even recognize the Dark One. "He was a damned ugly thing to begin with, but now. I wouldn't even wish what happened to him on anyone." Said one bystander.
No one knows who is responsible of the Dark Lords downfall and still there is no sign of Harry Potter. Does his disappearance have anything to do with this?
More inside, on page B13.