There was a man named Zack

And he loved to climb trees.

One day he saw a big tree

And climbed it almost too the top.

Then saw a nest of eggs and he said

To himself "I want those mother fucking

Eggs for my fucking breakfast" .

And he reached for it when suddenly

His neck got stuck between a branch,

He yelled for help but no one came;

Soon he died.

well it looks like Zack is going to be HANGING AROUND HERE for a long time.

THE END