Just got back from seeing Infinity War and latched onto a joke in the movie and had to write about it. Nothing belongs to me I swear.

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Natasha glared at the pint of ice cream in front of her. She would rather face Thanos a hundred times before continuing with the hardest thing she had ever done. Before lifting the spoon again.

"When Stark made them agree to a lifetime supply of ice cream, I wasn't aware they actually meant it."

Wanda swallowed another bite of 'Red and Black Widow' and shuddered. "Would it help if we switched flavors again?" She eyed Bruce's half finished 'Strange Magic', "I'll swap you."

Bruce looked in the tub. "What you got?"

"Red velvet cake swirled with dark chocolate. How about you?"

"Lime sherbet with red pop-rocks."

"Gimme."

Stephen called across the table to Bucky. "I'll give you my 'Hunka Hunka Hulk' if you give me your 'Rocky Rhodes'."

The former Hydra assassin didn't even lift his head. No matter how strong the Super soldier serum was no match for a sugar coma. The sorcerer supreme swapped the mostly melted ice creams with a smile. "Where's the Captain and Stark?"

Steve walked by and tossed an empty pint of 'Star Sprinkled Man with a Plan' in the garbage. "Lightweight." He snorted, while taking a picture of his best friend. "Havnt seen Stark since we got the first shipment. I'm actually starting to get worried."

Natasha was looking faintly green as she opened a brand new flavor. 'White Russian' she supposed it was Bucky's flavor. "Worried about him, or us?"

"Us."

...

The billionaire in question staggered out of the elevator. At least, they thought it was him. His hair was mussed, suit was smeared with mocha ice cream, eyes were dilated and a gold plated spoon tangled from the corner of his mouth like a cigarette. To top it off he was giggling uncontrollably.

"Tony," Steve said slowly. "What are you doing?"

"Nothing." In one swift motion, he snatched up Steve's shield and took off running, his laughter slightly hysterical.

"Dammit." Steve snarled as he gave chase. "Language!" Wanda called after him, laughing.

10 mins later

"still going?" Stephen asked as he banished 5 gallons of 'Stark Raving Hazelnuts" to Siberia. Wanda brushed past him, a garbage bag full of empty ice cream containers. "He may have had a head start, but Steve has super juice."

Nat shook her head. "He's still going. Steve actually looks winded. Super juice is no match for Tony Stark on a sugar high."

20 mins later

Tony!" Steve yelled, exasperatedly. "If you don't get down, your going to fall!"

"No I won't! I can fly!"

"Not without your suit you can't." Natasha muttered, as she tightrope walked across the exposed beam 15 feet above the very hard floor.

"I'm wearing a suit!" He snapped

"Yes, but not your pants."

25 mins later

"Iv had enough of this!" Wanda yanked at Tony with ropes of scarlet energy, causing him to cling to the wood like a cat.

"This is your fault, Steve!"

"How?"

"Your the one who had the brilliant idea to dare Tony to eat all his own flavor!"

"How was I to know it was hazelnut mocha flavor?"

Her response was cut short by the Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist falling from the ceiling. "Oh my God! Tony, Tony, talk to us!" Wanda cried, shaking him.

"Did he bounce?" Stephen asked Bruce casually. "I could have sworn he bounced."

Tony's response was to snore slightly. He wasn't hurt, didn't even wake up when he landed. He was out cold.

"Thank you Lord, for sugar crashes." Natasha said, landing lightly on her feet. Steve hoisted Tony over his shoulder and headed off towards the bedroom he shared with Pepper. "I'll put him to bed. Hide the rest. I don't care if you have to pack Buck up in it. Make it gone."

Bucky woke with a start and looked at the empty kitchen with surprise. "What did I miss?"